RoyalOrleans

I had a funny charge appear on my bank statement once, it was an abbreviation: DICHRZER.

Sorry, Smutt. Grab me a brew and we'll go shoot rats in the dark.

I see some familiar faces or at least familiar screen names. You people know who I am. Where's the ing welcome wagon? In the shop?

I was pissed beyond recognition that all of the time, energy, and thought I poured into my near five thousand posts was gone in the twitch of a spastic wrist. Poof! Gone! Malicious tampering? My white ass, more like malicious assholes can't control the rowdies. I was a GOD! A God! Now this is my first measly post in months on any board / forum/ what have you. Grr.

I'm shocked and appalled that I had to resort to such 1998 tactics.

In your area, retards must not be on 24 hour lockdown. Here... they rarely see the light of day.

And you're giving me a shit-cramp. Back under the table, ball-washer!

I am not familiar with that term. Maybe an emoticon will help me understand. - Nah. - Nah. - Nah. - Disco!

Radiation can never be trusted to do its job.

Fuckin' trippy! You just blew my mind.

You think? Destroyer of Morons, take a long hard look at what shit you posted and apologize.

So was it your mom or dad that was the smart kid?

Close! They fewer swimmers, because the body is too busy producing brain cells.

I was a band nerd. So I didn't bloom until all the regular nerds got laid. Nothing like sloppy seconds from the AV Club.

So why are you replying?

I just Google'd Vegemite, did you know they actually grind up kittens and puppies to make that shit?

Sure! I'd love to go for a ride around the lake, Teddy!

The smart kid never got laid.

Perhaps... for those who get caught.

Why? Because John Wayne is dead. That's why! -RO

Queensryche Silent Lucidity Hush now dont cry Wipe away the teardrop from your eye Youre lying safe in bed It was all a bad dream Spinning in your head Your mind tricked you to feel the pain Of someone close to you leaving the game of life So here it is, another chance Wide awake you face the day Your dream is over...or has it just begun? Theres a place I like to hide A doorway that I run to in the night Relax child, you were there But only didnt realize it and you were scared Its a place where you will learn To face your fears, retrace the tears And ride the whims of your mind Commanding in another world Suddenly, you hear and see This magic new dimension I-will be watching over you I-am gonna help you see it through I-will protect you in the night I-am smiling next to you...in silent lucidity If you open your mind for me You wont rely on open eyes to see The walls you built within Come tumblng down, and a new world will begin Living twice at once you learn You're safe froom pain in the dream domain A soul set free to fly A round trip journey in your head Master of illusion, can you realize Your dreams alive, you can be the guide but...

Twenty dollars is too much for a lapdance.

Just fucking shoot the bastard.

You're in the Idiot Box, dummyboar. I would, however this fucking site would be empty. I'd be the sole poster arguing with myself. Ever answer your own fucking questions? Fucking scary. No. Posting innane shit and telling mixed up bullshit will get you told to go fuck yourself. Again. Go fuck yourself.

You'll have to excuse me, I have a finely tuned nose for detecting bullshit. The secular media is not what I can news or what they report newsworthy. This country is more obsessed with Paris Hilton going to jail than the lives spent in Iraq. Not a fan of the Bush or his puppeteers. Wasn't a fan of his fathers' either. I spent some time in the desert during the Gulf War and can honestly say, those people deserve a quick death. They will never understand freedom or democracy. Sure the puppet leaders, the US places in charge, love the idea. Eventually, that pig shit religion of theirs brings the puppet leaders back down to dictator level. Your troll-like behavior, innane postings will get you told to go fuck yourself. If Bush is my daddy, then you must be fucking Al Gore's fucking third cousin.