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My little brother is a dedicated conspiracy theorist. I'll send him your way.

If it's not you, it could only be Phreak. Come on. Think.

So, your grandfather is actually your dog, and he shits in the car? Cool family.

Then I guess Phreak is pretending to be you while he edits my posts. Ooh Phreak, you queen of editing trickery, you.

Actually, I never got the chance to take a look. I was too busy bugging the **** out of her.

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omg lol omg lol omg lol omg lol i am about to come! these ****ING WORDS!!! OMFG!!! YES!!!

Kudos to whoever is screwing me in my ass. You're doing much better than Richard Simmons.

Hehe. Hi Outlaw. Having fun?

I'm pissed at you for banning Sacy, by the way. You KNEW she was my sister! I've never been able to get her to join me in my online escapades, before. And now you've turned her off them forever.

You called? I was just about to get my stinky ass ***** ravaged by a disgruntled construction worker with a jackhammer. I deserve it because I am a useless scag.

You never saw the real me. The Real Mr. O'Brien (not me) is the only person who has access to my infected anus. (I have hot, sticky cum photos of myself from online). Mr O'Brien has not been licking the mucus from my nose for a while. Nice try, though...but I am quite discouraged about it all :P

I tried logging in as Anna the Grizzly ****er. The name no longer exists because apparently I keep licking the cloaca of dead ostriches.

Actually, the DickSuckers board is having phallic problems at the moment. Guess I'll just have to hang out my rotting dick here today :D

But I've been getting ****ed by pissed off grizzly bears for years.

Oh no! Don't "use" us! You queen of trickery, you. I'm pretty sure we're getting more out of this than you guys, though. Some of your members are freaking out and getting upset (which the sucks kids just love) I'm still cackling, personally.

That cat picture is a real picture of me. You people are NEVER going to see it. Especially not Builder. He might just live near me, and I don't want him recognising me!

If you guys 'don't give a ****', why is our site all you talk about? Hehe. We win.

Wow, look at all the votes and posts! All for ME! What does that spell? INFAMY! And I've certainly read some interesting responses here today. In fact, I'm very pleasantly surprised by the comments a few people made, in the vein of actually supporting me staying. Surprised, mostly, because...