RoyalOrleans

A baby seal walked into a club.

As long as that lilly-livered twinkled toed commie cocksucker Tom Cruise is held back for that piece of shit, War of Worlds, I will be fine.

No, no... you don't understand. I hate you. I really, really hate you.

CES, when you draw on like this you sound like Stephen Seagal. Who, by the way, puts so much oil in that hair of his that OPEC will use him in their 2006 campaign; aptly named "Kick the Hell out of Towelheads".

Richard Hatch, of Survivor fame, can get up to thirteen years for not reporting his earnings to the Neo-McCarthyism tactics of the IRS regime. However, I child molester might serve a year or two? Just goes to show you where this nation's priorities are.

Why is it that every fucking wop I know drives an Iroc?

I get my rocks off by jerking my schlong vigorously or having a female do it for me. The only thrill I get when posting on these forums is a chance to slam a fool and my pure, unadulterated opinion.

Fuck that twat down the street. Yeah. I did.

Evidently later means a anywhere from a week to a year. By phreaks reckoning of time, his life will last over 500 years.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ******s, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Oh, I see. The fairy fuckin' godmother said it.

No. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is absolute shit.

That's so fucking gay.

Little do you know, my young commie friend. The Holocaust was spurred by Hitler's penis envy for Jews, who had a naturally longer schlong than the average Germanic male.

Isn't the "race card" for a ******, a spade?

In the States, we call those kinds of people "bed wetting, limp wristed liberals". Catchy, huh?

What in the name of the Holy Mother is a fucking "emo", numbnuts?

PLEASE NOTE: If you feel like killing yourself after reading the above post, then you're not alone.

I hate you.

In an interview, Ermey said that Kubrick allowed him to write pretty much his entire script. Ermey spent hours upon hours talking jarhead DI jargon into a tape recorder. He and Kubrick, together, picked out the best parts of those tapes. I'd LOVE to have copies of that audio.

Yes! Score!

This Chinese kid out raps a brutha! Pretty funny. Rap Off!

You're just insane, Tori.

Yes, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is a staple for that time of year.

Phreak and I had a few words last week, but the war isn't over. He and I have a love-hate thing going on. I hate loving him and he thinks I gave him anal warts.