HOLY CRAP! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not trying to pick a fight, just not understanding why it makes you "upset." Granted, if this was a real happening, yes, I would get mighty pissed (after having a good chuckle, of course) but this was obviously written to be humorous, so I don't understand the upsetedness.