My Greatest Dream in Life

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wez

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Hey.. Wait a minute.. I was only gonna massage your feet.. She can have ya when I .. errrrrr.. Die naturally.

I guess we could let her visit now and again til then.. I'll be her occasional slave.. I aint Superman..

Well.. yeah, I am, but still... :cool:

 
Anna Perenna

Anna Perenna

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Hey.. Wait a minute.. I was only gonna massage your feet.. She can have ya when I .. errrrrr.. Die naturally.
I guess we could let her visit now and again til then..
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Always read the fine print, Wez.

Tut tut. :)

 
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wez

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Always read the fine print, Wez.
Tut tut. :)
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Dammit. Stupid fine print.. Oh well.. If she's as sweet as you.. I'm in. ;)

btw.. I make the best fukking goulash evahhhhh..

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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My goal in life is to become a famous artist, travel the world and visit everyone I've ever met on the internet to see what kind of people they really are in the comfort of their own homes....

Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums.

I also want to find a wonderful and lusty lover with an 11 inch ***** who will *** me to death, because that's the way I want to go out - "death by mind-blowing ******".

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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My goal in life is to become a famous artist, travel the world and visit everyone I've ever met on the internet to see what kind of people they really are in the comfort of their own homes....
Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums.

I also want to find a wonderful and lusty lover with an 11 inch ***** who will *** me to death, because that's the way I want to go out - "death by mind-blowing ******".
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I'm never naked. I always have socks on.

As far as the ***** thing goes, sorry I can't help you there, I don't fold it in half for anyone. :D

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Thank *** for the socks, man. At least you have some integrity.

You won't fold it in half? Not even for me? Well you're not a very good friend at all!

Boo. Hiss.

 
Anna Perenna

Anna Perenna

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Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums.
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By 'weird feeling' she really means 'a high-tech secret camera placed inside your home'.

As far as the ***** thing goes, sorry I can't help you there, I don't fold it in half for anyone. :D
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LOL. I tried to rep you, but I have to spread it around, sorry!

 
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wez

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**** bleaching?

Looks like my greatest dream in life needs a revision.. I've always wanted to inject bleach in my *** and stare at it but never got around to those yoga classes, yet... The time has come.

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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**** bleaching?
Looks like my greatest dream in life needs a revision.. I've always wanted to inject bleach in my *** and stare at it but never got around to those yoga classes, yet... The time has come.
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Nothing worse than the nose-burning smell of bleach covering up the smell of ****.

Reminds me of old people like Snaffy.

 
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wez

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My new greatest dream in life...

To whup Anna Perenne's Aussie **** in at least one game of scrabble before I cash in my chips... croak... cease to breathe... come to an end... drop dead... expire... get bagged... finish the race... push up daisies... pay the debt to nature... sink into the grave... feed the worms... ride off into the sunset... cease to exist... Kick the bucket...

I'm comin', Elizabeth ~ Fred G. Sanford (the G is for great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts ~ Carl Spackler)

 




 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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My new greatest dream in life...

To whup Anna Perenne's Aussie **** in at least one game of scrabble before I cash in my chips... croak... cease to breathe... come to an end... drop dead... expire... get bagged... finish the race... push up daisies... pay the debt to nature... sink into the grave... feed the worms... ride off into the sunset... cease to exist... Kick the bucket.
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You forgot, "just fukken die already!".

 
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