Dating advice

Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite ***, so please to offer up some dating advice....

Who should pay?

Get your drink on or stay sober?

Kiss or no kiss?

Wear panties or leave them at home?

Have wild, crazy *** on his pool table or play hard to get?

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What is your best and worst dating story?

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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I don't know if I can answer any of these questions.

I don't have any "game" and don't try to.

I'm just me and if a chick sticks to me, I guess it's meant to be. Maybe I should put it another way. If a chick can stand me, I guess it's meant to be.

 
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wez

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Hmmmm...

Best date.. the first time I asked Sasha what she'd do if I kissed her..

Worst date.. every day for the next 19 years...

Advice.. I'm an idiot.. you don't want my advice.

 
snafu

snafu

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Well Ali I've been out of practice for sometime now.

Really I think the Internet is a good place to meet people as apposed to the bars I used to find dates at. I met my first wife from school and my second from work. All the others where either friends from school or from bars.

I think with the Internet you can find out who people are before you go for just looks. I think that's the problem now with realtionships. In the long run compatibility will make the difference than how someone looks. I also think thats why there is so much abuse in some relationships.

My nephew met a real nice girl on the Internet from MN. She moved up her and my whole family has now met her at my dads birthday party. Not only is she cute but again I think she's a really sweet girl.

Your on the market Ali. What would you like to hear? What are you looking for and how do you expect to find it?

 
Chi

Chi

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Who should pay? The woman can at least offer to pay her share.

Get your drink on or stay sober? Depends on the date, but staying sober is probably best and if you're going to drink, do it moderately.

Kiss or no kiss? Depens on how well things are going. But usually no kiss on the 1st date, especially no sloppy make-out session.

Wear panties or leave them at home? ALWAYS wear panties.

Have wild, crazy *** on his pool table or play hard to get? Neither. But most certainly not have wild *** on the 1st date unless that is all you want out of this and to be thought of a certain way.

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What is your best and worst dating story? I'd rather forget and keep both to myself.

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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Even your mom, sisters, daughters?
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There are different levels of crazy and *****.

Your own mom is the exception. Sisters fall in there and daughters you just hope they fall in the lower end of the spectrum.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Well Ali I've been out of practice for sometime now. Really I think the Internet is a good place to meet people as apposed to the bars I used to find dates at. I met my first wife from school and my second from work. All the others where either friends from school or from bars.

I think with the Internet you can find out who people are before you go for just looks. I think that's the problem now with realtionships. In the long run compatibility will make the difference than how someone looks. I also think thats why there is so much abuse in some relationships.

My nephew met a real nice girl on the Internet from MN. She moved up her and my whole family has now met her at my dads birthday party. Not only is she cute but again I think she's a really sweet girl.

Your on the market Ali. What would you like to hear? What are you looking for and how do you expect to find it?
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AT this point snaf, a man telling me "Gee, I though you might be a crazy ***** but you're NOT!" would be about all I would need to hear.

 
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emkay64

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Well here's what I'd do....First date.....

I don't mind paying...not always but I really don't mind....especially if I asked him out...

Kiss...sure why not...

Stay sober....hammered is stupid and tacky...save it for later when you know him better and there's less chance of getting gang banged on a pinball machine....

I rarely wear panties anyways.....but he's not likely getting in there the first date anyways...

*** on the first date....sure...if you don't want to see him again...absolutely....*** his brains out.

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Worst date...caught a guy trying on my bikini...thanks...but no thanks....

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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AT this point snaf, a man telling me "Gee, I though you might be a crazy ***** but you're NOT!" would be about all I would need to hear.
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Why do you like being lied to?

All women are crazy whores, it's just a sliding scale.

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Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Well here's what I'd do....First date.....
I don't mind paying...not always but I really don't mind....especially if I asked him out...

Kiss...sure why not...

Stay sober....hammered is stupid and tacky...save it for later when you know him better and there's less chance of getting gang banged on a pinball machine....

I rarely wear panties anyways.....but he's not likely getting in there the first date anyways...

*** on the first date....sure...if you don't want to see him again...absolutely....*** his brains out.

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Worst date...caught a guy trying on my bikini...thanks...but no thanks....
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Good advice! I will write this out in permanent marker on my wrist to remember it always.

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite ***, so please to offer up some dating advice....
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Though I'm not a leading authority on relationships, I do have some experience in regards to the courtship of the fairer ***.

Who should pay?
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The man. Always the man. Even if the man is broke.

Get your drink on or stay sober?
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Enjoy a tail, but don't get sloppy drunk. It's absolutely tacky and self-depreciating. You've just put yourself in the "fukked up ****" classification.

Kiss or no kiss?
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If I'm paying for a meal, I better get a flipping kiss at the end of the night.

Wear panties or leave them at home?
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Wear panties... panties are sexier. In that, it's just one more layer to the sweet sweet inner thigh surprise.

Have wild, crazy *** on his pool table or play hard to get?
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Play hard to get. Give him blue *****. Leave with some control over the next date. This time you can decide and he'll be your lap dog.

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What is your best and worst dating story?
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Two years ago, I dated a gal who could finish my sentences. I hated that ****. What was weird, she'd never finish me off.

****.

 
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