"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. "
- Socrates
"It was always: 'Socrates, what is truth? Socrates, what is the nature of the good? Socrates, what should I order? Socrates, what are you having?' And not once did anyone ever say: 'Socrates, hemlock is poison!'"
-Socrates (sorta)