Idiot Box parolees commentary box.

[builder]

Cogito Ergo Sum
Lost vote to MRIH in "WHO IS A BIGGER IDIOT" poll.
72 hours
Idiot Box PIONEER !!!

So it was CES who left all those crusty boogers under the desk? Eeeew.
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KomradeVostokHazard
Guilty of stepping on Tori's toes during her period.
48 hours or till her period ended, whichever came first.


Mate, that PMS is more dangerous than a hungry Tiger. Watch it. Oh, and did you crap in the corner? It's all crusty now.
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Allah Is Great
Guilty of being a Muslim
Multiple Piss Pot violations
Disgusting sexual perversion in her writing style
Threats of Martyrdom
The IDIOT BOX's Mega Hotty Muslim BABE version of Osama
and faithful Islamic follower at large.
LARGE REWARD FOR THE CAPTURE OF THIS GF INFIDEL/ Super Model !!


A prettier idiot is yet to be born. She left a lovely sketch of yours truly on the back of the dunny door. Nice work, AIG.
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builder
A.I.G's partner in crime
Guilty of being Australian

I'm guilty as charged, your honour. But hey, at least the idiots don't have to crap in the corner no more.
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tizz
guilty of being a forum whore
guilty of whining
released after 1 week, still guilty of being an idiot
approach with caution.

Yeah, I hear she smells like clams most of the time.
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PBJUK
Guilty of associating with a known forum whore.

Complicity will get you every time.
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Peaceful Islam Kill
Guilty of brain damage

Find a solid wall, and repeatedly head-butt that wall. Hey, it worked for me.
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hyperdevil8
guilty of Eminem syndrome Yo' !!

Issues with Mommy. How cute.
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AnnaPerenna
Guilty of Stockholm Syndrome
Idiot by proxy

Proxy, huh? Burn her. She's a witch.
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OCP
Guilty of being a Off Topic Forum pervert

That really sucks. Call me.
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TheJenn88
Guilty of asking stupid questions, being Canadian and bribery
24 hours sentence

The bribery and questions I can cop. Canuck? Very serious charges, your honour.
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SilverDragon87
Guilty of being born
Idiot or drama queen... you decide.

Ah, but we'll all miss her if she goes.
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phreakwars
guilty of wiping out over 12,000 Threads in 1 click

You bleedin' idiot. How come they let you out again?
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NazzNegg
Guilty of deception

Lying cheating *******. Run for political office. You'll be a shoe-in.
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Msixty
Guilty of being my chew toy as a new member

I wondered what that sticky stuff was. spit, hack, cough
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JokersAreWild
Pisspot violation
idiot box poll winner

Haaahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sucks bigtime. Don't it? In your own poll and all.
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chairman mao
Guilty of believing her own lies

If you tell a lie enough times, it really does come true. Tap your shoes together and think of Kansas. There's no place like home.
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Rotwang
Guilty of thinking he is God.
Brawl-Hall bitch slapper/name caller/sissy

You mean he's not? I'm shattered.
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Mr. X A.K.A. EnterNetProphet
guilty of changing his name and thinking we wouldn't notice
30 days each name used

60 days? Change his name to Schappelle Corby.
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wolvesslasher
Guilty of being an a hole (Slipped up there phreak, to the box)

Not another one? I'm an original, and proud of it.
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sovikolp
Guilty of thinking he knows how to run a message board

He's only here to pick up pointers. He left an empty box of tissues in there.
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hugo
guilty of looking at me funny

He looks at me funny too. Box him.
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C-J...
guilty of being Swedish...or was it Swiss ??
f ck it, I hate Europe anyway. (Oh, another slip-up, phreakwars?)

That's where those yodelling complaints from the neighbours came from.
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Outlaw2747
guilty of dissing weed

Geeze Outlaw. I'm surprised they let you out again. What was you thinking?
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sixes
guilty of annoying eddo
decided we liked that, and released him to annoy eddo some more

Early release for bad behaviour. I like it.
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To Be Continued.....

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

KomradeVostokHazard
Guilty of stepping on Tori's toes during her period.
48 hours or till her period ended, whichever came first.


Mate, that PMS is more dangerous than a hungry Tiger. Watch it. Oh, and did you crap in the corner? It's all crusty now.

Ahem....

One day, having PMS will be a class-A felony, and people who have it will, um go missing. Therefore it being dangerous will be a thing of the past.

And no I didn't do my business in the corner, that's just Tizz. (although I did put up a few print-outs of hot scat porn in various places around the idiot box)

Outlaw2747
guilty of dissing weed

Geeze Outlaw. I'm surprised they let you out again. What was you thinking?

Once again, just wait until I take over the world (it's the only way this planet has a chance) Weed will be mandatory.

builder
A.I.G's partner in crime
Guilty of being Australian

I'm guilty as charged, your honour. But hey, at least the idiots don't have to crap in the corner no more

I heard Australia is the Idiot box of the world.

 

[builder]

I heard Australia is the Idiot box of the world.

You believe your own press? Now that is funny.

We aren't called the lucky country because we win at sport. We are the only nation to have no borders with any other country.

Oh, and if it wasn't for us letting the yank military place global positioning and tracking equipment here, your forces would be up the proverbial crap creek.

 

[Anna Perenna]

AnnaPerenna
Guilty of Stockholm Syndrome
Idiot by proxy

Proxy, huh? Burn her. She's a witch.

YES!

Burn me.

Burn me with your acid tongues.

And slash me with your razor sharp ...... 'wits'.

Cut me to pieces with the harsh cruelty of your collective rejection.

But most importantly, throw scraps of food at me while I'm trapped in the box, and torture me if you have the POWAH.

 

[phreakwars]

We shall start by spanking you.

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[Anna Perenna]

We shall start by spanking you.

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Hey, why did you get rid of The Rock?

Only The Rock can spank me.

 

[phreakwars]

Sorry, Bi-Polar, I do that sometimes

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[Anna Perenna]

Sorry, Bi-Polar, I do that sometimes

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Do you also run amok at universities and kiss everyone in sight? I had a friend with bi-polar .... extreme bipolar ... and during his manic episodes, he'd do just that.

But, I digress.

The Rock? Stop walking small and welcome yourself back to the jungle, please.

 

[phreakwars]

OK, you talked me back into it.

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[Anna Perenna]

OK, you talked me back into it.

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Oh my power, my power!

 

[builder]

YES!

Burn me.

Burn me with your acid tongues.

And slash me with your razor sharp ...... 'wits'.

Cut me to pieces with the harsh cruelty of your collective rejection.

But most importantly, throw scraps of food at me while I'm trapped in the box, and torture me if you have the POWAH.

Hmmm, I thought I was being rather kind. Seeing as how I didn't know you from a bag of fish heads.

Here you go then. Don't leave any scraps lying around, or you'll get no more treats.

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[Anna Perenna]

Hmmm, I thought I was being rather kind. Seeing as how I didn't know you from a bag of fish heads.

Here you go then. Don't leave any scraps lying around, or you'll get no more treats.

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What, no gruel?

 

[phreakwars]

Only 1/2 a cup a day

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[builder]

What, no gruel?

So you're bitching already? Some people don't know just how lucky they are.

I give you fresh fish, and you miss your gruel. Poor baby.

I think you've mistaken me for someone who cares.

 

[Anna Perenna]

Only 1/2 a cup a day

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Sounds fair.

I just hope that Builder remembers to wee in my water.

 

[builder]

Sounds fair.

I just hope that Builder remembers to wee in my water.

We all did. That's par for this course.

 

[Vortex]

Do you also run amok at universities and kiss everyone in sight? I had a friend with bi-polar .... extreme bipolar ... and during his manic episodes, he'd do just that.

But, I digress.

The Rock? Stop walking small and welcome yourself back to the jungle, please.

CLUTCH THE PEARLS the chick can post something personal with feeling and depth


here i thought her cause was lost!

 

[Anna Perenna]

CLUTCH THE PEARLS the chick can post something personal with feeling and depth


here i thought her cause was lost!

I have a cause?

You give me too much credit.

I am entirely without (honourable, at least) purpose here.

 

[phreakwars]

I have a cause?

You give me too much credit.

I am entirely without (honourable, at least) purpose here.

kinda like tizz, except she is just gonna show tizz how a REAL forum whore gets it done.

GO ANNA, GO ANNA, YOUR AWSOME, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY...GO ANNA
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[tizz]

Phreak I officially bestowe upon you my monthly "Total Dork" award. You have some serious issues this month, I would suggest you lay off the pipe for a few hours