RoyalOrleans

Whoa! Whoa! Easy there, Seabiscuit! The best way to do harm to the media is don't watch. Get your news from alternate sources. Television journalists are all hacks and copy-cat artists. All they want to do is get ratings and sell commercial spots for the ever-loving conglomerates that own them. Nowadays, I get my news from my local paper and Neal Boortz.

RoyalOrleans without regular sex is funny, but more on funny weird not funny haha side.

This is great! The Easter Bunny Hates You

One of these days, I will be this cool. Homemade Star Wars

I knew where you were going, atlantic. After getting plunked at bat a few times, my father taught me never ever to crowd the mound.

What? Did Dahmer's old man greedily eat chicken fried baby fetus in front of him as a youth and never share? Dahmer's father has as much blame as the Beltway Sniper's first victim. Shameless publicity stunt.

This has to be a set up, however it is freaking cool. Especially to those rasslin' fans out there... a back-drop into a pin! Classic move. Thief Gets Bodyslammed

This is freaking fucktarded. Baby Got Bible

Unfortunately, we live in a society where the news media would rather humiliate these sick assholes than punish them. They want us to have some compassion for these people, thinking its a sickness of the mind brought on by past abuse, molesting, etc. In my America, these degenerates would be shot in the head on site. No judge, no jury... they deserve death.

What's the matter, Mozart? Couldn't get laid by a creepy goth chick? Aim lower! You should really start with the chicks that ride on the window-licker bus.

Yes! Please send me a private message, Tom. And that's "freak" with a "ph", not an "f".

He's Mormon... duh! Also he practices polygamy and has at least six husbands.

I'm sounding like a fucking broken record here, but we are a sovereign nation. We reserve the right to protect our borders, seal them if need be. Especially in the times we live in, where terrorism is the current form of war and there is no social reform in the US' welfare system. We can not afford to be taken at unawares. If they are illegally here, then they should go back and do it the right way. When my people came over in the mid 1800's, they came through Ellis Island just like every other Irish prick out there. And they came here legally. No matter how this country was founded, we have reserve the right to enforce our own laws. Next time I won't be so nice.

You're conversing with one right now, you ignorant wretch.

I can honestly say that you are a worm at the bottom of a bag of shit. Baseborn loser! We are a sovereign nation, not some road apple between Canada and Mexico. We have the absolute right to deny citizenship, residency, and passage into our country. Those who flout our laws are subject to them. The immigrants that are here legally are just and respected citizens. They have gone through the trials of becoming US citizens and I daresay love this country more than the natural born citizens. Mexicans crossing illegally are not immigrants, asshole, they are invaders.

1. Nontheist (100%) 2. Secular Humanism (100%) 3. Unitarian Universalism (95%) 4. Theravada Buddhism (89%) 5. Liberal Quakers (75%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%) 7. Neo-Pagan (62%) 8. New Thought (57%) 9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%) 10. Scientology (50%) 11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (49%) 12. Taoism (49%) 13. Mahayana Buddhism (47%) 14. Reform Judaism (47%) 15. Sikhism (47%) 16. Bah

Let's get freak a steed, some blue and white face paint, a claymore, and have us a good ol' fashioned Braveheart reenactment.

Could you please? I also need it in a PowerPoint presentation. STAT!

Great list! This is my personal favorite. I wish they had an Aussie version of the list. Then again, it'd be a short list. Perhaps, you should make one up builder. Even if we have never, ever heard of the people on the list.

Do you have any idea how many liberals are in the Republican party? Wolves in wolves clothing.

What? You writing a book or something?

I would take my kid by the hand and point the skank out and say... "don't do drugs.".

I doubt those old people in the background of that pic have any clue who she is. One minute they are enjoying a Denver Omelette, grapefruit, and coffee and the next they see the cleaning lady.

America, and perhaps mankind, has a morbid fascination witnessing his fellow American (man) fail miserably. Poorest excuse ever!

Watch your mouth, young lady.