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  1. RoyalOrleans
    President Bush says Osama Bin Laden actually helped him defeat John Kerry in the election. Too bad Bush can't find bin Laden to thank him personally.
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    Yesterday was the first day in three weeks when the mercury didn't reach the 95-98 degree range. It was unusually brisk for an early August day and the temperature must've been as low as 75 degrees. Much of this summer has been sweltering. I'm a Marine, so I adapt (ie sticking beer in the freezer for a spell).
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    And then an I,Robot like story ensues where the dolls acquire sapience and begin to murder their 'rapists'.
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    I figured the liberal side of you would have created a taxpayer funded ACLU-esque committee with Al Franken at the helm with the goal of supplanting the president with a fucking freshwater mussel.
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    Well not all problems are so easily fixed by the lash of the belt. No matter how hard I was hit, I was still a red headed little asshole.
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    All The Lesbians Attack Nubile Twats In Canada
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    Some say the best way to approach Leviathan is with a harpoon, but that isn't always the case. Consider the case of Cindy Sheehan, who has been the puppet of the leftist neo-commie liberal party in the United States. They use her lack of intelligence and her willingness to say whatever to win their favor, to their advantage... exploiting this miserable bitch to the point of exhaustion. Her son, God rest his soul, is spinning in his casket. In the case of Liberals, Leviathan fucking smiles.
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    Fuck Leviathan. He fucking smiles.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    Uhhh... you loopy cunt... you should direct this to Smutt Butt and not Snafu.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    There was a time when you could plunk your kid down in front of the tv and go have a beer with the boys. Not anymore... not with Def Jam and all.
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    Don't you fucking patronize me, snafu, or I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    Mind your own fucking affairs, atlantic. Never stand in the way of a Mod and his prey.
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    [attach=full]994[/attach] Condy agrees!
  14. RoyalOrleans
    Fuck Cynthia McKinney!!! Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to the Queen of the Race and Sex Card.
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    Some how or another, I missed this thread... My answer: [attach=full]990[/attach] Never question my integrity as a mod. Never approach me like I am your "buddy". Or I will take a giant shit on you.
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    Isn't that most posters, JAW? I think your parents need to send a note to your school's guidance counsellor requesting him to up your dosage.
  17. RoyalOrleans
    How can anyone not like CCR? I love them! I feel the same way about Tom Petty.
  18. RoyalOrleans
    For nine bucks, I can buy two 12-packs of Southpaw at my local 'git-your-shit-n-go' store.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    That was a low blow, JAW. Even from you.
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    Yeah... I've known a few in my time. They all seem to be sallow in complexion which is very distasteful. Give me a chick who can down a beer and eat prime rib over a skinny, pale waif any old day of the fucking week. Oh... I forgot to ask, you dated a girl?
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    That's the eternal riddle, Jhony5. We can't have our cake and sodomize it, too. Have some rep, good sir.
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Seven Mary Three Punch In, Punch Out I wake up to beat the sun from her glory I'm only one cigarette away from mobility It's always punch in punch out go to work and go back home there's only one chance left and I know and I know where she is waiting
  24. RoyalOrleans
    Snafu lost your bud? Well go get it back.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    The afterlife must be really cold.
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