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Well... goddamn... I don't want to know that bad, wez. Nice try, fella.

That was cheap shot and a predictable one at that! Perhaps I have a few years on you, but I am far from old. If calling me a 'yokel', you mean redneck or country-boy, let me make this abundantly clear to you: I am a hillbilly, goddammit. The point of this thread is to make "improvements" to your vocabulary. Leave what? Thanks for including the 's', because I am not a one orgasm man. I fuck like a rabbit pumping viagra. I prefer doggystyle. It seems that way to some, but I do have some control over it. I prefer Tide. That's when the freaks come out. I smoke Camel Lights, but sometimes I breakdown and buy a Buy One Get One Free deal. It's usually Marlboro Mediums or Basic Lights.

What else is new?

The other half is hope that the object of your affection loves you half as much.

Some live to fuck others fuck to live, but Cynthia has a fucking life. Wow... neat.

Happy Birthday, Phreak. Get wasted later...

Fuck those who are in the Idiot Box.

Does it throb? Like a tell-tale nut?

Go wax on and then off.

I don't care who my neighbors are, as long as they; A] Keep to themselves B] Leave me alone C] Quiet D] Have hot daughters E] Work for a beer distributor.

They should've taken it at birth! So there would be no chance that you'd contaminate the rest of the world.

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Dos Equis or free beer. I think I've been nominated as an honorary Mexican. I love their beer, their women, their beaches, and their women! [attach=full]973[/attach]

All the scammers on the website are fucking black.

Can you play Locomotive Breath by Jethro Tull?

If your goal was to confuse me.... pass the salsa! Ya dizzy cab driver.

The movie will be released in the Summer of 2007! Seriously, I can't wait.

Your favorite Superfriends act out scenes from one of the funniest movies of all time, Office Space. TPS: This Place Sucks

The sound clip of Samuel L. Jackson as "Principle Firebush" is the best part. Ten Things I Hate About Commandments.

What truth? Love? Love is the ultimate half truth.