RoyalOrleans

Arsehole! Arsehole! Arsehole! Good one.

Nah... I'm good.

I've declined to put a picture up of me in my UPS uniform, because I don't know what the ramifications would be if found out. I'm sure there's nothing illegal or against company policy, but I'd have to find out first. You know how labor unions are...

I see twenty hot milfs ready to pounce on me. Ohhh... Yeah... the image. Trippy, man.

That's you? I pictured you something along these lines.

Or so they say.

Equally poor, equally rich, or equally mediocre?

Telly Savalas

You ought to see me in the pants and jacket for wintertime.

Sure, why not?

Well, Catholics also fear the color orange.

The one that says, "Bad Motherfucker".

In concept that would be a freakin' great idea. Nothing I'd like to see more than a couple of convicted murderers/rapists/molesters/etc kill each other. With that said, the Constitution of the United States of America prohibits the use of cruel and unusual punishment as retribution. Though our national history is based upon sentencing at the gallows, it is nothing compared to what could happen in a gladiatorial battle. It's just too ludicrous and radical for it to happen... pass into legislation... and the hopes of amending the Constition? Never. Personally, I would never vote for such an idea. As I stated above, I'd like to see some shit like that. However, such cruel means of retribution and justice takes away from where we are as a nation. As a national goal, we are doing our absolute best to be civilized, modern, and thorough in our judicial system. Such a radical thought would set us back to the Dark Ages. I can sympathise, however, humans who act like animals should be treated as animals. And child molesters, despite what I've said above, if convicted, should face the death penalty.

Ehhh... Shit in her purse and rape a dog. Whichever one is not repulsed, go after.

As my old Gunny would say, "Just fuckin' shoot her.". Welcome to GF, Semper Fi.

Well... you've got to take the good with the bad in the politics of picking-up chicks.

I got 9 out of 11. What I want to know is, how many of your fuckers went back and took the test again after the answers were revealed?

Wow... Now I know how those poor women I sleep with feel.

If I've told you people once, I've told you a thousand times. I am not a redneck! - - - - - - - I'm a hillbilly.

Ohhh... like I haven't been propositioned in such a way. There is one old broad on my route, who makes it a point to walk all the way from her office to the receptionist's desk to see me. Everyday that I have been delivering to that business, she has wore something slutty for a golden gal her age. Needless to say, I love the attention, but not from women who are clutching on to the retirement age. You dirty girl!

Those blue and orange uniforms are soooooooooo gay! Real men wear brown.

ToriAllen - Tori is a real delight to talk with in the chatroom and a strong poster/thread starter. I tend to think of her as being too full of herself, but I look past it in hopes of wooing her for domestic purposes. fullauto- As long as he's been a member I don't know a whole heckuvalot about the man. I know he's cool and a strong poster. Intelligent and a stand-up guy. Outlaw2747 - Don't get me wrong, I respect Outlaw. I find him a little pretentious, though. Some of the chats I've had with him have been completely one-sided discussions about his dementia. I hate to break it to you, Outlaw, the ENTIRE world ain't as fucked up as your life. phreakwars - Goes for the jugular and feasts on the soul. I wanted to be the People's Mod, but I'm not that cool. I've always enjoyed reading PW's posts/threads. However, I feel that he doesn't back up his fellow Mods in the independent decisions that they make. It's quite belittling to have a Mod's work corrected by another Mod. I am grateful for the nod. My internet mentor. Anna Perenna - Fuck this fucking fuck. Kidding. I daresay I find Anna to be quite entertaining. I scoff at her antics like a little silly boy prancing in his mother's bra. Despite her belief that I'm "TUFF" only on the internet, I will give her some positive rep. tizz - The popular opinion of Tizz, is that she's a whore and stupid. I'm here to dispell those rumors, she's neither one of them. She's a skank and a dipshit. TheJenn88 - I enjoy Jenn. She's a genuine sweetheart with a venomous bite. The venom, however, tastes like strawberry syrup. She and I have had several long chats and my bottom line opinion of Jenn is... she's an intelligent, well-adjusted, mature young lady. Cogito Ergo Sum - One of my all time favorites. His opinions border on the truth and the way shit should be. The man is a God-prodigy... enough said. skategreen - I don't know all that much about skategreen. I've chatted with her a few times and enjoy some of her posts. I think she'd like to ride Space Mountain. Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell - The unofficial poster boy of GF. Pissed? Yes! Opinionated? Yes! Not always right? Who cares? This is a stand-up guy who doesn't take anything sitting down, except shits. snafu - I like Snafu. A patriot and a scholar. I'd like to get to know him a little more. Jhony5 - Let builder steal my lighter. I've always enjoyed Jhony's material and would like to see more in the future. RoyalOrleans - An asshole. Thinks he is so tough and hardcore because he slams people on the net. Get a life, tool! Seriously... I have one word that sums me up best... beer. The end. builder - Paul Hogan's former flatmate, evicted him because of builder's BO... a melange of Old Spice and fish. I've always respected builder, I've always supported builder, and I have never liked him. A solid poster... evidently he dives into a lot of muff. The chicks dig him. Vortex - I enjoy Vortex' posts... his outlook... his witty remarks. Vortex has a lot of good qualities as a member and a person. Never knew he was gay.... I mean, a fruit. Hugh G. Rekshun - A brother in arms, both online and in the US Military. Hugh shares many of my own convictions; Fears no man and takes no shit. Hugh is liked by a few, hated by many, respected by all. angie - If that is really her in her profile picture, then she has a great future behind her. Admirable to say the least. I respect the fact that she wants to bring a kid into this world. A solid poster. Komrade Vostok Hazard - Not a fan of his prescribed political outlook. Says some funny shit, though. ALLAH IS GREAT - Not a big fan of her prescribed religion. I do have to admit that she's intelligent and keeps up with MRIH as they continue to slander each other. ParasiteGod - Another member that I don't know that well. I'd like to here more out of her/him/it so that I can formulate an opinion. cool_dude - Seems to want a lot of respect for his limited intelligence and thought capacity. tonon - An idiot's idiot. jokersarewild - Has fallen off the face of the earth. If he's fishing about and is reading this... don't ever use that Link and Chicken avatar again. cynthiaa89 - I've enjoyed her posts thus far. I haven't heard that much out her lately. Has a cute profile picture. Crispy Critter - GF's Dragon Slayer. That's all I really know. WHATEVER - Wishes Eminem was black. Silver_dragon87 - Like everybody else says, an attention whore. Be it as it may, she's a solid poster and stands behind her beliefs no matter how insanely stupid they are. She's just a kid and confused, but most of all misunderstood. Lethalfind - Would pay me to parade around in my UPS uniform and give her a special package. I don't like Dr. Pepper, though. I have enjoyed her posts and will continue to enjoy her posts. She's straight to the point and opnionated.

I agree with the status quo, in that, each new member should be handled on a case by case basis. I try to be nice, but my hands won't let me. They're evil! In all seriousness, if we encourage those that show promise there would be a little more activity in every thread. Those that just post once or thrice and have little or nothing to add, destroy them.

Whatever gave you the impression that I would be a magnificent lay? Ahhh... I remember... my vanity plate... GR8LAY