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RoyalOrleans

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  1. No, you're absolutely wrong. It was not a big point you was trying to make, but it was a stupid point. It's just a movie there, hobbyhorse. Sounds more like a documentary if you ask me. Cowboys + Texas = Queers.
  2. This one right here, you witless worm.
  3. I know that, Tori... Mistress of the Obvious.
  4. I'd love to been the guy that walked around the corner to catch that pervert in his skin. Before I put a bullet in is head, I'd make him cry like a baby. When you have a gun in your hand, you have every right to judge someone.
  5. This guy doesn't know his asshole from his elbow when it comes to interior design!
  6. I'd like to grab that dickless piece of shit by the ankle and violently bang him on the ground. Or I'd like to see him try and do that shit to me. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he'd better paralyze my ass. I'm not some bleeding heart PETA fruit, but isn't there a more humane way of killing these animals for use? Is that abso-fucking-lutely necessary?
  7. Whoever decorated that room ought to be shot.
  8. Can anyone pick a more harmless drug?
  9. Oh great Oracle! Why does a cold beer on a hot day taste so damn good?
  10. Sleep pantless and pantiless for three or four nights to allow it to "air" out. Fungus reproduce rapidly in the damp, humid places of the world and of the body. Namless things gnawing at the earth. Journey further south there, cowboy. Have you ever seen the View?
  11. I like my Aussies doused in cayenne pepper and thrown on the barbie, mate.
  12. First of all, CES, it would be nice to leave out your letter to the Penthouse Forum. Ugly chicks need a good snarlin', too. Do what I do; double bag her. This one, unfortunately, I can't help you with. To each, his own... I guess. However, you could certainly send the gal down the road to wreck and ruin by corruption. Go for the ones that are ten years younger, but only two years older than you. Maybe you should pretend to be black. When it's time to meet the cooze, I'd throw on some Al Jolson blackface. Worked for me.
  13. Stupid internet! Be more funny.
  14. Not as funny as the Elvis quote.
  15. Hahahahahah.... that was great!
  16. You're quite welcome, mate. By the way, I like the Elvis quote on your signature.
  17. That's pretty fucked up. I have a '72 Kharmen Gia. When I first got it, some ignorant dickless piece of shit threw a goddamn Dairy Queen Blizzard cup out of an oncoming vehicle and it splattered on my window. Imagine my anger, my limey friend. A fucking veteran of a foreign war and a card carrying gun brandisher, taking shit on the freeway from some jackhole fuckwit. Nothing I could do... I envisioned myself rising out of the seat, steering the wheel with my left foot, and squeezing a shot off at that yellow bastard.
  18. Goddamn... you're one ugly motherfucker.
  19. Ahha ahahahaha... my fucking side hurts from laughing so hard. Ahahaha... Fuck your mama. Fuck your sister. Fuck your grandma. Most of all, fuck you. Yet another typical response from the typical UK fucktard.
  20. So what are you saying? You've been snooping around my house.
  21. Typical response from a typical piece of euro trash shitheel. I'd love to sit here and argue Roy's validity as a cowboy, but I've got to take a huge shit. Perhaps Roy was a cocksucking fairy just like his predecessors in Brokeback. I mean, only steers and queers come from Texas. He don't look like a steer...
  22. Because nobody gives a shit what you do with your blokes while on holiday, pome.
  23. So I guess, I should start an upheaval every time I see the likeness of one our world leaders burned in effigy. Excuse me... while I go find a muslim to thump. [attach=full]794[/attach]
  24. Masturbate with a cheese grader until it is a bloody nub, then douse yourself in kerosene, light a match... Eat shit and die.
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