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RoyalOrleans

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  1. Though Palpatine is a formidable foe, I believe Darth Vader is the ultimate villian in the Star Wars universe. Why? His dramatic transformation and eventual plummet into the darkside. Though the Episode III flick wasn't what I was expecting in terms of gradual change.
  2. Whoa! You're right, boss. I hope this guy comes back to do some more posting. He sounds like a riot!
  3. Good behavior plus an early parole doesn't always equal a reformed criminal.
  4. A brick I'd like to lay! Nyuck! Nyuck! Heh heh! Growl growl! Ahhh... horseshit... forget it!
  5. Goddamn! Leth... I never knew you to be such a relationship nazi. Here's my list... Easy... gigiddeee gigiddeee gigiddeee Cross Cuntry Trips... gigiddeee gigiddeee gigiddeee Oh... oh yeah.
  6. There's also this option: Perhaps WE are all crazy and our friend here is the only sane being on earth.
  7. Plastic or not, Jessica Simpson is still very do-able.
  8. Yes, welcome to the club. A lot of us are former military.
  9. Do you believe this woman's story? Read over the evidence against her and what she has in her corner. She is now on Death Row in Gatesville, Texas, where she awaits death by lethal injection at a future date. The Darlie Routier Case
  10. Is it an ironic nickname, like calling a big guy "Tiny"?
  11. Welcome. Please don't be a troll.
  12. At ease, disease. Now give me 20! No... give my 20 bucks. I gots'ta buy me sum lottery tickets, fool.
  13. Go back to that boot-shaped country in the northern Mediterranean! Find yourself a nice hairy pitted woman and have a litter of greaseballs, ya fuckin' wop!
  14. Stop the dosage! Cut the pills in half, man!
  15. You have friends?
  16. Whew! If you weren't I was going to.
  17. No beef. Just asking a question.
  18. Would you like to buy some of mine? You may have to dye them to match the drapes.
  19. So were you a Jet or a Shark? Charles Bronson has chunks of punks like Arnold in his stool.
  20. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! This is absolutely, positively hilarious! http://www.meaningofplus.com/animations/Stephen%20Hawking%20Sings%20the%20Coconut%20Song.swf
  21. My dick is so big that Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
  22. Hey, hey, hey! Let's call a spade a spade here.
  23. No. My dick is sooooooo big I have to call it "mister" and "sir" in front of company.
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