RoyalOrleans

Drew Barrymore has these humongous jowls on her left and right profiles. She looks like a female Popeye.

Your first appointed task in the Guadalajaran environmental company should be to teach Mexicans to flush toilet paper instead of throwing it in the waste receptacle.

Where is your proof? Show me proof? What have they accomplished that the US has not?

I speak Jive.

Go ahead, lil' wormies, piss all over my fucking analogy.

And you need an enema.

Who, who, and who?

Perhaps its the Jehovah Witnesses.

This post was the www's equivalent of a dry-heave.

Welcome to GF, cocksucker. Don't get too comfortable.

I left myself open like that deliberately... I think I did.

Recently, a local radio station put together a list of the worst songs of all time, put them in an IPod, and raffled it off. If given a choice, name a song that would be in your own personal IPod from Hell. Dream On - Aerosmith (They would take up much of the memory on my IPod from Hell.)

When a rabble of dirty pig-shit eating Muslim fucktards get blown up in a suicide bombing is one thing, but when your own people are being killed is another.

Am I the only one around here that didn't grow up glued to the tube or the internet? You people are a bunch of marvellous fucktards. Get with the program.

I always think about sex and how I can get more. It's like I'm in a race.

I said 'man' not 'woman'.

Here is a concise, simple list of professions we dreamed about becoming when we were wee lads and lasses. When I was growing up, I always fancied myself as an international master of espionage and intrigue. I grew up watching the 007 movies with my oldman and brothers, thus I thought it would be a cool career. Tons of gadgets, get to wear a tux all the time, and the babes... ohhh... the babes. A license to kill.... I'd shoot a bagboy for crushing my eggs. Of course, I'm not British nor can I even fake an accent very well. The CIA would've been the American route, but nobody takes an agent with a southern draw serious. At least, that's what I was led to believe by my gov't teacher in junior high. As I grew older, I realized I'd rather wreck shit than acquire intelligence about it. So I became a Marine. Uh-Rah! Ehh...

I'm not builder, but I will be happy to assist you in any way I can. Step #1: You can't post pictures in this forum. Step #2: Leave a hyperlink to the pic. Step #3: Split the prozac in half next time.

I drive a Toyota Tundra... brand spanking new. Though the new car smell has dissipated, the little nipple thingies on the tires are still fully in tact.

Skate... please don't ruin the imagery I have worked into my head. Thanks.

Your dad got big breasts?

I always pictured you as the rugged, bear-like queer. Not some lispy-voiced pansy.

Late is the hour, redemption will get you nowhere fast. You have seven days in the Box, use it to reflect on the damage you have caused lo these couple of days. Take heed or I will rain a shit storm down on you to the likes you have never seen.

IP: 4.29.38.0 Country: United States Country Code: US Region: MASSACHUSETTS City: Woburn ISP Genuity I got your name, I got your ass. You are a fucking fuck, Joel. Eat shit and choke on my chode.

You're about as worthless as the rest of your ilk in Woburn.