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I'm not big into sugary snacks. I prefer an apple, orange, or a banana to chocolate I prefer pie to cake. I'd rather have water to soda. In fact, I am noshing my teeth on a bright red Royal Gala. Lipsmackin' good.

Literal translation: Please remove yourself from the premisis. Allegorical translation: You've got to be kidding.

Please tell me that it has a hoist and crane.

Hmm... that's a very good point, wez. Not to mention, the needles that are used on cattle and other large livestock.

Git the hell up from 'round here-ya! Bacon is the only food that turns me on to the point of wanting to molest a sow.

So you'll be on two posters, Snaf? Birth control and now this?

Well... Put the fat bastard on a treadmill.

And Harry Reid is a pandering, limp dicked, bedwetter! Nancy Pelosi, the Sucker of the House of C nts, would rather shut down government than have a debate on drilling for oil. Pelosi's Energy Stonewall

Yum. Tastes just like ripe honeydew melon and just as juicy.

A hot Georgia peach straddled over my face at any ol' fukken time of the day.

Yeah... I've seen this movie, too. Dustin Hoffman was in it. At any rate, I feel as though he is guilty because he didn't "stand it like a man". He took the pussy's way out by committing suicide. Now the little conspiracy theorist in my head is sh!tting all over my "good he's dead" train of thought.

Not when it comes to hockey.

Liberal had a different meaning in those days.

Ask any soldier fighting over there if this is a fake war!

Yes, I do. With all the "green" and "going green" labels put on everything these days, this will be a temporary jolting ripple to the economy. To me, it's a waste of money. To others dumb enough to buy sh!t they don't need, bully for them.

Don't pollute the pure essence of bacon grease with other fragrances! That is, unless, it's biscuits and gravy.

Mmmmm.... I'd follow you around like the love-starved dog that I am.

I wonder that if Obama were to lose to McCain, especially in a close margin, if he'd cry, scream, kick, whine, bitch, and moan like Al Gore?

Most of us seem to have a finely tuned bullsh!t detector.

I live in the United States of America where the 2nd Amendment protects my right to bear arms. And right = white. Catch up on the theories of the Anglosphere. Ehh... who drinks tea?

Ehh... You're saying wharf rats should have nukes? Huh? What the fukk are you talking about? Is that Minnesotan? I wasn't born yet. How would I know how I would react?

In my fantastically awesome opinion, Deadwood was the greatest show on television.

David Evans used to be a consultant to the Australian Greenhouse Office. He spent six years with the Australian government building models about the influence of carbon emissions on our atmosphere. This was the Aussie who wrote the carbon accounting model that measures Australia's compliance with the Kyoto Protocol. Well .. guess what Dr. Evans is saying today? Since he started working in the office in 1999, "new evidence has seriously weakened the case that carbon emissions are the main cause of global warming." By the year 2007, the evidence is conclusive: carbon played only a minor role in recent global warming and was not the main cause. Dr. Evans put together some basic facts for the public and government officials in regards to global warming. Here is just a taste. 1. The greenhouse signature is missing. We have been looking and measuring for years, and cannot find it. 2. There is no evidence to support the idea that carbon emissions cause significant global warming. 3. The satellites that measure the world's temperature all say that the warming trend ended in 2001, and that the temperature has dropped about 0.6C in the past year (to the temperature of 1980). 4. The new ice cores show that in the past six global warmings over the past half a million years, the temperature rises occurred on average 800 years before the accompanying rise in atmospheric carbon. Which says something important about which was cause and which was effect. Keeping that last point in mind, Al Gore still preaches in his movie that the ice cores are the sole reason for believing that carbon emissions cause global warming. Dr. Evans says, "In any other political context our cynical and experienced press corps would surely have called this dishonest and widely questioned the politician's assertion." So instead, what do we get? The world has spent $50 billion on global warming since 1990 and yet there is no evidence that carbon emissions are actually causing global warming! It's a fraud. A fraud to enrich Gore, and a fraud designed to form the basis for repeated attacks on capitalism and free market economies. Would someone out there please wake up? Confessions of a former greenhouse scientist

Oh yeah... Plan 9 From Outer Space. The one that involves ass-raping every single American.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Q7YRDL90E&feature=related]YouTube - Deadwood: Al's Take On Misfortune[/ame] Al is a bad mofo.