Astrology and dating

emkay64

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I'm a libra...and a flaky Libra to boot. All those things make me sound like a waste of skin. I never get the cool stuff....and my sign is a fukking marijuana scale....lame.
 

Old Salt

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I'm a Scorpio. Wife is a Taurus (I think - May 15) and her daughter is a Scorpio. From what little I understand about the relationship of signs and relationships, all I can say is "I pity my wife". :D
 

Ahhlee

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I'm a libra...and a flaky Libra to boot. All those things make me sound like a waste of skin. I never get the cool stuff....and my sign is a fukking marijuana scale....lame.
A waste of skin? HARDLY!!!! I'd like to tip your scales any day of the fukken week, baby.

And I'm massively obese, so trust me.....I can! hahahaha! :D

 

hugo

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Chi at 40:

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And I thought my future looked bleak.

Not many psychics can produce actual photos of your future self. If you would like a pic of your future self send $19.99 to Hugo the Psychic, PO Box 6969, Heck, TX 66666.

I promise most of the photos will not be as depressing as Chi's.

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Chi

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Chi at 40:
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And I thought my future looked bleak.

Not many psychics can produce actual photos of your future self. If you would like a pic of your future self send $19.99 to Hugo the Psychic, PO Box 6969, Heck, TX 66666.

I promise most of the photos will not be as depressing as Chi's.
lol, *******.

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emkay64

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Chi at 40:
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And I thought my future looked bleak.

Not many psychics can produce actual photos of your future self. If you would like a pic of your future self send $19.99 to Hugo the Psychic, PO Box 6969, Heck, TX 66666.

I promise most of the photos will not be as depressing as Chi's.
OOOOOOOHHHHH! Me next, me next! I'm looking into government assistance programs to front me the 20 bones. Would my dance of the dirty dish rags cover the cost?

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Ahhlee

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***** @ hugo!!!!!

Yeah, what's in my future? You accept I.O.U's, right? Or just take the $19.95 out of my first paycheck. hahaha!

 

Chi

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Hugo is not the only one with this gift. Here is a picture of Hugo in 10 years. Unfortunately, he will be 99 years of age by then, so:

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Good news is he will manage to snag Walter Williams within that time and get hitched in Vermont. He will enjoy many years of open marital bliss with Mr. Williams and the sheep before he perishes, so no worries.

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hugo

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Hugo is not the only one with this gift. Here is a picture of Hugo in 10 years. Unfortunately, he will be 99 years of age by then, so:
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Good news is he will manage to snag Walter Williams within that time and get hitched in Vermont. He will enjoy many years of open marital bliss with Mr. Williams and the sheep before he perishes, so no worries.
I told that ******* I was not going to take his last name. The trip to Vermont is off. Emkay and Ali, it is difficult for me to enter the alternative dimension of space and time that allows me to pic you in the future, It is easiest when I have a nude photo and a pair of used panties of the one I am trying to get a future pic of.

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Ahhlee

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Here's a pic of Ali and me! Your panties are in the mail!
That is my favorite picture of us. We've never looked so happy.....or hungry!!!!

The panties I sent are a bit grease stained, hugo. Will that be a problem? I think there might be some ketchup, mustard, pickle juice and "special sauce" on them, too.

 
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ToriAllen

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I don't know much about the personality traits associated with the signs, but:

I'm a Capricorn. Independent and emotionally distant at times.

My first husband was a Libra. He was a whinny baby and I broke him rather quickly.

My current husband is much more stubborn but he was born 10/22 so he borders Scorpio. Don't know if that would matter or not. Swings between lovey-dovey and detached. Can be a little selfish, but has moment where he is very giving.

My oldest son is a Gemini. Good kid but tries too hard to get people to like him some times. Kinda needy. Tries to be a leader, but often ends up a follower.

My Middle child is an Aquarius. He's the ultimate cool cat. He doesn't give a **** what people think and he is a ladies man. Born negotiator. Very messy.

My daughter is a Taurus. She is take charge and organized, but emotional and gets her feelings hurt easily.

These are my assessments. I don't know how they match up.

 

mercury

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Your daughter sounds like a Virgo.

Your younger son sounds typically Aquarian (I have one of those, too).

And your Gemini is schizophrenic.... but don't worry too much about that, it's normal for us. ;)

 
I'm a taurus.

My woman's a cancer.

we have VERY similar personalities... She's more... jealous... than I am... I'm more blunt and honest (she says mean) than she is (and she's red headed, so that's saying something)...

 
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