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Tim Bruening

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Nobody wrote:


> >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> >



>



> Aw, shoot!


The current administration is truly Bushed!

The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won!

Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks.

The economy has turned into goo.

 
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Tim Bruening

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Daniel Sindell wrote:


> John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.



>



> James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,



> he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)



>



> Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)



> He should have asked George Washington about cherries!



>



> Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???



>



> Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his



> Secretary of State.



>



> James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim



> gay???


Washington: Cleanest President.

Clinton: Heaviest President.

Demon Presidents: Teddy, FDR.

 
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Tim Bruening

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Marvel wrote:


> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> >



> >



>



> JFK learned to dislike convertables


As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

Bush learned to hate financial markets.

 
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metro-golden-meower

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On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:


>



>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...



>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>> wrote:



>>



>>>



>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...



>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening



>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:



>>>>



>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.



>>>>



>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.



>>>>



>>>>



>>>I found her to be likeable



>>



>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from



>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world



>> outside of the us.



>>



>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.


why would you care about that?

 
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Marvel

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>



>



> Marvel wrote:



>



>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



>> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



>> >



>> >



>>



>> JFK learned to dislike convertables



>



> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.



>



> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.



>



> Bush learned to hate financial markets.



>



>


And what of Bill Clinton?

 
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WhoMe

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On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote

(in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>):


>



> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



>>



>>



>> Marvel wrote:



>>



>>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



>>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



>>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



>>>>



>>>>



>>>



>>> JFK learned to dislike convertables



>>



>> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.



>>



>> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.



>>



>> Bush learned to hate financial markets.



>>



>>



> And what of Bill Clinton?



>



>


Bill Clinton got blown off course.

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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"Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words:


>



>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



>news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



>>



>>



>> Marvel wrote:



>>



>>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



>>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



>>> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



>>> >



>>> >



>>>



>>> JFK learned to dislike convertables



>>



>> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.



>>



>> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.



>>



>> Bush learned to hate financial markets.



>>



>>



>And what of Bill Clinton?



>


She's still polluting civilization with unethical activities ...

 
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ah

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mimus wrote:


> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:02 -0500, Wavy G wrote:



>



>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what



>> "mimus" actually had to say:



>>



>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:



>>>



>>>> Wavy G wrote:



>>>>



>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what



>>>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:



>>>>>



>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what



>>>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead



>>>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> I'll Start



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> plonk



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .



>>>>>



>>>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff



>>>>> Our Mimus has changed.



>>>>



>>>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.



>>>



>>> Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.



>> ^^^^^^^^^^^



>> Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It



>> would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress



>> had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours."



>



> <kindlily:>



>



> That would be tautological, since all filibusters are Brueningian, or at



> least threaten to be; it's inherent in the strategem:


Bruengingology recapitulates tautology?


>



> "I'd like to preface my remarks with a brief survey of economic practices



> from the Paleolithic Era down to the present day . . . ."


http://www.rgemonitor.com/asia-monitor/254562/can_china_adjust_to_the_us_adjustment


>



> <something inside everyone who wanted to vote and go home curls up and



> dies>


https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KazUR7ZIQ7k?feature=oembed--

ah

 
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Marvel

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"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



> wrote:



>



>>



>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...



>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>> wrote:



>>>



>>>>



>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...



>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening



>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.



>>>>>



>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.



>>>>>



>>>>>



>>>>I found her to be likeable



>>>



>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from



>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world



>>> outside of the us.



>>>



>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.



>



> why would you care about that?



>


Seems really important to me

 
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nemo

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"Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote in message

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> >



> > Marvel wrote:



> >



> >> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



> >> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



> >> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> >> >



> >> >



> >>



> >> JFK learned to dislike convertables



> >



> > As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.



> >



> > Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.



> >



> > Bush learned to hate financial markets.



> >



> >



> And what of Bill Clinton?



>


Oh . . blow him!

 
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nemo

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> On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote



> (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>):



>



> >



> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >>



> >>



> >> Marvel wrote:



> >>



> >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



> >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



> >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> >>>>



> >>>>



> >>>



> >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables



> >>



> >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.



> >>



> >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.



> >>



> >> Bush learned to hate financial markets.



> >>



> >>



> > And what of Bill Clinton?



> >



> >



>



> Bill Clinton got blown off course.



>


Did his toup?e fly off when she overdid it?

 
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metro-golden-meower

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On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:


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>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



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>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>> wrote:



>>



>>>



>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...



>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>>> wrote:



>>>>



>>>>>



>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...



>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening



>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.



>>>>>>



>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.



>>>>>>



>>>>>>



>>>>>I found her to be likeable



>>>>



>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from



>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world



>>>> outside of the us.



>>>>



>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.



>>



>> why would you care about that?



>>



>Seems really important to me


plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?

 
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Marvel

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"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



> wrote:



>



>>



>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...



>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>> wrote:



>>>



>>>>



>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...



>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>>>> wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>>



>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in



>>>>>>message



>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...



>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening



>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>I found her to be likeable



>>>>>



>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from



>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world



>>>>> outside of the us.



>>>>>



>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.



>>>



>>> why would you care about that?



>>>



>>Seems really important to me



>



> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?



>


Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love.

 
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metro-golden-meower

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On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:31:43 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:


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>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



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>> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>> wrote:



>>



>>>



>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...



>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>>> wrote:



>>>>



>>>>>



>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...



>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>>>>> wrote:



>>>>>>



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in



>>>>>>>message



>>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...



>>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening



>>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>I found her to be likeable



>>>>>>



>>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from



>>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world



>>>>>> outside of the us.



>>>>>>



>>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.



>>>>



>>>> why would you care about that?



>>>>



>>>Seems really important to me



>>



>> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?



>>



>Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love.


whatever happend to the american spirit of, if i want it i'll ****

well go and get it?

 
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Marvel

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"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:31:43 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



> wrote:



>



>>



>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>news:mk1gj4d08rkfdn5576q5netqrnlb349e5k@4ax.com...



>>> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>> wrote:



>>>



>>>>



>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message



>>>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...



>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>>>> wrote:



>>>>>



>>>>>>



>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in



>>>>>>message



>>>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...



>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>



>>>>>>> wrote:



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in



>>>>>>>>message



>>>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...



>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening



>>>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>>



>>>>>>>>I found her to be likeable



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from



>>>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world



>>>>>>> outside of the us.



>>>>>>>



>>>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.



>>>>>



>>>>> why would you care about that?



>>>>>



>>>>Seems really important to me



>>>



>>> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?



>>>



>>Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love.



>



> whatever happend to the american spirit of, if i want it i'll ****



> well go and get it?



>


I realized it was only self indulgent gluttony driven frenzy.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>



>



> Nobody wrote:



>



> > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> > >



> >



> > Aw, shoot!


Why's ee frightened to say '****'?


>



> The current administration is truly Bushed!



>



> The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won!



>



> Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks.



> The economy has turned into goo.



>


Yers. Molasses! :eek:)

Nobody can blame him though. It's worldwide and caused by the banks lending

far too much, particularly on credit cards.

The average credit card debt per card-holder in the UK is ?30,000! Shocking!

What's more shocking is that in $ that now comes to only $44,631.23.

Greedy banks + Greedy idiot customers = Recession!

It's not Obama's fault; it's not Gordon Brown's fault. It's Crapitalism's

fault! - slain and pimple!

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>



>



> Daniel Sindell wrote:



>



> > John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.



> >



> > James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,



> > he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)



> >



> > Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)



> > He should have asked George Washington about cherries!



> >



> > Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???



> >



> > Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his



> > Secretary of State.



> >



> > James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim



> > gay???



>



> Washington: Cleanest President.



>



> Clinton: Heaviest President.



>



> Demon Presidents: Teddy, FDR.



>


Pork Sausage president with guts: AbraHAM LINKcolon.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>



>



> Marvel wrote:



>



> > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message



> > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...



> > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> > >



> > >



> >



> > JFK learned to dislike convertables



>



> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.



>



> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.



>



> Bush learned to hate financial markets.



>


I learned to hate woouuueeeauuooouuuuurrrrk! - and got out of it all just in

time with mice Annie tea intact!

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>



>



> Nobody wrote:



>



> > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater



> > >



> >



> > Aw, shoot!



>



> The current administration is truly Bushed!



>



> The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won!



>



> Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks.



> The economy has turned into goo.


Quick! Tell me where I can buy shares in Goo! - and is it ingoorious to

health?

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

 
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