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I've got more... a hell of a lot more.

You should see how porn looks on my Lite Brite... amazing.

Just an after thought, but Tattoo's what?

It's like taking a dump in a bramble thicket, I get pricked in the end.

Actually, I access the net using old HAM radio parts and a Lite Brite.

Please don't shit all over my analogy.

I logged on to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution this morning to find that the City of Atlanta has followed DeKalb County's lead and instituted a total watering ban. No watering. Period. Sooooo .... I thought I would just take the chance on behalf of Atlanta property owners --- who are going to lose perhaps millions of dollars worth of landscaping --- to thank the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers for their arrogance and typical government ineptness in draining Lake Lanier of several months worth of water that could have been used by the residents of the metro Atlanta area. If you characters had climbed down off your high horse and listened to the people who live around Lake Lanier it is very likely this situation wouldn't have developed. Way to go! Kudos! And with the Summer temperature rising, we are in a drought right now. Just leave it to government.

Yeah... if a person wants a tattoo, go for it. They aren't for me.

Who'd you rather deal with? MILF or MILF

I use Microsoft Windows XP, because I am a fucking lemming.

The man built an empire off of sappy dramas and horrible scripts. I hated his shows, but I admired his tenacity for mediocre. Aaron Spelling Dead At 83

We'd all be raping the shit out of the livestock, drinking beer from a pint, and on the metric system. I fear for our safety.

I'm no bozo! Sheesh! I'm a buffoon! Get it right.

I spent all those years in the Corp and I do not have one tattoo. My Marine brothers didn't understand why I didn't want a tat of our unit's callsign or at least my callsign on my arm. The only plausible answer I could give, "I love you all, my brothers, but my mom would wring my neck!". To this day I don't know why. I guess, I'd hate to see what they'd look like at 40, 50, 60, etc. My grandfather has several tats on his lower arms from his tenure in the Navy during WWII and Korea. My father has a few on his arms, the most prominent is on his right bicep.

The problem in the world today, there are too many people trying all at once to be important.

This fat bitch at the Toyota dealership likes me, enough to stalk me even, however I don't think she could squeeze her ass under my bed. If I were the boyfriend, I'd have pretended not to have seen him. Then I'd find the longest fucking knife in the house, hitch it to a broomstick for added length, and stab the shit out of the pervert through the mattress and boxspring.

CES and I have a fantastic repoire. It's like sookie, sookie, sookie, and then it's like uh-oh hotdog!

If we do a Quote Hall of Fame where will it be post? By the Shoutbox, so that all members, guests, and even the bots may see them? This will help proliferate GF all over the net.

And when the fan hits the shit, that usually means a World Cup patron was trampled to death by hooligans.

I hear you can legally enter into plural marriage with a kangaroo, a human wife, and a croc in Australia.

So the completion of some terroristic attack which resulted in 'x' amount of death, should be kept alive? Martyr them? No, they go to meet their maker and martyr's now are only recognized in the most uncouth, uncivilized of nations/cultures.

Muhammed is rolling in his grave.

They seem a little human to me.

I hate yams.

This is not a respectable manor, this is fucking GF. All those years of schooling and you can't spell worth a shit? I can be a ruthless motherfucker and I can be polite and debate in a dignified manner, worthy of stellar acclamations. I decided to strike with a poison tongue, because you brought up the biggest talked to death subject in the history of GF. So that vulgarity won't rear it's ugly, yet pretty, head; do a fucking SEARCH for topics already in play. Ahh... so you're better than me? Since you're my better, how can one so condescending be so ignorant while sitting high and mighty? Tell your God to ready for blood.