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RoyalOrleans

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  1. And that face... his face sucks.
  2. R&E mixes LSD and hash with his Redman Chewing Tobacco.
  3. Ok... let's just say everyone has a huge amount of compassion. When and where does mercy come into play? After the infirm has writhed in pain? No... the USMC instilled in me not to fear death. I do not fear death, but what I do fear is a cage. The bed would be my cage and I would greatly desire to be released from bondage. Now to stop dancing around the "what if?" question you posed; I would hope that if I wanted to live I could mumble the words "kill me".
  4. I never popped my collar, either.
  5. I meant drank Tab. I guess, the ne'er-do-wells and the no-good-niks mixed a little rum in their Tab. I rebelled. I drank New Coke.
  6. Shit happens. Go for an M14. Most of the current sharpshooter rifles are based on the M14 design.
  7. I spent three and a half years in the Corp before an honorable discharge due to shrapnel taken to my knees and legs.
  8. Touche. Nah, man. I had a big ass Jeep Wagoneer. The motherfucker was the size of a Sherman Tank! Uh-rah! Thanks! To be honest, I never had a mullet. Mullets were a prep trend for a three or four years before it became a redneck or hillbilly thing. Luckily, I was shaved and groomed on my way to Iraq at that time.
  9. I wholeheartedly agree with you, Phanny, but at what point does the infirm become a burden? The second they are brought into this world to suffer and be kept alive unnaturally. Michael Schaivo was villified in the news media and by the religious right for making a humane decision. Wait until this boy is sick and dying or goes comatose, it will overshadow the whole Schaivo case.
  10. I guarantee you that her decision to thwart natural selection was based on religious dogma.
  11. Next thing you'll hear, Paris Hilton wants one to carry around in her Louis Vuitton duffle bag.
  12. Look, if you want, I will make you an honorary 30 year old. You just need to send me a thousand dollars for every year you wish to mature. Well twenty years ago Member's Only jackets, acid washed jeans, and mullets were popular. My generation listened to Duran Duran and drunk Tab, we're the badasses! Here's some rep for the 50 Cent remark.
  13. I don't understand you, TooDrunk. You freely put the word "Fuck" in your username and curse throughout your posts, however you censor yourself when using racial epitaphs. By the way, the only difference between a ****** and a nigga is the person using it.
  14. When the boy wakes up, his clothes will be out of style.
  15. Where's the poll? Oh yeah... Atlantic is the Pole. She fucking forgot the Poll.
  16. As the Grand Dragon of Peckerwood's Knights of the White Order, Hoyt Matthews, said yesterday; "I always knew them Jews would come around.".
  17. My dad says there are a lot of black people in Africa. Don't even think about it, buildy! Seriously, if some wants to call me a redneck. Fine! Dandy! What bugs the shit out of me is how outsiders view all Americans from the Southeast as Rednecks. Honestly, we have all kinds of niggardly whites down here; white trash, hicks, pricks, peckerwoods, honkeys, crackers, cracker ass crackers, hillbillies, mountain folk, river ******s, and the Jews. They make great running backs and wide-outs, too. Sad but true. If you can't turn a stone, pick it up and throw it. Bury them in heaps. A bloke not too far from yours truly, mate. I'm not a fucktard, however. I take Zactlee for acid indigestion.
  18. You reap what you sow... couldn't agree with you more.
  19. The Stephen Hawkings' audio narration of the Bible is fucking funny.
  20. Laugh damn you!
  21. My favorite stanza of the song... She gave me crabs here! In my pubes dear! Holy shit I hate Clementine! Never again to touch homemade beer! I fucking hate Clementine!
  22. Your game system was made out of hay? What kind of shitheel parents do you have, Koko? They couldn't afford a fucking Sega so they stole an empty box and filled it with hay? Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Look! I know a guy that runs Toys for Tots... we can reclaim your childhood with a real Sega, if you like.
  23. You first, cocksucker.
  24. I slapped the shit out of 15+ year old white kid wearing a visor turned upside down and half-cocked to the side.
  25. What the fuck is a pice of paper?
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