my desk.

metro-golden-meower · Nov 11, 2008

On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:

>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> mimus wrote:

>>

>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>

>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>> shape?

>>>>

>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>

>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>

>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>

>Ignorabimus.

>

>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>

>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

david hillstrom · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>wrote:

>

>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>

>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>

>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>

>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>

>>Ignorabimus.

>>

>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>

>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>

>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

metro-golden-meower · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>

>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>

>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>

>>>Ignorabimus.

>>>

>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>

>>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>

>>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>

>i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

you do realize that is mimus in drag?

david hillstrom · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>

>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>

>>>>Ignorabimus.

>>>>

>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>

>>>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>

>>>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>>

>>i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

>

>you do realize that is mimus in drag?

no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its

right there in the script.

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

Aratzio · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

bloviated:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>

>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>

>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>

>>>Ignorabimus.

>>>

>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>

>>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>

>>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>

>i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

The brunette on Thursday or the Boa on Mondays?

david hillstrom · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:04:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, in

>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>bloviated:

>

>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>

>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>

>>>>Ignorabimus.

>>>>

>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>

>>>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>

>>>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>>

>>i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

>

>The brunette on Thursday or the Boa on Mondays?

why not both?

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

mimus · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had

>>>>>>>>>> to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i

>>>>>>>>>> realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd

>>>>>>>>>> knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like *******

>>>>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my

>>>>>>>>>> tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back

>>>>>>>> into shape?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>

>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and

>>>>> not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For

>>>>> example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox."

>>>>> But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use

>>>>> of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>

>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>

>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us

>>>>> with more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>

>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle

>>>> by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized

>>>> pipe . . . .

>>>

>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in my

>>> middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that takes me

>>> off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details, though. When did

>>> this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you file a police

>>> report. Even if you bought it, it's government property, you know.

>>

>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept sticking it

>> back on the post when it fell back off, and finally today replaced it.

>

> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So if

the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the police, and

we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white _and_ gray paint on

it, and be able to unleash the miracles of forensic criminal investigation

(viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have

_many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have

anything personal against me . . . .

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

mimus · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:19:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

> "david hillstrom" actually had to say:

>

>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:38:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read

>>> what "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>

>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i

>>>>>>>> realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd

>>>>>>>> knows what else.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like *******

>>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my

>>>>>>>> tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back

>>>>>> into shape?

>>>>>

>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>

>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>

>>> Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a

>>> different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"

>>> without a map.

>>

>> i wish i could quit you.

>

> Me too. <smells Hillstrom's denim jacket>

You just veered back onto the boulevard, if I'm any judge.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

mimus · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower

> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>> wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>

>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>

>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>>

>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>

>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>>>

>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

>>

>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?

>

> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its

> right there in the script.

I'm not reading any of this.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

Aratzio · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:09:27 -0500, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

bloviated:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:04:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, in

>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>>bloviated:

>>

>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>

>>>>>Ignorabimus.

>>>>>

>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>>

>>>>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>

>>>>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>>>

>>>i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

>>

>>The brunette on Thursday or the Boa on Mondays?

>

>why not both?

Simultaneous or sequentially.

Tim Weaver · Nov 11, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> mimus wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had

>>>>>>>>>>> to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i

>>>>>>>>>>> realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd

>>>>>>>>>>> knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like *******

>>>>>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my

>>>>>>>>>>> tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back

>>>>>>>>> into shape?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and

>>>>>> not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For

>>>>>> example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox."

>>>>>> But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use

>>>>>> of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>

>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>

>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us

>>>>>> with more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>>

>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle

>>>>> by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized

>>>>> pipe . . . .

>>>>

>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in my

>>>> middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that takes me

>>>> off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details, though. When did

>>>> this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you file a police

>>>> report. Even if you bought it, it's government property, you know.

>>>

>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept sticking it

>>> back on the post when it fell back off, and finally today replaced it.

>>

>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

>

> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So if

> the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the police, and

> we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white _and_ gray paint on

> it, and be able to unleash the miracles of forensic criminal investigation

> (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

>

> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have

> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have

> anything personal against me . . . .

You don't think so? You are ~YOU~, aren't you?

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Nov 11, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had

>>>>>>>>>>>> to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i

>>>>>>>>>>>> realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd

>>>>>>>>>>>> knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like *******

>>>>>>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my

>>>>>>>>>>>> tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back

>>>>>>>>>> into shape?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and

>>>>>>> not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For

>>>>>>> example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox."

>>>>>>> But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use

>>>>>>> of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us

>>>>>>> with more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle

>>>>>> by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized

>>>>>> pipe . . . .

>>>>>

>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in my

>>>>> middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that takes me

>>>>> off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details, though. When did

>>>>> this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you file a police

>>>>> report. Even if you bought it, it's government property, you know.

>>>>

>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept sticking it

>>>> back on the post when it fell back off, and finally today replaced it.

>>>

>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

>>

>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So if

>> the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the police, and

>> we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white _and_ gray paint on

>> it, and be able to unleash the miracles of forensic criminal investigation

>> (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

>>

>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have

>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have

>> anything personal against me . . . .

>

> You don't think so? You are ~YOU~, aren't you?

<with dignity:>

I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little local

communities.

The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla

decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.

Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in the

early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1

surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?

Feh.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Whatever are we to do to show the

true harmony and peace that rule here,

somewhat disguised at the moment by

the apparent disorder now seemingly in

progress?

< Laumer

Tim Weaver · Nov 11, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> mimus wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i

>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles

>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc

>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like

>>>>>>>>>>>>> ******* crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall

>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you

>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard

>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized

>>>>>>>>>> pipe?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person

>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to

>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed

>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example

>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person

>>>>>>>> and not a thing.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you

>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your

>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the

>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or

>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in

>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that

>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,

>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did

>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government

>>>>>> property, you know.

>>>>>

>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept

>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally

>>>>> today replaced it.

>>>>

>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

>>>

>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So

>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the

>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white

>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of

>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

>>>

>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have

>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have

>>> anything personal against me . . . .

>>

>> You don't think so? You are ~YOU~, aren't you?

>

> <with dignity:>

>

> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little

> local communities.

>

> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla

> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.

>

> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in

> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1

> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?

>

> Feh.

OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!

1!11111k11

Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i

never knew you wuz beat upp.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

ah · Nov 11, 2008

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:22:50 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>

>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>

>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>

>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>

>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>

>>http://www.deskography.org/

>

> my desk was so clutterd that the monitor had to sit on the filing

> cabinet at the end of it.

Time-out period?

--

ah

mimus · Nov 11, 2008

On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:50:20 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ******* crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you

>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard

>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized

>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person

>>>>>>>>> and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to

>>>>>>>>> use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who destroyed

>>>>>>>>> your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving an example

>>>>>>>>> of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that I'm a person

>>>>>>>>> and not a thing.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you

>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your

>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the

>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or

>>>>>>>> galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was in

>>>>>>> my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe that

>>>>>>> takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more details,

>>>>>>> though. When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did

>>>>>>> you file a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government

>>>>>>> property, you know.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept

>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally

>>>>>> today replaced it.

>>>>>

>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

>>>>

>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one. So

>>>> if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the

>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white

>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of

>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

>>>>

>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will have

>>>> _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question have

>>>> anything personal against me . . . .

>>>

>>> You don't think so? You are ~YOU~, aren't you?

>>

>> <with dignity:>

>>

>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little

>> local communities.

>>

>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last coupla

>> decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.

>>

>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in

>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1

>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?

>>

>> Feh.

>

> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!

> 1!11111k11

>

> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like, OMG i

> never knew you wuz beat upp.

_Ne bespokoites'_, it was over fifteen years ago, and my major injury was

to my back, where I slid down a brick wall as I was beaten unconscious,

causing a raw spot about four or five inches across that took months to

heal (****, I even drank some more beer afterward, battered and dazed but

unbowed).

Some ***** had been listening to a bar-conversation (a club, really), wot

I don't even remember how the subject came up, but I was expressing my

disbelief at the time that Pontius Pilate had ever approved submitting a

ruling in Roman Imperial law to a barbarian mob, when she suddenly piped

up, "You're a Yid, aren't you?", to which I gave the priceless response,

"What's a 'Yid'?" (I was honestly puzzled at the time, not having ever

actually heard the word used in conversation), and when she said "You

know, a Yid, a Jew" I told her to take her **** bullshit somewhere else

("Oh, I'm not a ****, I'm not a ****"-- yeah right) . . . .

And a week or so later, her boy-friend and a couple of others, all rather

heavier and much more muscular if not taller than me, ambushed me.

It took me a while to figure all that out, since they didn't introduce or

explain themselves or anything, but I finally remembered having seen her

with them a week or two earlier, and her crawling all over one of 'em.

Ironically, the one of the trio that was actually identified to me later

was a law-enforcement major at Marshall University . . . .

Prolly a WVSP State Trooper by now, if not in DHS.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

< _Maske: Thaery_

david hillstrom · Nov 12, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:52:13 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:19:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "david hillstrom" actually had to say:

>>

>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:38:26 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read

>>>> what "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>

>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i

>>>>>>>>> realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd

>>>>>>>>> knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like *******

>>>>>>>>> crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my

>>>>>>>>> tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back

>>>>>>> into shape?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>

>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>

>>>> Whew, I'm glad you grabbed the wheel and took this conversation in a

>>>> different direction. We were quickly veering down "Gay Boulevard"

>>>> without a map.

>>>

>>> i wish i could quit you.

>>

>> Me too. <smells Hillstrom's denim jacket>

>

>You just veered back onto the boulevard, if I'm any judge.

but this time we have a map, sweetie.

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

david hillstrom · Nov 12, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:07:05 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:47:17 -0500, david hillstrom wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:31:12 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>> <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>>>> blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>>

>>>>> just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>>>>

>>>> i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

>>>

>>> you do realize that is mimus in drag?

>>

>> no way, hes the hot chick that checks out the scene of the crime. its

>> right there in the script.

>

>I'm not reading any of this.

thats ok. you just stand there lookin pretty and all.

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

david hillstrom · Nov 12, 2008

On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:22:18 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:09:27 -0500, in

>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>bloviated:

>

>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:04:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:46:10 -0500, in

>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

>>>bloviated:

>>>

>>>>On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:56 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:22:54 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i had to

>>>>>>>>>>>> shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles than i realized i

>>>>>>>>>>>> own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like ******* crazy

>>>>>>>>>>>> and standing is very painfull. i think i shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you and i

>>>>>>>>>> should gang up on them and give them a good hard thrashing back into

>>>>>>>>>> shape?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized pipe?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a person and not a

>>>>>>> thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct term to use. For example, I

>>>>>>> could say, "I am the person who destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not

>>>>>>> saying I did, just giving an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who",

>>>>>>> given that I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you provide us with

>>>>>>> more details of exactly what happened to your beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the middle by a

>>>>>>blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>>

>>>>>just as i susspected it would, this has now turned into CSI mimus.

>>>>

>>>>i wanna date the hot chick in the lab!!!

>>>

>>>The brunette on Thursday or the Boa on Mondays?

>>

>>why not both?

>

>Simultaneous or sequentially.

does it matter?

--

dave hillstrom xrbj

Tim Weaver · Nov 12, 2008

mimus wrote:

> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:50:20 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> mimus wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ******* crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you

>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard

>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized

>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a

>>>>>>>>>> person and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct

>>>>>>>>>> term to use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who

>>>>>>>>>> destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving

>>>>>>>>>> an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that

>>>>>>>>>> I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you

>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your

>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the

>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat

>>>>>>>>> or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was

>>>>>>>> in my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe

>>>>>>>> that takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more

>>>>>>>> details, though.

>>>>>>>> When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you

>>>>>>>> file

>>>>>>>> a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government

>>>>>>>> property, you know.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept

>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally

>>>>>>> today replaced it.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

>>>>>

>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one.

>>>>> So if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the

>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white

>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of

>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

>>>>>

>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will

>>>>> have _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question

>>>>> have anything personal against me . . . .

>>>>

>>>> You don't think so? You are ~YOU~, aren't you?

>>>

>>> <with dignity:>

>>>

>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little

>>> local communities.

>>>

>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last

>>> coupla decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.

>>>

>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in

>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1

>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?

>>>

>>> Feh.

>>

>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!

>> 1!11111k11

>>

>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like,

>> OMG i never knew you wuz beat upp.

>

> _Ne bespokoites'_, it was over fifteen years ago, and my major injury

> was to my back, where I slid down a brick wall as I was beaten

> unconscious, causing a raw spot about four or five inches across that

> took months to heal (****, I even drank some more beer afterward,

> battered and dazed but unbowed).

>

> Some ***** had been listening to a bar-conversation (a club, really),

> wot I don't even remember how the subject came up, but I was expressing

> my disbelief at the time that Pontius Pilate had ever approved

> submitting a ruling in Roman Imperial law to a barbarian mob, when she

> suddenly piped up, "You're a Yid, aren't you?", to which I gave the

> priceless response, "What's a 'Yid'?" (I was honestly puzzled at the

> time, not having ever actually heard the word used in conversation), and

> when she said "You know, a Yid, a Jew" I told her to take her ****

> bullshit somewhere else ("Oh, I'm not a ****, I'm not a ****"-- yeah

> right) . . . .

>

> And a week or so later, her boy-friend and a couple of others, all

> rather heavier and much more muscular if not taller than me, ambushed

> me.

>

> It took me a while to figure all that out, since they didn't introduce

> or explain themselves or anything, but I finally remembered having seen

> her with them a week or two earlier, and her crawling all over one of

> 'em.

>

> Ironically, the one of the trio that was actually identified to me later

> was a law-enforcement major at Marshall University . . . .

>

> Prolly a WVSP State Trooper by now, if not in DHS.

Man, you're a tough 'ole bastage, aren't you? Now see, this is interesting.

This is the stuff movies are made of, right here.

So, did you do anything about it? Report it? Plot a revenge attack? Find

out where they live and destroy their mailboxes?

And are you a Yid? (I've never heard that before, either.) I'm German on

my dad's side, but I don't know if it's Yid or Hit blood. My nose is

certainly Germanic looking in profile, but it doesn't seem to me to "hook"

exactly right, so I don't know. Don't really give a good ****, for that

matter.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

mimus · Nov 12, 2008

On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:14:22 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:

>

>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:50:20 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:20:45 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:36 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:22:42 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:35:04 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> mimus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:54:40 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 19:32:29 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is now clean and uncluterd. it took two days to do that! i

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had to shift a big pile of guitar mags, more dvd spindles

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than i realized i own. two motherboard boxes. lots of pc

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts and godd knows what else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> amazingly there where no books.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now after cleaning the actual desk, my back herts like

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ******* crazy and standing is very painfull. i think i

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shall go use my tenz machine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomorrow i have to put stuff on the desk and arange it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pathetic.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i agree. only the trapped nerves in my back don't. maybe you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and i should gang up on them and give them a good hard

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thrashing back into shape?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds good. Shall I bring a baseball bat or a galvanized

>>>>>>>>>>>>> pipe?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you the ******** that destroyed my mail-box?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> That should be "who" destroyed your mailbox. Since I'm a

>>>>>>>>>>> person and not a thing, "who" instead of "that" is the correct

>>>>>>>>>>> term to use. For example, I could say, "I am the person who

>>>>>>>>>>> destroyed your mailbox." But, I'm not saying I did, just giving

>>>>>>>>>>> an example of the proper use of the pronoun "who", given that

>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a person and not a thing.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Ignorabimus.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> So, let us investigate this mailbox issue deeper. Can you

>>>>>>>>>>> provide us with more details of exactly what happened to your

>>>>>>>>>>> beloved mailbox?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Well, I didn't have an autopsy done, but it got folded in the

>>>>>>>>>> middle by a blow from something _very much like_ a baseball bat

>>>>>>>>>> or galvanized pipe . . . .

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Hmm... I must confess to some mailbox destruction; but that was

>>>>>>>>> in my middle teen years. As I'm now 46 years of age, I believe

>>>>>>>>> that takes me off the suspect list. I'm curious for more

>>>>>>>>> details, though.

>>>>>>>>> When did this offence happen? Did you take pictures? Did you

>>>>>>>>> file

>>>>>>>>> a police report. Even if you bought it, it's government

>>>>>>>>> property, you know.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Nah, I just shook my head, mumbled for about a week and kept

>>>>>>>> sticking it back on the post when it fell back off, and finally

>>>>>>>> today replaced it.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Reckon it'll stay there? Undestroyed?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> We'll see. It's a different color. And I'm keeping the old one.

>>>>>> So if the new one gets smashed, I will call the Post Office and the

>>>>>> police, and we'll know to look for a club or pipe with both white

>>>>>> _and_ gray paint on it, and be able to unleash the miracles of

>>>>>> forensic criminal investigation (viz., mass spectrometry) on it.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Although I suspect that in that case the weapon in question will

>>>>>> have _many_ paints on it, since I doubt the malefactors in question

>>>>>> have anything personal against me . . . .

>>>>>

>>>>> You don't think so? You are ~YOU~, aren't you?

>>>>

>>>> <with dignity:>

>>>>

>>>> I am a quiet, amiable and generally well-liked citizen in my little

>>>> local communities.

>>>>

>>>> The very few evangelists that have come by my house over the last

>>>> coupla decades might not agree, although I'm polite even there.

>>>>

>>>> Oh, and also the (neo-)Nazis that jumped me in Huntington, WV, back in

>>>> the early '90s and beat me unconscious-- nothing like a little 3-on-1

>>>> surprise-attack in the dark on someone plastered, eh?

>>>>

>>>> Feh.

>>>

>>> OMG!!@!!!! WTF!@#!@$!@ !!

>>> 1!11111k11

>>>

>>> Are you, like, still breathing and stuff?!? Iz your headz k? Like,

>>> OMG i never knew you wuz beat upp.

>>

>> _Ne bespokoites'_, it was over fifteen years ago, and my major injury

>> was to my back, where I slid down a brick wall as I was beaten

>> unconscious, causing a raw spot about four or five inches across that

>> took months to heal (****, I even drank some more beer afterward,

>> battered and dazed but unbowed).

>>

>> Some ***** had been listening to a bar-conversation (a club, really),

>> wot I don't even remember how the subject came up, but I was expressing

>> my disbelief at the time that Pontius Pilate had ever approved

>> submitting a ruling in Roman Imperial law to a barbarian mob, when she

>> suddenly piped up, "You're a Yid, aren't you?", to which I gave the

>> priceless response, "What's a 'Yid'?" (I was honestly puzzled at the

>> time, not having ever actually heard the word used in conversation), and

>> when she said "You know, a Yid, a Jew" I told her to take her ****

>> bullshit somewhere else ("Oh, I'm not a ****, I'm not a ****"-- yeah

>> right) . . . .

>>

>> And a week or so later, her boy-friend and a couple of others, all

>> rather heavier and much more muscular if not taller than me, ambushed

>> me.

>>

>> It took me a while to figure all that out, since they didn't introduce

>> or explain themselves or anything, but I finally remembered having seen

>> her with them a week or two earlier, and her crawling all over one of

>> 'em.

>>

>> Ironically, the one of the trio that was actually identified to me later

>> was a law-enforcement major at Marshall University . . . .

>>

>> Prolly a WVSP State Trooper by now, if not in DHS.

>

> Man, you're a tough 'ole bastage, aren't you?

"I don't know, I was drunk at the time."

> Now see, this is interesting.

> This is the stuff movies are made of, right here.

>

> So, did you do anything about it? Report it? Plot a revenge attack? Find

> out where they live and destroy their mailboxes?

No. It'd be my word against theirs about who started it. And see

preceding.

> And are you a Yid? (I've never heard that before, either.) I'm German on

> my dad's side, but I don't know if it's Yid or Hit blood. My nose is

> certainly Germanic looking in profile, but it doesn't seem to me to "hook"

> exactly right, so I don't know. Don't really give a good ****, for that

> matter.

I'm mostly Northern English and Southern Scottish with some dollops of

Welsh and American Indian.

A classic American Midwestern mutt, IOW.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

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estimate, has been uniformly found to bear a spotless

character.

< Ambrose Bierce

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