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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Forty-nine out of fifty kids could not tell you who Tom and Jerry are.
  2. What the fuck is this?
  3. For a split second that looked like, 752 dicks later.
  4. How in the fuck would you know he was out there if he didn't show up at your door first? Got surveillance cameras around your house? I bet they're used to watch the neighborhood kids skip, run, and play, you depraved animal.
  5. I figured that you'd know all of the "stans", Hamsalad.
  6. Ladies and gentlemen, after three hours of concentration and several clicks back and forth to Google Maps, our little flunkie finished the map of the Middle East.
  7. I did great with the Middle East, but I was stumped on some of the North African countries.
  8. You damn well better.
  9. Rose is in a splint.
  10. I'm not hooked, Smutt Butt. Not anymore.
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  12. For being such a stupid twat, I am putting you in the Idiot Box for the term of a year. This will represent the amount of time that you will be left behind if you don't crack them books and learn something.
  13. Faith No More Midlife Crisis Go on and wring my neck Like when a rag gets wet A little discipline For my pet genius My head is like a lettuce Go on and dig your thumbs in I cannot stop giving I'm thirty-something Sense of security Like pockets jingling Midlife crisis Suck ingenuity Down through the family tree You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you (only you) Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis.. What an inheritance The salt and the kleenex Morbid self attention Bending my pinky back A little discipline A donor by habit A little discipline Rent an opinion Sense of security Holding blunt instrument Midlife Crisis I'm a perfectionist And perfect is a skinned knee You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis............... It's a midlife crisis... It's a midlife crisis... You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis...............
  14. You lazy bitch! You have nothing better to do than to study and make good grades. You should be ashamed of yourself. If I were your mom or dad, I'd take you over my knee and commence a whooping. Your problem, as I see it, is that you have too many distractions. Television, internet, computer games, cellphones, et al. What you need to do is buckle down, straighten up, and fly right or the world will take a gigantic shit on you.
  15. Anything by any of these two people is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I hate Tim McGraw's voice.
  16. Well I'll be a son of a bitch, I've been dating out of my league for years.
  17. You must be a Premium Member now to have all the cool features you see on the board.
  18. If you do have a heart problem, I suggest taking Viagra anyways. What a way to go; a hard on and a smile.
  19. MM, I could pick you up one handed and tote you around. Of course I didn't change my mind.
  20. Back that ass up and I'll let you ride whatever you want.
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