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Ali said:What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art
What do you call his arms and legs hanging on the wall?
Pieces of Art.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs laying in a pothole?
Phil
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a jacuzzi?
Stew
What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?
Jack
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter, he ain't coming.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs shorter than the others?
Lean Beef