RoyalOrleans

Hey-diddly-ho there! My name is Neal, to reach me dial M for Manly. I'm from the Dirty South, but I don't dress like no Confederate Rebel. I am 6'2" and I'm down with the Devil.

How about them Falcons? How painful is that?

The Godfather of Soul dies at 73! Jesus better let him in, because here is a man with too much soul! James Brown Dead at 73

We've been celebrating this Jewish Carpenter's "birthday" for two thousand years, I don't think he recognizes them anymore. I mean, there comes a point when you just stop counting the years.

Stabbing you would be like stabbing a pile of fresh dough.

You have got to watch where he flings his poo, Phanny.

Iverson is a sly coon.

I thought that it was an honor to be knighted? When did it become so trivial? Ohh... yeah... Sir Elton John or should I say "Dame"?

Merry Kris-mah, niggahs! Pay that cellphone bill balance and holla at me!

Further proof that the insurgency does not want intelligence in their country.

A coalition? Fine... the United States Military it is then. Fuck... can't we just pull out a "Hail Mary" out of the playbook?

Of course the Taliban spokesman denied the claim, it was more than likely a doppleganger of the pig-shit eater. All those assholes look alike.

Funny as hell! I'd like to think that if I were to witness a child exploding, I would do everything in my power to glue him back together. Gawdamn.

Gay ******s from outer space wish you a Happy Kwanzaa.

Just the way you like to translate it? How the fuck is Phantom supposed to know that? Is she supposed to read your pea-brain? Goddammit, Koko, you really should stop swallowing so much semen.

These bull-dykes are the ones you have to look out for. You know, the mannish girls who look like Pete Rose and were athletic gear all the time. You know the shits I'm talking about... they take softball a little too serious.

All in good fun with that beastly mother of yours, Koko. Man... she's dirty.

Attention whore.

Feliz Navi-blah!

We can't have two Kokos running around. Eddo you stay eddo and Kokorosenshi will remain kokothemonkey.

I was ready at 2, but for you MM I will make an acception. Bring plenty of baby-wipes.

Sounds like you need new friends, Chi.

Yes it does! Want to try it out?

I have a pet monkey named Koko. He flings shit and masturbates twenty times a day.

It's perfectly fine with me if someone wants to make bum porn. I don't care, as long as it doesn't involve me. When worshipping the almighty dollar, demeaning yourself for its sake is common. Do you think we're meant to hump eight to twelve hour days? Sit in tiny cubicles staring at monitor? You want wealth, then by God ante up and kick in like a fucking man. I guess you don't read your own work. You really shouldn't be so nice to strangers, Koko. How the fuck can you say that when it took you four days to respond? The Government takes a portion of money out of my check each week, that's my fucking donation to the fucking shitheel's that get assistance. They do not deserve it, but there it is. I see pieces of shit sleeping in dumpsters, eating out of the trash, eating what I throw out. Without a job, legal tender, home, or ambition... you're a fucking bum. Ooo... you called me the "r" word. I will cede to you and step down. Eat shit and die, monkey. Point? The Space Needle has a point. You have a post filled with mumbles, grunts, and grammatical/spelling atrocities. Ladies and gentlemen, Koko is testament to our failed education system. Typical. A typical response from a guy who has nothing more to say or nothing to add. Awww... well my fucking heart is broken, Koko.