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  1. RoyalOrleans
    Actually, I've tried giving you REP on a few other topics. However, the powers-that-be won't allow me to give you more REP until I spread some around. It sucks, because lately nobody has been more deserving of REP. - - - - - - - - - - Now, will you blow me?
  2. RoyalOrleans
    Well some men like a'fishin, some men like a'fowlin, and some men like to hear the cannonball a'rollin.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    That's more like it. Sheeesh.
  4. RoyalOrleans
    At one time, Chevy Chase was funny.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    Blow me, maybe?
  6. RoyalOrleans
    Don't 1-up me, Tori. It ain't very lady-like.
  7. RoyalOrleans
    I'll be perfectly blunt with you, quarky. I open lipped kissed a dog once... I ain't proud of it, but I was drunk and she was begging for it. Topic derailed.
  8. RoyalOrleans
    Saw it. Last night with my lovely new ladyfriend. It was ok and stayed pretty close to the original format. Beyonce is so fucking hot. I'd let her piss in my cornflakes.
  9. RoyalOrleans
    Well, well... what have we got here? A phreak, huh? Private Phreak. I like you, Phreak. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. punch to the gut Why you little, maggot! You will not breathe, you will not talk, you will not shit... I got yer name, I got yer ass... I love R. Lee Ermey! Uh-rah!
  10. RoyalOrleans
    Yes, but I also called you "friend". A rare merit from a guy that eats his eggs with a bayonet and shits Tiffany cuff links.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    I take exception to that remark, builder. I take exception, but I don't deny it. One of these days, builder, you and I are going to meet. We'll laugh, we'll hit some pubs, drink a shitload of beer, and then we'll have a dual with starwheel flintlock one-shot pistols... All micks must fucking hang.
  12. RoyalOrleans
    Is this the remix to Ignition?
  13. RoyalOrleans
    Just check out the Dance Caller on this site... http://"http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/crank_yankers/videos/season_3/index.jhtml"
  14. RoyalOrleans
    Where in the fuck do you get the nerve? Crawl back between the fat, hairy thighs of that miserable bitch that brought you screaming into this world. On this site, you refer to me as Mr. Moron not Moron. Got it? Fuck off.
  15. RoyalOrleans
    Aprendí hablar español porque necesité el crédito de la universidad y odié los franceses.
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Not so much there, my pinko commie bastard friend. Just in any state that boasts how much better they are than other states, but are the lowest in terms of education, unemployment, yadda yadda.... And the people in Tennessee would not be considered "backwoods hick", but "hillbilly". Fucking mountain people.
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    RoyalOrleans replied to LameFish's topic in Off Topic

    It all depends on the vertical and horizontal of it.
  18. RoyalOrleans
    Jenn, Jenny, Jennifer... you're such a sweet kid.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    The priest deserved the fate dealt to him. All child molesters must fucking hang.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    I stand up next to a mountain. I knock it down with a stroke of my hand. Fuck you and fuck political quizzes. Be warned... the next political quiz I see posted on these forums I will Idiot Box the member. That is, unless they are a Legacy or a Premium member, or a Moderator.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    I do several things that are bad for me; I drink, smoke, and I have a penchant for Little Debbie cakes. However, I eat fast food maybe once a year. I am in better shape than I was while I was in my beloved Corp. I've got the body of a taught Swedish butterchurner.
  22. RoyalOrleans
    I'm not the worlds biggest fan of either team. I'd like to see Seattle win, because of Shawn Alexander. He's been on my fantasy team since he started his professional career. He's a beast. I've also got Steelers D this season and they are an unrelenting force of nature. I believe the D is good enough to hold Seattle's running game back. Early prediction... Steelers blow the point spread with a touchdown instead of a field goal.
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Happy Birthday, Angie. Since you've popped out that young'en, have a drink on me.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    I hate Texas almost as much as I hate Tennessee.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    Sounds like you can't even get laid by fat chicks.
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