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RoyalOrleans

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  1. And if I saw your box, I'd fuck you. There! Happy?
  2. When I quit smoking many, many months ago, I gained about fifteen pounds. Since I can breathe, now, I started a four a.m. jog around Ye Olde Towne Square and the softball complex near my house. Despite appearance, I eat like a horse.
  3. A month or so ago. Lookin' for some soft-tail.
  4. Then fuck me like an animal.
  5. Looks as though, suicide by kangaroo is as popular as it ever was.
  6. Alice In Chains Angry Chair Sitting on an angry chair Angry walls that steal the air Stomach hurts and I dont care What do I see across the way See myself molded in clay Stares at me, yeah Im afraid Changing the shape of his face Candles red I have a pair Shadows dancing everywhere Burning on the angry chair Little boy made a mistake Pink cloud has now turned to gray All that I want is to play Get on your knees, time to pray, boy I dont mind, yeah I dont mind, i-i-i I dont mind, yeah, I dont mind, i-i-i Lost my mind, yeah But I dont mind, i-i-i Cant find it anywhere I dont mind Corporate prison, we stay Im a dull boy, work all da y So Im strung out anyway Loneliness is not a phase Field of pain is where I graze Serenity is far away Saw my reflection and cried So little hope that I died Feed me your lies, open wide Weight of my heart, not the size Pink cloud has now turned to gray All that I want is to play Get on your knees time to pray
  7. As in a casket ready for burial?
  8. Dave Foley is damn fine actor.
  9. I come to forums armed with fucking hysterics. Mind your pissing and giggling, you might make some strange bedfellows. So you're from the U.S.'s largest national park? I didn't think RVs were allowed beyond Niagra.
  10. He should take a number.
  11. The ones that do the representing. Duh! It's been a long, long time since I've been called out on a grammatical error. Touche.
  12. Just concentrate on keeping the stream in the urinal and not on your pants, shoes, the wall, and the guy next to you. Got it?
  13. Darnell is the name of a character on My Name is Earl. From this point on, Darnell is officially "Crabman" in my mind.
  14. Handicapped, or should I say Differently Challenged Americans, people tend towards indifference. Except when it comes to parking spaces and restroom stalls.
  15. I'm on my way over, Phanny. Better do those exercises we discussed.
  16. Beastie Boys Sabotage I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side Oh My, It's A Mirage I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin' You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button? But Yo I'm Out And I'm Gone I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On 'Cause What You See You Might Not Get And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage Whyyy; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate But I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle What Could It Be, It's A Mirage You're Scheming On A Thing - That's Sabotage
  17. If you do not wish to ensue bullying behavior around here, you'd best unfuck yourself by putting posts in the correct forum.
  18. Fuck me running.
  19. The thread was virtually dead until some jack-legged shitheel fucking revived it. It's in the fucking Piss Pot, Tori.
  20. That's a hell of a fucking thing to say about the mother of your children.
  21. You picked the wrong fucking place to find sympathy, sister. I think you should shove a feather duster up your ass and prance around like a duck. Quack! Quack! Quack!
  22. Fuck Jesse Jackson!
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