RoyalOrleans

She's a fukken saint.

I lost a chunk of my left knee cap in that -land. I will never forget. Ever. My blood boils and my eyes swell just thinking about those who have lost more. They are my brothers and sisters. I fukken love them. Respect them. I wish I was there with them. I will never fukken forget.

Wrong thread, wez. This ain't the thread about Star Wars video games.

Have you ever had a polar bear steak? A lot more tender than one would think.

Global warming is the brainchild of the failed communists of the 60's who became "environmentalists" in the 80's.

Has anyone seen Apocalypto? If so... Remember when Jaguar Paw was chased down to the shore and all of a sudden everything stopped as they gazed in awe into the blue? The ships bringing the Conquistadores were making landfall. I'm sure that was what it was like for this tribe when they saw the chopper. "The ancient empires fall, the dark-skinned peoples fade and even the demons of antiquity gasp their last, but over all stands the Aryan barbarian, white-skinned, cold-eyed, dominant, the supreme fighting man of the earth." - Robert E Howard

"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural, a whim of circumstance. Barbarism will ultimately triumph." Robert E Howard

I pay the price the market demands. I don't bitch about it, because I understand supply and demand.

Boom Boom John Lee Hooker Boom boom boom boom I'm gonna shoot ya right down right off of yo' feet take you home with me boom boom boom boom Mmmmmm--huh Mmmm mmmm mmmm I love to see you strut up and down that floor and when you talkin to me that baby talk I just like it like that when you talk like that it really knocks me out right off of my feet A-haw haw haw haw Ohhh... When she talk that talk and walk that walk and whisper in my ear tell me that she love me I love that talk when you talk that talk it knocks me out right off my feet Hoooooooooooooooooooooo yeah Talk that talk Walk that walk

I saw this morbidly obese chick once, she had seven normal sized women orbitting her. - - - Personally, I believe that we are truly naive to think that we are the center of the universe. Now when I say "We" I mean all the plants, trees, animals, big and small, wise and cunning. There could be minute organisms delved deep in a mountain somewhere on Mars. There very well could be the same on Mercury. We live on the planet most hospitable for surface dwelling. Evolution will find a way. Life is all about adapting and whatever life is out there, be it big or small, will someday show itself to us. Until that time, masturbate to the thought of green women from Star Trek and the three-titted woman from Total Recall.

Pussy. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The cornerstone of any healthy diet. I would trap stray cats along with my Korean neighbor. You thought I meant vagina? How sick are you people. Goddamn.

You're a long way from home, yuppie. I'll start a tab.

Blues Will Call Your Name - David Hole Mannish Boy - Muddy Waters

Pretty girls don't need to have "talents" or "fetishes", because they get plenty of attention. Whereas semi-flawed to ugly chicks almost always have some queer attribute. Like this Lene, she probably likes the negroes and being throttled.

Anything by Chuck Berry and Santana. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne Unsung - Helmet Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

I'm just glad she shaved her beard for the photo opps.

In my worst Mrs Swan impersonation... "She looka lika man..."

Depends on the ing beer if you want to call it alcohol or not! Bud Light is not beer. They call it beer, but it ain't. And it certainly depends on what kind of marijuana you're smoking if you want to call it "weed" or not. Some you call "grass" and some you call "pot". Yes, it's all marijuana, but sometimes its just really strong rope.

Depends on the ing beer if you want to call it alcohol or not! Bud Light is not beer. They call it beer, but it ain't. And it certainly depends on what kind of marijuana you're smoking if you want to call it "weed" or not. Some you call "grass" and some you call "pot". Yes, it's all marijuana, but sometimes its just really strong rope.

Ahhhhhhhh......... it! I was going to post a UTube video of Blue Oyster Cult performing ASTRONOMY. I reckon I'm not holding my lip just right, because I can't get the freaking to post. Oh well... back to the ing salt lick.

Ahhhhhhhh......... it! I was going to post a UTube video of Blue Oyster Cult performing ASTRONOMY. I reckon I'm not holding my lip just right, because I can't get the freaking to post. Oh well... back to the ing salt lick.

I'm in perpetual awe of how yours has developed.

I'm in perpetual awe of how yours has developed.

Last time I checked, Hugo (like me) is a capitalist. Therefore, he only buys massively produced beer. That is the only kind which can sate his thirst, because it can be purchased at every corner and in every neighborhood. I would beat his ass and drink his luke warm swill, with the assumption that it would sate MY thirst. Maybe I'd want some more? Walk to the corner of STFU Avenue and grab a sixer. Capitalism is a vicious cycle.

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