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"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
> >dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>
> >>>mimus wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.
> >>>
> >>>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
> >>>Anthony Bourdain.
> >>
> >> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are.
> >
> > I did not pee in the cole slaw.
>
> ever poo in chocolate pudding?

And the gross out award goes to.............

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> <This space for rent.>
 
"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:19:12 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
> >dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>
> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>knoxy wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >>>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
> >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
<DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >>>>>>>>> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>> > > >
> >>>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
sausage.
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled
with
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve
floating" and
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts;
there's no
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify.
> >>>>>>>>> > > > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
> >>>>>>>>> > > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
> >>>>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > :)
> >>>>>>>>> > >
> >>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
> >>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
> >>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
> >>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
> >>>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery
story.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on
the
> >>>>>>>>> counter.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
> >>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling
eggs,
> >>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them
screaming
> >>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if
there were
> >>>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the
shift.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the
cost
> >>>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>Do you like egg salad?
> >>>>
> >>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.
> >>>
> >>>Salade Astaire.
> >>
> >> pass.
> >>
> >> what kinda seafood you got? any fresh?
> >
> >Salmon Astaire?
>
> <unceremoniously pushes brian into the pit>

While you're down there, Brian, you'll find the cleaning supplies in that
little alcove on your right. You've been elected Pit Cleaner for the week.

Beware the badgers.

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> <This space for rent.>
 
"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >bloviated:
> >
> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>
> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
> >>>
> >>>hmmmph.
> >>>
> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and
Eve
> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with
> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
> >>
> >>you need a vacation.
> >
> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>
> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
> next to the trout stream.

First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

Smee, of the hiring committee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> <This space for rent.>
 
<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
cloud of snot:

>
>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>news:cb8mu31sj0kkst9bo3j5p00fgvmgo9tdu9@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>mimus wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.
>> >>>
>> >>>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
>> >>>Anthony Bourdain.
>> >>
>> >> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are.
>> >
>> > I did not pee in the cole slaw.
>>
>> ever poo in chocolate pudding?
>
>And the gross out award goes to.............
>
>Smee

It goes to Smee?


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On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> >bloviated:
>>> >
>>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>> >>>
>>> >>>hmmmph.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and
>>Eve
>>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with
>>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>> >>
>>> >>you need a vacation.
>>> >
>>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>
>>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>> next to the trout stream.
>>
>>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>
>>Smee, of the hiring committee
>
>hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
 
Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> bloviated:
>
>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>> news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>>>>> Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>>>>> sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>>>>> toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need
>>>>>>> specify.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>
>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>
>>>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>>> next to the trout stream.
>>>
>>> First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>
>>> Smee, of the hiring committee
>>
>> hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>
> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

Sounds like you're playing with your food again...

--
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Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> bloviated:
>
>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>> news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>>>>> Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>>>>> sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>>>>> toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need
>>>>>>> specify.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>
>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>
>>>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>>> next to the trout stream.
>>>
>>> First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>
>>> Smee, of the hiring committee
>>
>> hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>
> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

Sounds like you're playing with your food again...

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dvus
 
On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:39:06 -0400, in the land of alt.config, "dvus"
<dven1@adelphia.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>> news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>>>>>> Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>>>>>> sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>>>>>> toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need
>>>>>>>> specify.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>
>>>>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>>>> next to the trout stream.
>>>>
>>>> First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>
>>>> Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>
>>> hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>
>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>
>Sounds like you're playing with your food again...

It is quite annoying when one drops such a lovely straight line into a
thread and all that you get is one very obvious response.


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"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> bloviated:
>
> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >>> >bloviated:
> >>> >
> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>>hmmmph.
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
and
> >>Eve
> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted
with
> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
> >>> >>
> >>> >>you need a vacation.
> >>> >
> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
> >>>
> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
> >>> next to the trout stream.
> >>
> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
> >>
> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
> >
> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>
> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what
you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

Smee
 
On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>
>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> bloviated:
>>
>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> >>> >bloviated:
>> >>> >
>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>and
>> >>Eve
>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted
>with
>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>> >>>
>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>> >>> next to the trout stream.
>> >>
>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>> >>
>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>> >
>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>
>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>
>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what
>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>
>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

--
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<This space for rent.>
 
Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:39:06 -0400, in the land of alt.config, "dvus"
> <dven1@adelphia.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>> news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>>>>>>> Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>>>>>>> sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>>>>>>> toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>>>>>>>> need specify.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile
>>>>>> silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>
>>>>> First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>
>>>>> Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>
>>>> hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>
>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>
>> Sounds like you're playing with your food again...
>
> It is quite annoying when one drops such a lovely straight line into a
> thread and all that you get is one very obvious response.

Well, at least give me credit for posting the response twice. (That
particular screw-up can be attributed to the fact that individual.net won't
allow x-posting to the flonk. I took it out of the newsgroups line, re-sent
and got an error message anyway which prompted me to erroneously ASSume the
reply didn't get posted. My bad.)

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pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
> mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No
> matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

I totally AWTP. Eggplant is the earth's way of taking a dump.

> Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

Lettuce of any stripe is ok, as long as it's not on eggplant.

--
dvus
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>> >>> wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> >>> >bloviated:
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>> >>> >>
>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>> >>> >>>
>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>> >>> >>>
>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>and
>>> >>Eve
>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted
>>with
>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>> >>> >>
>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>> >>>
>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>> >>> next to the trout stream.
>>> >>
>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>> >>
>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>> >
>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>
>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>
>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what
>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>
>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>
> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

"I like how she cooks her eggplant
In a thousand different ways...
I like how she cooks her eggplant
Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."
--Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
 
On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >>
>>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>> >>> wrote:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> >>> >bloviated:
>>>> >>> >
>>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>> >>> >>
>>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>> >>> >>>
>>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>> >>> >>>
>>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>and
>>>> >>Eve
>>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted
>>>with
>>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>> >>> >>
>>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>> >>> >
>>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>>> >>> next to the trout stream.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>> >
>>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>
>>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>
>>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
>>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what
>>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>
>>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>
>> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>
>"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>In a thousand different ways...
>I like how she cooks her eggplant
>Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."
> --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted
garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:40:54 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>
>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> >>>> bloviated:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> >>>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
><DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> >>>> >>> >bloviated:
>> >>>> >>> >
>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>> >>>> >>> >>
>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>> >>>> >>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>> >>>> >>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>Adam
>> >>>and
>> >>>> >>Eve
>> >>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What
>they
>> >>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for
>granted
>> >>>with
>> >>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>> >>>> >>> >>
>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>> >>>> >>> >
>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile
>silo
>> >>>> >>> next to the trout stream.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>> >>>>
>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>> >>>
>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter
>what
>> >>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>> >>>
>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>> >>
>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>> >
>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>> >In a thousand different ways...
>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."
>> > --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>
>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted
>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>
>A cholesterol orgy.

which would properly describe half of the food served in a diner.
silly.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
> >dave hillstrom wrote:
> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >>>> bloviated:
> >>>>
> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >>>> >>> wrote:
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
<DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> >>>> >>> >bloviated:
> >>>> >>> >
> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
> >>>> >>> >>
> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
> >>>> >>> >>>
> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
> >>>> >>> >>>
> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
Adam
> >>>and
> >>>> >>Eve
> >>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What
they
> >>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for
granted
> >>>with
> >>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
> >>>> >>> >>
> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
> >>>> >>> >
> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile
silo
> >>>> >>> next to the trout stream.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
> >>>> >
> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
> >>>>
> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
> >>>
> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter
what
> >>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
> >>>
> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
> >>
> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
> >
> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
> >In a thousand different ways...
> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."
> > --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>
> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted
> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

A cholesterol orgy.

Smee

>
> --
> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
>
> <This space for rent.>
 
hugged my left nut and wrote:

>
> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> >>>> bloviated:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>> >>>> >>> >
>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>> >>>> >>> >>
>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>> >>>> >>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>> >>>> >>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify.
>> >>>> >>> >>
>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>> >>>> >>> >
>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile
>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>> >>>>
>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>> >>>
>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your
>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No
matter
>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>> >>>
>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>> >>
>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>> >
>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>> >In a thousand different ways...
>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>
>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted
>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>
> A cholesterol orgy.

You make that sound so naughty.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992
 
Brian Mailman wrote:
> dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>:)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>>
>>>>> Scallops is better.
>>>>
>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>>>
>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.
>>
>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.
>
> Or shark fins.

Or doll fins.
--
ah
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>>bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>:)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Scallops is better.
>>>>>
>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>>>>
>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.
>>>
>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.
>>
>>Or shark fins.
>
> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while
> snorkelling or scuba diving.

They hide their bods in the sand.
--
ah
 
Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>
>>>>>:)
>>>>>
>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>
>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>
>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>
>>> Scallops is better.
>>
>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>
> You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
> you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

Ooooh! Can I get a lift kit?
--
ah
 

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