Bids on Silver Dragon

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

I have decided that I want Silver Dragon as my personal sex slave. I will open the bidding at one US Dollar.

 

[OmegaManiac]

I'll go a buck fiddy, but if the bidding goes any higher I'm gonna have to see a picture of the merchandise.

 

[tizz]

LMFAO!!!!! OK THIS is funny!!!!! If it includes the ability to bind and gaga the bitch I throw in for a buck 75 (then leave her in the closet or save as a gift in lue of good rep for a very special poster LOL)

 

[OmegaManiac]

O.K. gonna need some photo documentation if I'm gonna engage in this bidding war. "Buyer beware" and all.

 

[Gray~Gal]

LOL hell if i win the bitch i want my money back...2 dolla

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

I do not bid on any used merchandise. I will use an automobile analogy. If it has too many miles on the odometer, has had too many previous drivers, flat cushions, a trunk big enough to hold the entire Tampa Bay Buccaneer forward line, has been rear-ended by something as large as a cement truck and the quarter panels are bowed out too much then no thank you, ma'am.

 

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

I do not bid on any used merchandise. I will use an automobile analogy. If it has too many miles on the odometer, has had too many previous drivers, flat cushions, a trunk big enough to hold the entire Tampa Bay Buccaneer forward line, has been rear-ended by something as large as a cement truck and the quarter panels are bowed out too much then no thank you, ma'am.

True enough, but if the "car" can get you to the grocery store, you can get "bread".

 

[OmegaManiac]

Well then I guess without being given the opportunity to "kick the tires", I'll just have to assume that I am bidding on a "beater". I guess I can go three fiddy. Hey grey goose if your just bidding to drive the price up you are not very nice.

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Me on the other hand only wants OLDER merchandise. Newer products may not be cleared and could possibly be illegal

 

[jokersarewild]

I'll go 4 dollars, because I need someone to clean my room...HEAD is good every once in a while, though.

 

[8_BALL]

Best Investment Opportunity

This would be a sure way to make one hellacious profit.

I would buy her for what she

 

[OmegaManiac]

Four bucks!? are you nuts? You can get a brand new one for that! I'm out.

 

[OmegaManiac]

Best Investment Opportunity

This would be a sure way to make one hellacious profit.

I would buy her for what she

 

[sovikolp]

how much is a used condom worth?

i bid that.

 

[fullauto]

$5.00 US..... YAY CAPITALISM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Although... we could go communist and everyone could take a stab!

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

And then we can all get a chunk of the SD, ummm pie (nuff said)

 

[Mr X]

Me on the other hand only wants OLDER merchandise. Newer products may not be cleared and could possibly be illegal

Are you refering to milfs? ...if so



MILFS!!! MILFS!!! MILFS!!! YEAHHAAHHH!!!

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Yes!! Milfs!!

 

[snafu]

Man I'm definitely out of the running because you'd have to pay me to take her as anything.

 

[Silver_dragon87]

Awww thanks MRIH, I feel very loved.

Sorry, Hugh, this merchandise is brand spanking new

And none of you will be seeing a pic of this lot, so you'll have to take it in faith.

PS: great business plan, 8ball. For once you show forethought. Hell, any thought is good enough for me.