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  1. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Yeah, I really wrecked Bawl-Bawl yesterday. Couple of us got into the admin panel and tossed about 3000 threads into usenet, deleted the arcade, deleted a few hundred members, etc. The favela was down for a number of hours before the poor old legless ****** Doomsday had to restore a back up...
  2. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Ah Phreak, Hugo, I am absolutely thrilled to see you both again. I know I haven't been as faithful as I should have been to my fans here at GF, I am involved in other endeavours at the moment, but I have a breather for a bit and thought I would say hello. Now HC Trouble, yeah, he is not really...
  3. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Dear Lord. Has it been two months since I graced your melancholic lives with my enlightened erudite rhetoric and elocution? What has de kannibaal in up to? Well I have been extremely busy, having to have spent a few days in that filthy favela named Las Vegas for business, I have had to spend...
  4. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Hello my faithful serfs. I must apologize for my absence. I was engaged in a flame all-star match, repping Brawl-Hall against Flamegimps, erm Flamechamps. As you may have surmised, I inevitably assraped the entire opposition team. It was almost genocidal. But Daddy is back now, and will...
  5. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Hahahaha. Look at this, he thinks he has balls here at his home forum, instead of lying prostrate at the feet of imbecilic trolls over at the BH Shoutbox. Sit the **** down dear, Daddy will deal with the mongs like you from the peanut gallery when he is good and ready.
  6. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Oh calm down princess. Maybe put on your favourite Streisand song and relax, one hates to see you and your flowery panties in such a twist. You clearly couldn't get your facts straight, Nellie, and squirming away comedically is not helping you become the slightest bit more credible. By the...
  7. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Ah, the wank-wave mantra of lying and grossly negligent regard to truthfulness. http://www.rant-rave.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10529 January 15th time stamp on there. Yeah, talk out your arse some more you little wank merchant. I might go and test Shawn's latest script protection a little...
  8. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Yeah, funny, innit. Reminds me of another site I went to almost a year ago. The owner of the site, Shawn Sanders, posted a new thread where I am prominent just a few days ago, nearly a year on from my arrival and months after my last post. I wonder if he takes it seriously? He seems to have...
  9. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    I guess it escapes the ability of Wank-Wave's spastics-in-exile that no matter how much the working class try to shower, they will always be filthy and malodourous, that kind of grit simply doesn't wash up. Seems you are a bit touchy about the working class. Something you want to share with...
  10. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    You are a proletarian aussie wanker with no education that installs drywall of puts snakes down a toilet. Best you grasp a perfect command of your native tongue before you start underwhelming the forum by sneezing self-ownage is a second language. Gesundheit Let's not have any tears there...
  11. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Gracias. I take the admin's request to clean up this board seriously. Word at the top is that too many imbeciles had a free reign here, and this is affecting the prosperity of the forum. I shall assrape them, one by one. Call me a modern day forum Gandhi.
  12. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Are you suggesting that your erroneous logic and and desperate excuses for your lack of education and clear lifetime commitment to stupidity and a dedication to be as dense as posslble should be off limits when some dismembers your warped attempts at logic, spastic? Give it up before you make...
  13. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Unfortunately your constant self-ownings preclude you from sermonizing about possesions.
  14. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    I tell you what. You prove that you can articulate yourself over the abilities of a 7 year old afflicted with Down's syndrome and sporting a bulbous head, and I will pretend that your pedestrian posts with their horrid spelling and obtuse rhetoric are even remotely indicative of someone who...
  15. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    I hate to have to break it to you like this, you self-owning retard, but that last statement is the poster child of stuned, autistic cretins that were destined to sub-par mediocrity the moment their proletarian DNA was destined to pollute the Earth. Your post is a testimonial to the necessity...
  16. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    I'm not impressed. That's chickenfeed. Your stunted perception of what is successful is what keeps you people so lowly.
  17. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Send your money to de_kannibaal@gmail.com. Thanks.
  18. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    It's simple you ****ing syphillitic slag. Working with your hands is something that only repugnant prols from the filthy working classes would ever settle for. Perhaps you are trashy enough that you don't care if your husband comes home covered in drywall dust, or with motor oil under his...
  19. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Yeah, it's called a wristband. The Germans insist everyone wears one, they don't like all these cheap Aussies trying to get in without forking over 20 Euros like the bunch of bankrupt ****ing pikers they are. I am afraid when it comes to credibility, guys who work with their hands like you...
  20. de kannibaal

    I shagged my best friend's wife

    Right, chicks with dicks, you flamboyant poof.
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