RoyalOrleans

While hitched to an IV of antifreeze.

IWS drinks straight diesel.

With each graduation on the scale I utilize, there are names for the differentiating "Crazy" and "Whore". My personal favorite is the Saturday Night Club Whore/Sunday Morning Repenter.

AWESOME! About fukken time!

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I'm always getting Rick Astley'ed.

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Not getting any these days, IWS?

Though I'm not a leading authority on relationships, I do have some experience in regards to the courtship of the fairer sex. The man. Always the man. Even if the man is broke. Enjoy a tail, but don't get sloppy drunk. It's absolutely tacky and self-depreciating. You've just put yourself in the "fukked up poop" classification. If I'm paying for a meal, I better get a flipping kiss at the end of the night. Wear panties... panties are sexier. In that, it's just one more layer to the sweet sweet inner thigh surprise. Play hard to get. Give him blue balls. Leave with some control over the next date. This time you can decide and he'll be your lap dog. ...... Two years ago, I dated a gal who could finish my sentences. I hated that sh!t. What was weird, she'd never finish me off. Twat.

A post so nice, he posted it thrice... err... It rhymed.

Next news to come down the pike, "Frank Doesn't Actually Suck Cokk - He Just Used His Faggitude To Win The Votes Of The Far Left - I Mean I Thought Gay Men Were Supposed To Be Super Hunky And Attractive?".

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Ohh.. I get it. I'm a step up above root cellar.

I'm going to auction off my charm on eBay. Someone with no personality whatsoever would put some money down on it.

I was kind of, half-hoping to see a donkey show.

Yes! I do think a woman would buy a laser. It could be used to fizzle off cottage cheese thighs and it's a home bikini wax kit!

Dude... Your mom must've been freakin' pissed that you used all of her aluminum foil! Now, how is she going to wrap and sell her crack-rock?

I'm the one with the kegarator.

Send me some video footage first. Based on your performance, I will deem what type of transportation to Atlanta I'd spring for you.

They may take me in a bum rush, but not before I make several heads into canoes.

The "powers behind the man" would be a more logical target.

Oh yeah, babe. I'm a mutt or the slightly nicer mulatto. Southern Scot-Irish Cherokee Latino. Hmmm... I'd love to find out. But, alas, we are far from one another.

Not really. He smokes these big, nasty cigars and spits on the floor.

It amazes me that Torry Holt is still in St. Louis.