I too have known Shannons discrtiminating ways.
When i was in High School, Shannon worked at Burger King and she would always give the cute girls 2 extra french fries. Hell, even the ugly girs would get 1 extra fry.
Us men? No extra's at all. What a biotch.
I filed a complaint and she paid off the court system to dismiss my case, and by paid off, I mean she slept with the female judge assigned to the case. No one would admit it, but I know it to be true.
4 years later (I would love to say after I graduated college, but the mental anguish I was in made it impossible to focus on my medical school,) I was in a car accident caused by Shannon. She was sneaky though, and the police didn't believe that she was the reason why I had 14 open beer cans in my truck. If fact, Shannon went so far as to doctor up some pictures to claim that she was meeting Ellen Degenerous at the time of my accidnet. Yeah, right. stupis ass lezbo...
then in 2001, Shannon flew 2 planes into the World Trade Center. I know she claims that she was in Ohio at the time, but come on- that had her signature ALL over it. This lady (and I use that term very loosely) is as cold hearted as they come. Someone needs to put her in her place...
What doc?
no...
no, I am not going off about Shannon again...
NO! NOT THE JACKET!!!
I gotta run, gotta get back to work. Yeah, that's the ticket...