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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Blasphemous cocksucker! Nobody, but nobody gets away with saying fuck beer. Beer made me who I am today. When I was lost and destitute, beer nursed back to health. Beer is an amazing grace.
  2. You know what we call that where I come from? A hack. A useless, talentless, coat-tail riding hack.
  3. As one could guess, RoyalOrleans likes the ladies toting the briefcases. The rest of the show is pointless... it's not a reality show... thank God.
  4. I do have a strange cult following these days, phreak.
  5. I couldn't expect anything less from a man that idolizes ZZTop.
  6. I hope that voice in your head doesn't command you to strap some C4 to your chest and drive a oil tanker into a US landmark/embassy.
  7. And I don't care! Are you with me? Is this the most useless pile of pop shit ever forced down our throats? Builder, this doesn't concern you.
  8. Jamie is just as ugly as Britney... and probably equally talented.
  9. I love your ass better.
  10. I am a Righty, but I call her Lucy. "Lucy! Shut up and do as you're told!"
  11. This is so typical of you, TH. You slam someone with vulgarity and expect the recipient to respond with disgust. Not really... we know your song and dance routine. Shut the fuck up already!
  12. I'm nice to Tori, because I'd like to bone her.
  13. Don't forget... Lynyrd Skynyrd The Rolling Stones U2 Bon Jovi Kiss Fleetwood Mac Meatloaf Steppenwolf Any of the Bachman Bros incarnations The Eagles The Grateful Dead Most Van Halen especially Van Hagar shit Black Sabbath and virtually anything by Ozzy Steve Miller is alright... not one of my favorites. Dr. Hook... not a huge fan either. Not a hater, however.
  14. The shitheels in that city wanted to give him another chance at success. Like OJ, like Rodney King, like Kobe, et.al.
  15. Gerald was the son of a preacher man and he asked me if I had found God. I replied, "I didn't know we were supposed to be looking for him.".
  16. Aerosmith is one of the worst bands of all time. Talentless hacks!
  17. Like peas and carrots.
  18. If the blacks want to drown in that city, then they can have their Chocolate City. Ray Nagin is a poor example of a civic leader and should be lynched. Fuckin' octoroon.
  19. Please let one of them be builder! Please let one of them be builder! Please let one of them be builder! Awww... shit! He's already posted in this thread.
  20. Shouldn't that be fucking, (comma) talking monkeys? I mean that's what I do best is talk and fuck. Ohh... stop trying to sound like Charlton Heston. Would they like a cookie? Or some farina? I am Scotch-Irish and was raised up in a Roman Catholic home, which explains why I am no longer a Roman Catholic. Roughly 95% of my right hand is extending the middle finger in your general direction. Have you ever held a dying man in your arms? Ever been to the point of no return? I've only known a few Jews in my time. One of them, I met while I was stationed in Kuwait. Hell of a guy and someone that'd rip your goddamn pimp heart out with a bayonet. Let's see... die a horrible death or die a horrible death in a concentration camp... et. al. I'll take reasons to say alive for $100, Alex. Slavic penis, too. That's why Hitler slew so many of them or put them in thraldom. Penis envy. Why not? The USA gave some land back to the Natives and we called them Reservations... internment camps without gates. The point is, I have no point and your point is crowned at the peak of your puny head. I've seen the pictures. Well I think that it'd be pretty cool for Greece to control Egypt. Imagine the stellar battles between Ra and Zeus. I will agree that both faiths are filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers, but one has to see through the shit. There are a few good eggs in every case... unfortunately I have yet to see the Muslim pigshit eaters to produce anyone of worth.
  21. Tori who? Isn't the term neurotic basketcase a paradox?
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