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I was moved during Michelle Obama's little speech, too. Well... it was a bowel movement.

Honey... Despite being a Marine, shooting rifles and pistols my whole life, and owning several firearms; I'm still not that great of a shot. I do my best work a bit closer in.

It is hard to write about politicians, see them at such close range, and still think of any of them as heroes. - Robert Novak

I own an "Arkansas Toothpick" that would bleed these fools like a pig and I would love to be the cutter.

Despite it being a common practise in the Rural South, it was very prominent in royal families, the aristocracy, and other well to do peoples all over the world.

I wish we could get a Off Topic Forum Fantasy Football League going. I'm in, if anyone wants to help organize it.

Wez... you fag.

Not if you prefer death to surrender.

As long as the sonofabitch doesn't film it. I cringe everytime I think about a guy I know dropping a handgun, it discharged, and struck him two inches above his fukken manhood. shudder

Thank you for that fukken stroll down memory lane, Master of the Obvious.

We all know what he was trying to demonstrate, but he should definitely use something more solid than a hot dog. How about a frozen popsicle? The stick can represent bone? Any asshat with a pinch of experience knows fukken better than to put their fingers in way of moving parts.

Snafu's ex wife: You want some of this? Snafu: Hell no! Look what it did to your panties!

As soon as I heard them damn Russians is a'comin, I fortified my homestead, geared up in my mock General Robert E Lee uniform, loaded all of my handguns and rifles, and gathered the local militia.

Aww... hell. I forgot about that pile. At first glance, it looks like a fukken horse ranch. There's covenants, wez. So make sure your pink flamingoes are no taller than three feet and no wider than two and a half feet. What commie rag do you subscribe to? I don't know if you meant it metaphorically or figuratively, but in the literal sense: debt is not forever. You can pay down debt, you can get out of debt, and be free. Zzzz.... As far as your Discover card is concerned, you're not doing anything extraordinary. Any sensible fukken person pays down their debt as soon as they get the first bill. I carry about $100 in credit card debt. About to pay it off online... Lo! The power of paying bills online! Rarely did our grandparent's generation go into debt over frivolous, luxury items.

The most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Really. A tear.

Sure... not a problem. It's 911.

I spent a week there one night.

My two cents on the matter... I don't care. In fact, I can't believe that I don't care.

Or the ham sandwich that killed her.

Man... this is eery. Talking with my old man yesterday, I said almost the exact same thing. I tried to rep you, but I'll get you back asap.

Here... the EU's power players have a golden opportunity to show their clout. I seriously doubt they will do more than sissy-slapping the Russians. It will be up to the United States to quell this situation and then take heavy criticism from France and Germany.

Russian Army Stands By As Mayhem Reigns In Gori

I'd like to see a Mexican WMD. I bet it has spinning rims, fuzzy dice hanging from it, beaded curtains on the tail, and is filled with refried beans and cheese. How about a Canadian WMD? I bet it's initial explosion would be almost apologetic.

I'll wager that this may be your only post.

When in Sturgis, do as the Sturgish do.