7/11 Puns

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Wavy G

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After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

"Tim Weaver" actually had to say:


>Wavy G wrote:


>


>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>


>>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>


>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>


>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>


>>>> I'll Start


>>>


>>> plonk


>>


>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>


>I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

Our Mimus has changed.

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[None]

 
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Tim Weaver

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Wavy G wrote:


> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:


>


>>Wavy G wrote:


>>


>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>


>>>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>


>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>


>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>


>>>> plonk


>>>


>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>


>>I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .


>


> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff


> Our Mimus has changed.

I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

Guest
"Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words:


>John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.


>


>James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,


>he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)


>


>Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)


>He should have asked George Washington about cherries!


>


>Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???


>


>Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his


>Secretary of State.


>


>James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim


>gay???


>


>-Daniel


>


>


>


>


>


>On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote:


>


>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


>>


>>

Bill Clinton, "They're mine, all mine"

BamBam, "Imam pig's eye!"

 
S

Sir F. A. Rien

Guest
Nobody <jock@soccer.com> found these unused words:


>>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


>>


>


>


>Aw, shoot!

That's just Taft love ...

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

Guest
mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words:


>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


>


>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>> "mimus" actually had to say:

Bored a new hole in yer skull?


>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>


>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>


>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>


>>>> I'll Start


>>>


>>> plonk


>>


>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>


> plonk

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> Wavy G wrote:


>


>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:


>>


>>> Wavy G wrote:


>>>


>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>>


>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>>


>>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>>


>>>>> plonk


>>>>


>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>>


>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .


>>


>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff


>> Our Mimus has changed.


>


> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.

It's the Noo Wye.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


> mimus wrote:


>


>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


>>


>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>


>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>


>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>


>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>


>>>> plonk


>>>


>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>


>> plonk


>


> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,


> it's gittin' ugly in here.

probation

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
S

Sjouke Burry

Guest
Tim Weaver wrote:


> Wavy G wrote:


>


>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>


>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>


>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>


>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>


>>>> I'll Start


>>> plonk


>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>


> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

Wasn't the last president kindof "PLONK!!!" ???? :)

 
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mimus

Guest
On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:37:01 +0100, Sjouke Burry wrote:


> Tim Weaver wrote:


>


>> Wavy G wrote:


>>


>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>


>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>


>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>


>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>


>>>> plonk


>>>


>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>


>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .


>


> Wasn't the last president kindof "PLONK!!!" ???? :)

Who? oh--President Cheney? no doubt.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
W

Wavy G

Guest
After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

"mimus" actually had to say:


>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>


>> Wavy G wrote:


>>


>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:


>>>


>>>> Wavy G wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>>>


>>>>>> plonk


>>>>>


>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>>>


>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .


>>>


>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff


>>> Our Mimus has changed.


>>


>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.


>


>Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It

would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress

had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours."


>It's the Noo Wye.

--

[None]

 
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mimus

Guest
On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:02 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


> "mimus" actually had to say:


>


>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>


>>> Wavy G wrote:


>>>


>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:


>>>>


>>>>> Wavy G wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>>>>


>>>>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> plonk


>>>>>>


>>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>>>>


>>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .


>>>>


>>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff


>>>> Our Mimus has changed.


>>>


>>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.


>>


>> Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.


> ^^^^^^^^^^^


> Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It


> would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress


> had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours."

<kindlily:>

That would be tautological, since all filibusters are Brueningian, or at

least threaten to be; it's inherent in the strategem:

"I'd like to preface my remarks with a brief survey of economic practices

from the Paleolithic Era down to the present day . . . ."

<something inside everyone who wanted to vote and go home curls up and

dies>

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:41:29 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:


>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>


>> mimus wrote:


>>


>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


>>>


>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>>


>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>>


>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>>


>>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>>


>>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>>


>>>>> plonk


>>>>


>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>>


>>> plonk


>>


>> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,


>> it's gittin' ugly in here.


>


> probation

is that like prohabition lite?

 
M

mimus

Guest
On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:50:06 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:


> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:41:29 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>


> wrote:


>


>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:


>>


>>> mimus wrote:


>>>


>>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:


>>>>


>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what


>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:


>>>>>


>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:


>>>>>>


>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead


>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:


>>>>>>>


>>>>>>> I'll Start


>>>>>>


>>>>>> plonk


>>>>>


>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.


>>>>


>>>> plonk


>>>


>>> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,


>>> it's gittin' ugly in here.


>>


>> probation


>


> is that like prohabition lite?

Triple-s33|<r1+.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Where am I, Dove?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

 
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Tim Bruening

Guest
Nobody wrote:


> ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:


> >


> >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


> >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A


> >Shot In The Dark.


>


> Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.

Bush to Obama: Take my job, PLEASE!

 
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Tim Bruening

Guest
Nobody wrote:


> ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:


> >


> >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


> >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A


> >Shot In The Dark.


>


> Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.

Obama at start of State of Union: The State of the Union sucks.

The Presidental Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won.

Bush's last TV address: (While swinging a shining ball) My fellow Americans, you

are getting sleepy. When you awake, you will go out and shop!

 
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Tim Bruening

Guest
Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

Lets have Obama ride a llama!

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

<tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:


>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

 
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Marvel

Guest
"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...


> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening


> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:


>


>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.


>


> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.


>


>

I found her to be likeable

 
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metro-golden-meower

Guest
On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:


>


>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message


>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...


>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening


>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:


>>


>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.


>>


>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.


>>


>>


>I found her to be likeable

likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

outside of the us.

 
M

Marvel

Guest
"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...


> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>


> wrote:


>


>>


>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message


>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...


>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening


>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:


>>>


>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.


>>>


>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.


>>>


>>>


>>I found her to be likeable


>


> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from


> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world


> outside of the us.


>

I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

 
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