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Back in the first week of August, I flew into Denver and met ManicMonday. She looks fantastic in person.

The Mayor of Atlanta, Shirley-girl Frankin, is progressively turning into a little Nagin protegee. I am 100% convinced that she endorsed Obama because he is black. Is it a black thing? What if Obama was a straight-shooter, no bullsh!t type reminiscent of Bill Cosby in some his speeches to black youths and was running on the Republican ticket? What if he had the military and foreign policy experience of Colin Powell?

The real solution is not to have an income tax at all and abolish the IRS. fairtax.org Until then, there will be no good time to receive or pay taxes.

Love them or hate them! Take them or leave them! Those rats do more for our economy by eight o'clock in the morning than the average American.

Rats are good eating in that part of the world. Or... Are you referring to Wall Street?

Assumptions lead to the Spanish Inquisition. And no one suspects it.

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Since I am posting after you, I feel like a douchebag. .... by proxy.

We still have a judicial system in this country and neither have been brought up on charges of being a "war criminal". If I am anything, by proxy, I am a veteran. An entrepreneur. A real estate broker. A grease monkey. A killer. A lunger. A couch potato. A . A wetback. A Jew. A Baptist. A person who missed a spot shaving. The list goes on and on...

And these are the teaching of your Jesus...

I was a little curious...

Coutu might not get the start for the Seahawk's season opener. If that be the case, then make my choice for kicker Adam Vinatieri.

RO's "Devil Dawgs" Week 1 Picks... QB: Carson Palmer RB: Brandon Jacobs RB: Joseph Addai WR: Calvin Johnson WR: Roddy White TE: Jason Witten K: Brandon Coutu (one of my UGA boys) D: NYG

I have to agree with wez on this one, boys and girls. I digress. Despite his many inequities, he's not a war criminal, wez. Not my favorite president, but I will stand up for that sort of accusation.

I'm not advocating for or against incest, because different times went by a different code of ethics. What was taboo fifty or a hundred years ago is perfectly fine in today's world. While what was common or slightly uncommon in yesteryear's world, is absolutely atrocious and taboo now. I seriously doubt, there was bukkake porn and fecal fetish porn available at the local general store in the rural south in early 20th century.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." "First I come out, wearing a tuxedo, playing Brahms. Just as the music reaches a crescendo, my wife in an evening gown runs on stage and undresses me before dancing provocatively on top of the piano. Just as I finish playing the song with my , my wife strips and does a backflip off the piano in a split on stage. Once her naked ass hits the floor, my 7 year old daughter and 13 year old son rush on stage juggling flaming lawn darts. My wife does a handstand and catches the lawn darts in her , she then manages to queef them out, making her the third part of this juggling act. The queefs force her to squeeze out a few turds, which I eagerly start smearing on my naked body, which arouses me quickly. Once I'm fully aroused my daughter and son take turns blowing me while my wife straps on a monstrous dildo and begins reaming each child while i ejaculate in the eyes of my offspring. Once I cum, I run into the audience, -covered body still sticky with cum and grab my parents and in-laws to involve them into the act. I strip them all nude and instruct them to start a circle jerk while screaming racial slurs. So my mother and father-in-law start screaming, " the ******s" while mutually masturbating, and my father and mother-in-law begin diddling one another and chanting, "I hate spics and jews!" Once they reach a geriatric climax, my wife uses their ejaculate to lube up her fist which she uses to start fisting me. As my asshole is violated, I start playing double dutch with my kids, and once they get tangled in the ropes, start a torrid 69. All the sucking and slurping cause my in-laws and parents to get aroused again and they start sodomizing and fisting one another. My wife at this point has completely started dry-heaving, so she vomits all over my ass and my back. I line up each of my family members who take turns licking the chunks of spew off my back and out of my ass. By now my children have to defecate so I tell them to in each other's favorite orifices. My son, ever the trooper takes a thick, dense in his sister's vagina while my daughter s in my son's nose. My young daughter also conveniently starts her menstrual cycle shortly thereafter, and the menses and boy- in her make for great lube, as each of my in-laws begin ing my daughter. My son, blinded in , heads back to the piano and does his best Stevie Wonder impression while my wife runs back into the audience to grab a toddler from the crowd. She begins stuffing this child into her vagina, while my parents begin screaming how she's possessed by Satan and start performing a nude exorcism on her. The power of christ compels them to kill the toddler, which also makes it easier to cram into my wife's lovehole. By now, I'm so horny and aroused that I start ing the dead baby inside my wife while my young son starts licking my asshole and fingering his paternal grandparents. My in-laws finish abusing my daughter and start wrestling each other, which culminates in a huge powerbomb through the piano bench. The impact shatters my mother-in-law's hips, leaving her crippled. The strain of the throw caused my father's bad heart to seize, and he collapses in a heap on the stage. As he gurgles and foams at the mouth, my daughter runs over and begins rubbing her covered pussy lips all over my crippled mother-in-law. My wife grabs the wooden shards of the piano bench and begins playing her father's dying body like a xylophone. My son pulls his tongue out of my asshole and begins sucking his dying grandfather's . I diall 911 and call for the paramedics who revive my father-in-law and then take turns ing my daughter and eating the menses and out of her tight . Once he's conscious we all assemble in a large circle holding hands and chanting gibberish before launching into a rousing group impression of 'A Downs Syndrome' perspective on the horrors of the holocaust, 9/11 and the bombing of Pearl Harbor. As we're moaning and screaming, my son runs off-stage to get the family dog. The dog runs over to my crippled mother-in-law and begins peeing on her. Once the dog finishes leaving her in a puddle of piss, my daughter stops blowing the paramedics to light the dog on fire. The dog yelps and howls before collapsing. My son runs over to the burnt corpse while screaming, "White is right!"as my daughter begins goose-stepping around the stage, squeezing out of her and offering Nazi salutes to the audience. My father-in-law begins raping my father, claiming that he's doing it for the forgotten Vietnam vets and POWs. My mother puts my crippled mother-in-law on her shoulders as I put my wife on my shoulders and we play a game of naked chicken. Once my son finishes ing the dead dog. He takes the pieces of the piano bench and begins crucifying the corpse. Once the dog is hung like jesus, he begins weeping at the foot of the cross, saying, "Why my god have you forsaken me?" My daughter mounts the top of the crucifix, using it as a wooden dildo. My parents, my in-laws and my wife join hands at the center of the stage and start singing "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music" I grab the lawn darts and shove one up everyone's ass before heading back to the piano to finish off the show with a rendition of Freebird." For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's the best thing to ever come out of Minnesota? - - - - - - - - - - - The Mississippi

I guarantee you there's more inbreeding in the "Frozen Tundra" than there is in Appalachia nowadays.

I can echo that remark, Salty. The MAJORITY of jarhead brass that I've met were definitely not Democrats.

What has seven arms and sucks? - - - - - - - - - - - Def Leppard.

God! U2 sucks.

With the NFL season darkening the proverbial door, I have to say that a full blown draft would be a disaster and a headache. Right now, we are just four people with an interest in starting a league. Thus, wez' idea might be best suited for an "off the cuff" or "all of a sudden" league. Then recruit others to participate in the real deal next season. Alternatively, we could do a full blown draft. I mean, Yahoo! Sports practically does all the work of the draft for you. That said, I am down with whatever the consensus will be.

I know... the local SkinHedz just made a non-aggression pact with the Swastikrackers. It was really quite moving.

Conical "africanized" mammories are on the top of my list of disgusting to behold.

That's freakin' hilarious! I've heard things like that, and variations of, all my life. And I've got to say, it's no more harmless than saying "Good morning" or "Bless your heart". And the list ruined by PC goes on... You damned transplants from the Northeast and the Midwest and the West Coast should stop taking yourselves so gawdammed serious.