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RoyalOrleans

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  1. If Prop 8 is overturned, we may have riots burst out across the United States! It will start in California and then spread East! We may well see roving bands of fags redecorating the homes of random citizens. California Attorney General Jerry Brown urges court to overturn Proposition 8
  2. No matter who it is, what their qualifications are, their race, their creed, their alliances, their political party, no matter their stance on the issues of the day, no matter if their bald, or fat, or missed a spot shaving... there will always be some group or some one with something to say about it. It's usually the blacks, but this time it's the fags. Oh well... His name will be "Father Reverend Rabbi Ayatollah Sheik Oxy Moron" Oxy Moron will at once call Wez to his group of advisors, because all hypocrites must unite under a common banner and then join a different church. I heard Rick Warren ends all his prayers with, "Ya'll be good!".
  3. No one is above an ass-whooping.
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  5. Ooo... I'm all tingly with trepedations from this post. (Please note sarcasm as it is so hard to convey over the web.) Yes! As a conservative, I am super fukken pissed about Rick Warren's appointment to lead the inaugural prayer! I'm Catholic! The Royal Fukken Family of the Democratic Party, the Kennedys, is Catholic. When will the insanity end? WASPs are exactly what is wrong with this world. Dear lord help us all! (Please note more sarcasm.) On the serious tip, when will this heathen ritual end? I was kind of, half-hoping Obama would be the first to do away with the prayer.
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  8. What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Leukemia
  9. "Sh!t, my brother! That ol' girl is bat-draggin' ugly! But she do have a nice ass." - Garland "Man, I told that truckdriver to get out of his cab so I could dog-cuss 'em!" - Garland "Whatcha problem is, boy? Men work on these here docks." - Garland My good friend Garland passed away last Monday. He was one of the few people left in this world who knew the definition of the word, "friend" and "loyalty". Twelve years is too short of a time to know a man like Garland.
  10. You are less majestically neutral than cloaking your cowardice in principle?
  11. Never opine short of certainty.
  12. I'd just assume attempt to touch the sun than take on a whore's thinking.
  13. Sh!t blizzard is late today. -RO
  14. Wez, please. As we?ll be more often in each other?s company on this site, when given to utterance of that type ? consider drinking.
  15. "Ostentation is the signal flag of hypocrisy." - EH Chapin
  16. Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig.
  17. Was your daddy too liberal with the lash? Did you fear the sound of his car pulling into the driveway? Did Uncle Roy have something for your in the pocket of his sansabelt slacks? Did you mother turn to the bottle to drawn her depression? That's a fine way to go through life; fearing the bully and never making a stand. By your rationale, you'd let the bully wail on you until he tires out or loses interest. Give into your base human desires. Crack his skull. He deserves it. What does this have to do with "patriotism"? Everything and nothing at all.
  18. She should have died hereafter; There would have been time for such a word. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. MacBeth, Act V Scene V, MacBeth, William Shakespeare
  19. Uhh... Bring the UAW to the bargaining table.
  20. I'm so sick of the government picking the winners and losers! Remember when the airline pilot's unions killed Eastern Airlines?
  21. Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee; I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible to feeling as to sight? or art thou but a dagger of the mind, a false creation, proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? I see thee yet, in form as palpable as this which now I draw. MacBeth, Act II Scene I, MacBeth, William Shakespeare
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  23. Christmas is for children.
  24. While in K-Mart, I guess I was being particularly annoying, my mother threw a bag of potting soil at me! A store clerk hurried over to my mother and me, "Ma'am! What are you doing???" My mom replied, "Burying my son!".
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