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  1. The Best of Times Styx Tonights the night we'll make history, honey, you and I And I'll take any risk to tie back the hands of time And stay with you here tonight I know you feel these are the worst of times I do believe its true When people lock their doors and hide inside Rumor has it its the end of paradise But I know, if the world just passed us by Baby I know, you wouldnt have to cry The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime Well take the best, forget the rest And someday we'll find these are the best of times These are the best of times The headlines read these are the worst of times I do believe its true I feel so helpless like a boat against the tide I wish the summer winds could bring back paradise But I know, if the world turned upside down Baby, I know youd always be around The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, well make this a world for two Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime Well take the best, forget the rest And someday well find these are the best of times These are the best of times And So my friends we'll say goodnight for time has claimed its prize But tonight will always last As long as we keep alive memories of paradise... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xawqysYRXiw]YouTube - Styx ~ The Best Of Times[/ame]
  2. Too Much Time on My Hands Styx Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o'clock news blues And I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? is it any wonder I'm sane at all? Well I'm so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it I go out cruisin but I've no place to go and all night to get there Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal? Is it any wonder I'm not in jail? Is it any wonder I've got Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Well, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the worlds problems Without even trying I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends That is, as long as I'm buying Is it any wonder I'm not the president (hes not the president) Is it any wonder I'm null and void? Is it any wonder I've got Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSnJqQh3VtI]YouTube - "Too Much Time on My Hands" by Styx[/ame]
  3. You gonna join TJ in the shadows holding a bat? ~ wez What about when you're too old to swing it and a 7 year old could blow you over with a feather? ~ wez hahahaha
  4. You Can Call me Al Paul Simon A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Dont want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. beerbelly beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I dont find this stuff amusing anymore If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention And wo my nights are so long Wheres my wife and family What if I die here Who'll be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone gone He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along along There were incidents and accidents There were hints and allegations If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al Call me al A man walks down the street Its a street in a strange world Maybe its the third world Maybe its his first time around He doesnt speak the language He holds no currency He is a foreign man He is surrounded by the sound The sound Cattle in the marketplace Scatterlings and orphanages He looks around, around He sees angels in the architecture Spinning in infinity He says amen! and hallelujah! If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you betty And betty when you call me You can call me al Call me al [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOiVaE-pKqM]YouTube - Paul Simon - You can call me Al[/ame] Fellow SNL alum Chevey and many time musical guest Paul Simon.. hahahaha I remember seeing Paul Simon in skits a few times too.. Go big Al!!! [attach=full]1271[/attach]
  5. Dumbass and way to go! ~ wez
  6. ooops.. Pardon me Salt.. That was CNBC.. not MSNBC.. Wonder what they'll be bailing out today.. Disneyworld? Nice... Minus 1.18 million jobs lost so far in 08'.. bout 1/2 million in the last two months.. Better bail out McDonalds. Oh.. public education and government gained jobs though!!
  7. Hmmmm.. pregnant white nun with black Jesus strolling through Alabama?
  8. I'd be lucky to make it into Iowa.. Every God fearing Christian knows Jesus was a white guy from Philly..
  9. For over a week I thought I had clinicals this Thurs. and Fri. until yesterday morning when I realized I had both days off... yay me
  10. I'm dressing up as black Jesus next year and heading south for a tour through the bible belt...
  11. So Europe dropped it's equal of the fed funds rate by 1 1/2 percentage points today.. Our guv is desperately dropping money into flailing companies of dinosaurs to "ease the credit market", with EZ credit being the sole reason we are in the shape we are now... What. The. F ck?
  12. Yeah.. I like to disappear into a world of fantasy as often as possible.. He musta meant his executive buddies way of life..
  13. Good God.. Some jackass who last had sex in 1947 is on MSNBC claiming we need to bail out "the big 3" to preserve our way of life..
  14. Love your neighbor, do unto others as you would have them do unto you. ~ The 14 words
  15. So long to Jorge Bush.. Don't let the door hit ya in the ass.. May you have to swim in an endless sea of crude oil surrounded by bodies for all eternity.. I can see clearly now Johnny Nash I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It?s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day. I think I can make it now, the pain is gone All of the bad feelings have disappeared Here is the rainbow I?ve been prayin for It?s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day. Look all around, there?s nothin but blue skies Look straight ahead, nothin but blue skies I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It?s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbFIyJ3EPco]YouTube - Johnny Nash I Can See Clearly Now[/ame]
  16. I woke up breathing today!!! yay me Don't get no better than that..
  17. Big Empty STP Drivin faster in my car Falling farther from just what we are Smoke a cigarette and lie some more These conversations kill Falling faster in my car Time to take her home Her dizzy head is conscience laden Time to take a ride It leaves today no conversation Time to take her home Her dizzy head is conscience laden Time to wait too long To wait too long These conversations kill To much walkin, shoes worn thin Too much trippin and my souls worn thin Time to catch a ride It leaves today, her name is what it means To much walkin, shoes worn thin [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaiu5urlJaQ]YouTube - Stone Temple Pilots- Big Empty[/ame]
  18. Yes, but did you vote Bush in either of the previous 2 elections? ~ wez
  19. That'll teach me to not have to take a leak whilst the government is giving all our money away...
  20. Lucky bastard.. I'm #298,843,201... right behind Elvis who needs a bailout to mow the lawn at Graceland...
  21. Unreal... When did people go completely insane? Guess all these bailouts show who's really been running things all these years..
  22. Orahole must be busy plotting his next scheme to spark a race war..
  23. Dear Orahole, If the world is ready to seperate into utopian societies based upon skin pigmentation to be admired by aliens, why did we just elect the first African American president in the history of the United States in a landslide when only approximately 10% of our population is black? Appears most white folk aren't skinheads and could give a rats ass about "the 14 words"..
  24. President-elect Messiah Obama's brand of freedom sure as hell can't be any worse than Lip-Service Jorge Bush's police state brand of freedom. ~ wez
  25. Strange Brew and Tales of Brave Ulysses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwgRFrUA6OA&feature=related
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