RoyalOrleans
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I know this is supposed to be a poll "specifically" for the women-folk, but I just couldn't help but to vote for myself. I will not be tied with Fullauto.
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Goddamn fucking right! Stand for something! Shit or get off the pot. Fence-straddlers remind me of folk who say "I like all kinds of music.".
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I heard he once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
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Yes, that is her.
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I'm assuming that Contestant Number One is you, Cynthia. If so, you're a little hottie.
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Nothing wrong with that. I used toothpicks and sunflower seeds as a pacifier when I quit smoking.
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I try to listen to the Savage Nation once in a while.
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I hate radio. I hate morning shows. I hate shock jocks. I hate listening to music on the radio, because of all the talk and commercials in between. I listen to the news on the way into work, because I feel the urge to know what the fuck is going on around me. Throughout the day I listen to the company's dispatch band. On my way home, I enjoy the silence. I listen to music at home, on my big ass stereo. The way God intended.
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I hate most cultures from the continent of Asia and its subcontinent of India. Motherfuckers can't drive! I hate the smell of curry.
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I used to manage a grocery store. The weirdos are not exclusive to the nightshift. I mean, you get the freaks and burn-outs late in the evening / early morning. However, the dayshift you get elderly folk pairing off in the buggy corral for the electric cart. A big, fat black mammy looking orangutan waddled up to me and asked "I need skrempths!". I replied "What kind of skrempths?". "The seafood kind!" she quipped.
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I smell dead horse? Ya'll beatin' one in here?
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We got to come up with a better name for you bitches. The term is embraced and rarely is it taken offensively. No... just harder to fuck. I can lick my eyebrows.
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Deja vu all over again. shutter
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Keep the Listerine off your twat.
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Iowa has more corn than Snafu's toes.
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Not fixated, I was making an off-the-cuff statement. I didn't even notice your picture until my last post.
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My accent is definitely "dirty south". My draw is prominent. The only accent that gets under my skin is the Boston accent. Like nails on a chalkboard.
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Minnesota, Iowa, et. al. are as flat and as featureless as Phantom's chest.
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Jesse Jackson is a ******.
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The binding laws of the land aside, yes... Schaivo is a miserable prick.
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I have a better way of determining guilt, i.e. extracting information, waterboarding.
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Exactly. I have said, multiple times, ClassyMissFancy is an insufferable bitch, however that is my belief though a few may agree.
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There's nothing funny about a Roy/Ctrl mix.
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Thank God! Now I can finish my book.
