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Do you like tuna? I love tuna. I must have it for lunch thrice a week. 2 (6-ounce) cans chunk light tuna in water, drained well 1/4 cup finely diced red onion 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley leaves 1/4 cup chopped calamata olives 3 tablespoons olive oil 1/2 teaspoon lemon zest 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice Salt and freshly ground black pepper 6 cups pre-washed mixed greens (about 3 ounces) 4 whole-grain wrap breads (about 2 ounces each) 2 large tomatoes, sliced In a medium bowl combine the tuna, onion, parsley, olives. In a small bowl, whisk together the olive oil, zest, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Pour about 2/3 the dressing over the tuna mixture and toss to combine. In a separate bowl, pour the rest of the dressing over the greens and toss to combine. Place some tuna salad onto each piece of wrap bread. Top with 1 1/2 cups of greens and a few tomato slices. Roll the wraps and serve. On a side note: A loose translation of Mediterranean is "Middle Earth".

Gawdamn! Not to mention it calls for a cheese that smells like sweaty old gym socks! Yuck!

It certainly doesn't help that the media portrays actresses sporting "baby-bumps" as trendy. It's sick, actually. These same ing people carry miniature rat-dogs in giant handbags.

I keep a .38 in my mailbox... just in case.

Yeah... it's not too bad. Of the weaker hot sauces, I like Frank's Red Hot. I love it especially on my greens: collards and turnips, black eyed peas, crowder peas, and chicken livers. Goooood!

Tabasco is the cornerstone of any nutritious meal. I especially love it on eggs and in my grits.

That culture glorifies it, too! Bones, Thugs, and Harmony did a song called "1st of da month" paying homage to handouts.

The turkey is lean. When it is grounded down and then mashed into burger patties, it easily falls apart. The plain yogurt acts as a glue to hold the patty together. It also supplies a contrast of taste with the dill seasoning. It's good... try it!

We need nothing from Vietnam! We don't fly across the ocean to get pedicures and manicures. They move here. There are plenty of children in this country that need help. Visit any Children's Hospital in any given city, see all those sick children abandoned by their parents. Heartwrenching.

Iowa: "Don't come to see us until we recover!" New Orleans: "Bring your handouts!"

How freakin' admirable...

That was the furthest thing from my mind. I felt the need to elaborate a bit or give it an RO brand of painful truth. That was for the narrow-minded leeching majority out there that would misconstrue what you posted.

Tabasco Red Sauce is what I use. Nothing else crosses my mind. I mean, you don't have to use that sauce. You can try whatever variety/style/brand you want to.

Oo.. you damn right, I'm cooking.

Blues Will Call My Name David Hole When I die I don't want you to weep I don't want you to moan or call my name the time I had was kind to me so for everything No one's to blame When it's my time Always they say, always they say The blues will call my name Long time ago I fell in love with a country girl she fell for me Man... I was fool to ever leave Man... I was blind I could not see that when it's my time always they say, always they say The blues will call my name Once I had money and everything a big ol' house best part of town but these old clothes won't let me breathe I'd like to shred them and let them know that it was my time I can hear them say, hear them say the blues have called my name the blues have called my name

Verne Troyer is missing?

It is not a race thing. It is a culture thing, ya'll. And I completely understand. The dominant culture of the people of New Orleans are bottom-feeding people who are entirely dependent on the government. They contribute nothing to society and are little more than leeches living amongst the filthification of New Orleans. The dominat culture of the people of Iowa, as a whole, are self-sufficient. Hell... some of them old boys can trace their lineage back to pioneers and gunfighters. It might be dormant, but I bet, living off the land and survival in harsh times is a trait imbedded in their genetic code.

Give me my old M40 "Sheryl", a perch, a bag of sunflower seeds, a can of Skoal, and targets.

Turkey is delicious. 1/2 cup chopped onion 2 tablespoons reduced-fat plain yogurt 1 tablespoon snipped fresh dill 1 1/2 teaspoons hot pepper sauce 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 garlic clove, minced 1 pound lean ground turkey 4 Kaiser rolls, split 4 lettuce leaves 4 tomato slices In a large bowl, combine the onion, yogurt, dill, hot pepper sauce, salt and garlic. Crumble turkey over mixture; mix well. Shape into four patties, each about 3/4 in. thick. Grill, uncovered, over medium-hot heat for 6-8 minutes on each side or until no longer pink. Serve on rolls with lettuce and tomato. Nutritional Analysis: One serving equals 357 calories, 12 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 90 mg cholesterol, 766 mg sodium, 34 g carbohydrate, 2 g fiber, 27 g protein. Diabetic Exchanges: 3 lean meat, 2 starch, 1 fat.

I figured it out! This chick is no chick... it's John Denver! He's returned.

KINDERGARTEN FAITH NO MORE Return to my own vomit like a dog Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave Maybe one day I'll be royalty Kingdom Kindergarten Born late Will I graduate? Drinking fountains are shorter than they used to be The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore Folklore: nobody's supposed to believe in the next grade WRITE IT A HUNDRED TIMES Kingdom Kindergarten Waiting Bell's not ringing Held back again Everything got quiet suddenly; no dolby And the theatre is empty Film is flapping on the side of the projector The reel is over Banished with my sticky shoes and stinging eyes I'M WALKING OUTSIDE Kingdom Kindergarten Born late Will I graduate? Held back again [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0tMHaebt98]YouTube - Faith No More-Kindergarten[/ame]

SINCE I'VE BEEN LOVING YOU LED ZEPPELIN Working from seven to eleven every night, It really makes life a drag, I don't think that's right. I've really, really been the best of fools, I did what I could. 'Cause I love you, baby, How I love you, darling, How I love you, baby, How I love you, girl, little girl. But baby, Since I've Been Loving You. I'm about to lose my worried mind, oh, yeah. Everybody trying to tell me that you didn't mean me no good. I've been trying, Lord, let me tell you, Let me tell you I really did the best I could. I've been working from seven to eleven every night, I said It kinda makes my life a drag. Lord, that ain't right... Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose my worried mind. Said I've been crying, my tears they fell like rain, Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling, Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling. Do you remember mama, when I knocked upon your door? I said you had the nerve to tell me you didn't want me no more, yeah I open my front door, hear my back door slam, You must have one of them new fangled back door man. I've been working from seven, seven, seven, to eleven every night, It kinda makes my life a drag... Baby, Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose, I'm about lose to my worried mind. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89yw7wqoaio]YouTube - Since I've been Loving you[/ame]

No. It's real rotisserie chicken. There's not style to it. That's left up to Bender and his recipe. Yeah... come on over! Bring the chicken.

When in Vietnam...

Shoot the dog and throw it on the rotisserie.