A waste of skin? HARDLY!!!! I'd like to tip your scales any day of the fukken week, baby.I'm a libra...and a flaky Libra to boot. All those things make me sound like a waste of skin. I never get the cool stuff....and my sign is a fukking marijuana scale....lame.
Cucumbers and SquashSo who are Libras supposedly compatible with? Romantically & in general?
lol, *******.Chi at 40:
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And I thought my future looked bleak.
Not many psychics can produce actual photos of your future self. If you would like a pic of your future self send $19.99 to Hugo the Psychic, PO Box 6969, Heck, TX 66666.
I promise most of the photos will not be as depressing as Chi's.
OOOOOOOHHHHH! Me next, me next! I'm looking into government assistance programs to front me the 20 bones. Would my dance of the dirty dish rags cover the cost?Chi at 40:
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And I thought my future looked bleak.
Not many psychics can produce actual photos of your future self. If you would like a pic of your future self send $19.99 to Hugo the Psychic, PO Box 6969, Heck, TX 66666.
I promise most of the photos will not be as depressing as Chi's.
I told that ******* I was not going to take his last name. The trip to Vermont is off. Emkay and Ali, it is difficult for me to enter the alternative dimension of space and time that allows me to pic you in the future, It is easiest when I have a nude photo and a pair of used panties of the one I am trying to get a future pic of.Hugo is not the only one with this gift. Here is a picture of Hugo in 10 years. Unfortunately, he will be 99 years of age by then, so:
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Good news is he will manage to snag Walter Williams within that time and get hitched in Vermont. He will enjoy many years of open marital bliss with Mr. Williams and the sheep before he perishes, so no worries.
That is my favorite picture of us. We've never looked so happy.....or hungry!!!!.
Here's a pic of Ali and me! Your panties are in the mail!