RoyalOrleans

I believe I may be the only one around here that wants everything, especially the government and all it encompasses, to be as stark, as androgynous, and as godless as can be. Religious views, no matter what faith, are the responsibility of the private sector and the individual. God forgives, but the Government should always be a little more hard-nosed. Jesus saves, but not everybody.

Squishy should never be used in describing a woman's breasts.

I like breasts that are in preportion, or slightly larger, to the woman's body.

My hair color in my youth was red, but as I've aged it has turned darker and darker. I'm afraid any kids of mine will have red hair until they get pass their early teens.

Well, take a look at my signature. That's what I mean.

I reckon that is what's meant by, "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.". To each, his own.

Sounds like someone needs their pacifier. Open up and say "ahhh..."!

My cat is named "Bismark" and the dog, I call "Geddy Lee".

Ok! Here's a partial list of my moodkillers/penis softeners... 1. Women who say things like; "I listen to all types of music.". 2. Women who say thinks like; "Oh... I love Pink Floyd. His music is great.". 3. Tattoos... I already covered this in the above posts. 4. Piercings... especially in the clit, tongue, eyebrow, nipple(s), lip, and the nose. 5. Stretch marks because of the loss of girth or childrearing. 6. Floppy, shapeless breasts and those that have been used to nurse. 7. Fat thighs. 8. Women that call me up to chat, but have nothing important to say or anything new to report. 9. Women that use their cunt to obtain financial or professional security. 10. Chicks that hate my cat and dog. (How can you hate a fat, loveable orange and white tabby and a long-haired dachsund?) 11. Ugly chicks (ie Drew Berrymore) 12. Pale chicks (ie Thora Birch) 13. Skinny chicks (ie Paris Hilton) 14. Women who think "Madonna" is a legend. 15. Really, really black women. 16. Women that drive Mustangs (Particularly the last body style)

Well, fuck-me-running. Good to read a new CES post. I hope everything works out for you, brother. I know there's a tough road ahead, but as long as you keep your feet planted you will persevere.

Yes... a small tattoo above the ankle or asscrack is just fine. However, these nasty looking tribal tattoos draped over the back of the hip is ugly. Ugly as sin.

The biggest erection softener for me are; tattoos and unusually placed piercings.

I think Mike was being facetious.

What a malignant cunt! May she be cursed with chlamydia.

This Amy Smith? If it is, I can understand. Her mouth sucks.

"Cussing you out" is the only thing your feeble mind seems to understand.

These moments of clarity will help you contemplate suicide a little harder.

I'm not a fatass.

Talk to my good buddies, Smith and Wesson. They'll help you out.

My, my... Outlaw! I wouldn't have expected any less of a response. I may stick my prick in it to hit it, but I'd have to split it and quit it.

Oh yeah... Quagmire is my favorite character from the Family Guy show. He reminds me of an old Corp buddy.

I have another alarming statistic... it takes a team of twenty Clydesdale Horses to jerk me off.

Follow this link and enjoy... Don Knotts is Dubya