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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> >


> >


> > nemo wrote:


> >


> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >


> > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.


> > > >


> > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.


> > > >


> > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.


> > > >


> > >


> > > 1/4 puns? OK.


> > >


> > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give


> no


> quarter?


> > >


> > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.


> > >


> > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.


> > >


> > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist


> in


> the


> > > face.


> > >


> > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.


> >


> > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.


> >


> If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!


>


> Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!

Melloncollie: A fruit dog.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>


> nemo wrote:


>


> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > >


> > > nemo wrote:


> > >


> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > >


> > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.


> > > > >


> > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.


> > > > >


> > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.


> > > > >


> > > >


> > > > 1/4 puns? OK.


> > > >


> > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give


> > no


> > quarter?


> > > >


> > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.


> > > >


> > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.


> > > >


> > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist


> > in


> > the


> > > > face.


> > > >


> > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.


> > >


> > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.


> > >


> > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!


> >


> > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!


>


> Melloncollie: A fruit dog.

Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog.

 
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Daniel Sindell

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Let's count the Presidents, instead

(will not be as boring)

List something funny about each President:

I'll Start:

George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees

John Adams: Too much powder in his wig.

Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act.

James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes

etc.

(Join in! This is fun!)

-Daniel

On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:58:55 -0000, nemo <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote:


>


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>>


>> nemo wrote:


>>


>> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


>> > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>> > >


>> > >


>> > > nemo wrote:


>> > >


>> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


>> > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>> > > > >


>> > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.


>> > > > >


>> > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.


>> > > > >


>> > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.


>> > > > >


>> > > >


>> > > > 1/4 puns? OK.


>> > > >


>> > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give


>> > no


>> > quarter?


>> > > >


>> > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.


>> > > >


>> > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.


>> > > >


>> > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist


>> > in


>> > the


>> > > > face.


>> > > >


>> > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.


>> > >


>> > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.


>> > >


>> > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!


>> >


>> > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!


>>


>> Melloncollie: A fruit dog.


>


> Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog.


>


>

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mimus

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On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


> Let's count the Presidents, instead


> (will not be as boring)


>


> List something funny about each President:


>


> I'll Start

plonk

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Decorum, after all, was a more subtle and ultimately more

satisfactory weapon than high feelings and improper conduct.

< Vance

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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"Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words:


>Let's count the Presidents, instead


>(will not be as boring)


>


>List something funny about each President:


>


>I'll Start:


>


>


>George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees


>


>John Adams: Too much powder in his wig.


>


>Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act.


>


>James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes


>


>


>etc.


>


>


>(Join in! This is fun!)


>


>

Nope! - Unintended ...

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words:


>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>


>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>> (will not be as boring)


>>


>> List something funny about each President:


>>


>> I'll Start


>


> plonk

from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???

 
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Marvel

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<rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

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> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


>


>

JFK learned to dislike convertables

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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<rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:


>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A

Shot In The Dark.

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

Guest
"Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words:


>


><rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message


>news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...


>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


>>


>>


>


>JFK learned to dislike convertables


>

What's a conver table?

 
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danielsindell444@gmail.com

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On Nov 21, 8:58 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:


> mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> found these unused words:


>


> >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>


> >> Let's count the Presidents, instead

James Monroe: "North and South America are MINE!" (Monroe

Doctrine)

John Quincy Adams: Like his dad, he was a blah! blah! (boring)

President

Andrew Jackson: Andy Jackson the Jackass (symbol for the Democratic

Party)

Martin Van Buren: Dig those lamb-chop whiskers on his face!

William Henry Harrison: His Inaguration Speech was so boring, old

General Bill dropped dead!

-Daniel


> >> (will not be as boring)


>


> >> List something funny about each President:


>


> >> I'll Start


>


> > plonk


>


> from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???

 
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Daniel Sindell

Guest
John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.

James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,

he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)

Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)

He should have asked George Washington about cherries!

Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???

Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his

Secretary of State.

James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim

gay???

-Daniel

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote:


> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


>


>

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Nobody

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>mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words:


>


>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>


>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>


>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>


>>> I'll Start


>>


>> plonk


>


>from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???

Heh, heh...

No joking with SWMBO.

 
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Nobody

Guest
><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:


>


>>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


>Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A


>Shot In The Dark.

Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.

 
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Wavy G

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After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

"mimus" actually had to say:


>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>


>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>> (will not be as boring)


>>


>> List something funny about each President:


>>


>> I'll Start


>


> plonk

What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

--

[None]

 
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Tim Weaver

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Wavy G wrote:


> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


> "mimus" actually had to say:


>


>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>


>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>


>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>


>>> I'll Start


>>


>> plonk


>


> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

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Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 
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mimus

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On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


> "mimus" actually had to say:


>


>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>


>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>


>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>


>>> I'll Start


>>


>> plonk


>


> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

plonk

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 
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Tim Weaver

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mimus wrote:


> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


>


>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>


>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>


>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>


>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>


>>>> I'll Start


>>>


>>> plonk


>>


>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>


> plonk

A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,

it's gittin' ugly in here.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 
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