Dating advice

[emkay64]

No one says make-up needs to be plastered on with a trowel...just that some stuff needs to be strategic...ya know.....nevermind....apparently all we need to do is pat down our body hair...and put on some nice twisting socks....it's called "yeti chic with a twist".

 

[ToriAllen]

It's funny, most guys say they don't want girls that put a lot of effort into their looks, but they don't realize that it takes time to achieve the 'natural look' as well. You have no idea what it takes just to look like a 'normal' girl. Then it takes even more time to look 'dressed up'.

Plus, life experience would show that guys ogle the girl that puts more effort in even if they are required by their own circumstances to date the girls that don't.

 

[DaMan]

You people seem like you may know a little something about the opposite ***, so please to offer up some dating advice....
Who should pay?

Get your drink on or stay sober?

Kiss or no kiss?

Wear panties or leave them at home?

Have wild, crazy *** on his pool table or play hard to get?

......

What is your best and worst dating story?

I'll pay. One way or another a man always pays anyway.

**** yes. I'm getting lit so you might as well too.

Of course a kiss is in order.

Wear them, but, if it looks like we'll have a good night excuse yourself to the bathroom and take them off.

If you want I'll oblige. On the pool table, in the car, anywhere you please.

 

[DaMan]

I like the roll out of bed look. Throw on a pair of tight jeans and a t-shirt and you're gold to me.

 

[Old Salt]

Nothing like the "fresh out of the shower" smell. Who needs perfume? Most perfumes give me a headache anyway.

The only REALLY ugly woman I've met was ugly on the inside.

 

[Chi]

No one says make-up needs to be plastered on with a trowel...just that some stuff needs to be strategic...ya know.....nevermind....apparently all we need to do is pat down our body hair...and put on some nice twisting socks....it's called "yeti chic with a twist".

Exactly. All I do is splatter on some Aqua Velva to cover up the funk and put a bow on my beard and I'm good to go! Date ready

 

[Chi]

The only REALLY ugly woman I've met was ugly on the inside.

Aw, come on! That's a load of bull! Especially coming from a man, men are so much more superficial.

 

[ImWithStupid]

I'll pay. One way or another a man always pays anyway.

Which is where the ***** part of my, "All women are crazy, whores" theory comes from.

 

[eddo]

Aw, come on! That's a load of bull! Especially coming from a man, men are so much more superficial.

I would totally disagree with that.

 

[Chi]

I would totally disagree with that.

Really, how so? Can you really tell me that overall most men are not more superficial than most women when it comes to judging the opposite *** on looks?

 

[DaMan]

Really, how so? Can you really tell me that overall most men are not more superficial than most women when it comes to judging the opposite *** on looks?

Men are far less superficial than woman.

How many women do you see with ugly dudes?

Now how many times have you seen a man with an ugly women and asked yourself or the person you were with "why that great looking guy is with such a dog"?

Come on admit it. You've said it a thousand times.

 

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Consider, just for a moment, that with all of these crazy women that you have encountered the common factor is YOU.

Ha, it's not just him Ali. All women are indeed crazy.

Which is where the ***** part of my, "All women are crazy, whores" theory comes from.

Exactly.

 

[Ahhlee]

It's funny, most guys say they don't want girls that put a lot of effort into their looks, but they don't realize that it takes time to achieve the 'natural look' as well. You have no idea what it takes just to look like a 'normal' girl. Then it takes even more time to look 'dressed up'.Plus, life experience would show that guys ogle the girl that puts more effort in even if they are required by their own circumstances to date the girls that don't.

Abso-fukking-lutely.

I'm a **** hard worker and often sport the low-maintenence look, but there are times when a girl WANTS to get dressed up and feel pretty and feminine. Christ, there's no pleasing some men....either we're too high maintenence or we're completely letting ourselves go. IS there such a thing as a happy medium when it comes to a woman's appearance?

 

[ImWithStupid]

I'm a **** hard worker and often sport the low-maintenence look, but there are times when a girl WANTS to get dressed up and feel pretty and feminine.

So since she WANTS to do it, and the guy doesn't care, does that mean he's no longer required to pay since it was now her choice to spend three more hours getting ready?

 

[snafu]

Nothing like the "fresh out of the shower" smell. Who needs perfume? Most perfumes give me a headache anyway......

I totally agree on this. I get cluster migraines and in my doctors office he has a perfume free zone sign up. They do make my headaches worse. It's like walking by someone smoking I want to gag when I smell to much perfume.

 

[Ahhlee]

So since she WANTS to do it, and the guy doesn't care, does that mean he's no longer required to pay since it was now her choice to spend three more hours getting ready?

I guess that depends on whether he wants to be a gentleman or not.

Believe it or not, I'm a little old-fashioned. I'm a strong personality and a bear cat at work, but when I'm with someone special I like it when he opens doors, plans the date and pays.

 

[Chi]

Men are far less superficial than woman.
How many women do you see with ugly dudes?

Now how many times have you seen a man with an ugly women and asked yourself or the person you were with "why that great looking guy is with such a dog"?

Come on admit it. You've said it a thousand times.

Ha! Quite the opposite. I would say most of us poor women are stuck with an ugly dude. Women are much more open to being with a nice decent guy and being treated well over good looks. I can VERY safely say that in most couples the woman is usually the one who is the better looking of the two. Wouldn't you agree?

If anything, it is VERY rare for a good looking guy to be with an ugly girl. It is already hard to find a good looking guy period. Even harder for him to be relationship material and then single. Then take away all of the gay and bi guys that fall into that category and those numbers dwindle even more to almost none existent.

 

[ToriAllen]

Men are far less superficial than woman.
How many women do you see with ugly dudes?

Now how many times have you seen a man with an ugly women and asked yourself or the person you were with "why that great looking guy is with such a dog"?

Come on admit it. You've said it a thousand times.

Are we judging a man's looks or a woman's? I hear guys say that other good looking guys look gay all the time. That's just insecurity or jealously.

As, for superficial behavior toward persons of the opposite ***... I don't see men shaving their legs, wearing thongs or high heels, spending hours on their hair, or bothering to cover up small flaws on their skin with make-up... I really think that should speak for itself.

I've seen a lot of pretty girls with ugly guys and thought, yikes, he must have a. a really good personality, b. a lot of money.

I am the first to admit I am probably more superficial than most girls. I would prefer to be physically attracted to the person I'm dating. Attitude has a lot to do with that, though.

 

[ImWithStupid]

I've seen a lot of pretty girls with ugly guys and thought, yikes, he must have a. a really good personality, b. a lot of money.

..., c. a large *****, or d. a wart on the tip of his tongue.

 

[Ahhlee]

..., c. a large *****, or d. a wart on the tip of his tongue.

Haha! Gross.

Are strategically placed, "friction enhancing" warts the key to your success with the wimmin folk, IWS?