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I will start by kicking your ass and taking yours.

The day is still young.

Grand! Those long fingers of that tall quatroon will do fine at cotton picking.

Ain't nothin' worse than a woman who knows she ain't gonna get her jaw-jacked.

I never heard anyone draw on for sixty pages about the proper way to cook cornbread. There is one way: my mom's way. Obama just needs to worry about the collards and sow-belly. that swarthy-man.

Goes to show you, a woman's place is in the kitchen knitting sweaters.

Well.......... by God! I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like I'm about out of beer.

Corky was not retarded. That man was handi-capable and perhaps a better ing human specimen than the -brine which spewed you screeching into the world.

Great quote, Timey. I'll have to use that in future discussions on this topic, but I won't use it here. Rejoice. RO is going to plagiarize you. Which is truly a sad state of affairs. Are these people's lives so hollow and barren that they have to live through others? Is it any of our business how others live? Give them nothing and they'll take away nothing. Britney should be institutionalized until she gets better. They are just doing their jobs. If they were coal miners, I bet they'd do it with the same enthusiasm. Not siding with the suckers, because I believe to be of the same ilk as lampreys and leeches, however can't judge a man by how he puts food on the table. That would be just wrong.

If only you were as smart as you are dumb, Snaffy, you might be dangerous.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Winston Churchill

Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. -Bart Simpson

If you can't take the heat, get your ass out of the kitchen. I have about an ounce of pity for these ing heels who are passed off as celebrities these days. They chose a career that put them in the limelight for all to see. At one time, these "celebrities" had a choice. Their stupid ing parents or agents shouldn't pump them up so much that they feel like they have some talent. I mean, where is Jessica and Ashley Simpson these days?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men! Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison or destroy my brothers And you will my name is LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you! -Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction 1994

I pick the New York Giants.

Enki plagiarized Anne Landers.

That's more like it, Snaffy.

It's hard to be original in the world we live. The best thing one can do is, take an original idea and put your own spin on it.

Says who? We always celebrate the death of Martyrs. What about those doing good for our country, our people right now?

A face only a mother could love.

Keep your tongue out of my asshole, wez.

Ooo... ing formalities. Do we need to break out the white laced gloves and extend our pinky before sipping our Earl Grey Tea? Almost beckons a change. That's it, I'm taking my Atilla poster down.

Well... let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet. I'm still not sure if hostilities are in order.

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

Funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.