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RoyalOrleans

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  1. My last girlfriend would get uber-pissed if I farted while she was sucking me off. Can't understand, for the life of me, how that is such a bad thing? Sucking my cock and smelling my fart!
  2. A few week's ago, I ate at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. One of the best ribeyes I have ever et.
  3. Especially when I'm driving!
  4. Fuck it! They are fun to look at, brother, but fuck if I'll ever get fucking involved with one again.
  5. The Navajos, et. al., all wanted to be Americanized. They just didn't know it at the time.
  6. Fuck miscegenation.
  7. Your nostrils look big enough.
  8. Who said anything about your vagina? There are two other holes.
  9. Oh... you meen this? Still looks tasty! .
  10. Sounds delicious!
  11. Alright, alright, alright... and you damn right.
  12. My old enemy is sleep, she and I have had some torrid affairs. Never fought with insomnia, however, I sleep like a baby every night.
  13. Great fucking song, RandE. I'd rep you, but I gave it to you on the procrastination thread.
  14. Ta-dah! Now go make me a sam'ich!
  15. Throw in some dill and taragon, by god! That's some tasty sex.
  16. A potato and then sex? Wow... you'll need the energy.
  17. Count your blessings, Phanny.
  18. If I ever come over, Phanny, it won't be for tea.
  19. That's not very nice, Tori. Must be that time of the month... bills.
  20. The war ain't over. Now that we have the blacks breeding in abundance, it's just a matter of time before the South rises again.
  21. Then use a lot of accusations and name-calling... that'll throw her off.
  22. I found a clogged Epi-Lady electric shaver once... I never returned.
  23. Vegetable is a subjective term, because a fruit (e.g. an apple or an orange) could be considered one. Still a fruit is a ripened reproductive organ, while a vegetable are organs which sustain a plant. A potato is from the tuber family and closely related to roots (e.g. carrots). An inferior steak is not worth the time to eat.
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