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I've only seen one Adam Sandler movie, Billy Madison. I came to a conclusion after seeing it, I will never ever spend my hard earned money to see an Adam Sandler piece of shit flick again.

My Name is Mud Primus My name is mud Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis My name is mud and its always been cause Im the most boring sons-a-bitch youve ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue From head to toe Im rather drab except my patent shoes I make em shine, well most the time cept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine Six foot two and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell My name is mud My name is mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie Thats long for mud so Ive been told Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold I've got my pride, I drink my wine Id drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several months Or were it years The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears We had our words, a common spat So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat My name is mud

Sam Kinison was a hack.

These are the same degenerates that squawk about how their vote is not worth anything, thus refusing to peel their ass off the sofa.

"Ohh... the Great Room would look just perfect with a few spent shell casings in the corner to accent the cafe curtains. Over here we'll place an eternally burning effigy of George Bush."

Glad to see you aren't wearing those pleated "mommy" jeans.

Yes, but unfortuntately your mother was off that night.

I've been to Cleveland, people from Ohio aren't crazy... they're out of their fucking minds.

Don't you talk that way to my brother-in-arms, you contemptuous succubus. He will rip your head off and shit down your throat.

Muthafuckin' motherfucker.

I think our boy, Bullbar, is builder's personal jizzcatcher. Talk to buildy.

They are all from Australia and the Northeastern United States.

Oooooooooooooo yeah! The Family Guy: Kool Aid Man

Will Farrell deserves this! The Family Guy: Bewitched

This is a great clip. Vorty, keep your eyes peeled. You may get tested one day. Family Guy: The Homosexual and You.

From the Transformers cartoon and figures. Optimus Prime

They make them for nudists, Bambi. So they don't burn their ass on sun heated lawn chairs.

At the muthafuckin' store.

You're the fucking man! Uh-rah! I got a two for the price of one in Germany, but the girls weren't German they were Czech and cough busty.

Well which is it, you dizzy motherfucker. You can't be for and against killing the sick son of a bitches.

Don't let Tori confuse you. It doesn't take a special kind of crazy to stay here, you just need to be anti-Islam. Don't let their welcomes fool you.

Ooo.... that sounds like a tall order.