7/11 Puns

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Marvel wrote:


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> > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message


> > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...


> > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


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> > JFK learned to dislike convertables


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> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.


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> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.


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> Bush learned to hate financial markets.


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He should have gone up a fruit and veg market instead then!

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

 

[nemo]

"WhoMe" <whomepuns@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote


> (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET&gt:


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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> >> Marvel wrote:


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> >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message


> >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...


> >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater


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> >>>>


> >>>


> >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables


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> >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.


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> >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.


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> >> Bush learned to hate financial markets.


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> > And what of Bill Clinton?


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> Bill Clinton got blown off course.


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And if he'd have returned the compliment, his new Monica would have to be

Bill Clitton!

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!