Plastic surgery

[timesjoke]

Eh, I wouldn't bother maintaining my dignity with custom bras. I'd just haul mine around in a couple of wheelbarrows and cover them with tarps so as not to scare the neighbors.

lol, well they didn't sag that low, being filled with milk they actually stood out better then you think

 

[mercury]

oh yeah... it literally feels like you're lugging boulders around. They're rock hard. And sleeping on your stomach is absolutely out of the question.

 

[Ahhlee]

oh yeah... it literally feels like you're lugging boulders around. They're rock hard. And sleeping on your stomach is absolutely out of the question.

WHAT?????

That sounds terrible! And I like sleeping on my stomach!

I'm so glad no man will tolerate me. I couldn't handle that ****.

 

[mercury]

I'll never forget the pain the next morning when I decided I didn't need to wear a bra to bed one night. Worse than labor because there wasn't a great prize waiting at the end of it!

The up side of the stomach sleeping is that by the time your ***** hurt, you're already used to sleeping on your side and back because of your protruding belly.

I used to be a total stomach sleeper, but I've only been able to get back to it within the last few years, and it's not very comfortable anymore.

 

[timesjoke]

WHAT?????
That sounds terrible! And I like sleeping on my stomach!

I'm so glad no man will tolerate me. I couldn't handle that ****.

You know that is the interesting part me and the flower child lady who was our teacher in the birthing classes used to spend a lot of time talking about.

The pain a woman goes through in birth is massive, but nature let's her forget it, otherwise they would never let a man touch them again, lol.

We had some ladies have a flashback and actually remember the pain of child birth during my first responder training. They showed an actual birth video and the ladies suddenly had the flashback. I felt bad for them but I found it interesting that the mind can work that way as well.

Pretty cool

 

[Ahhlee]

I'll never forget the pain the next morning when I decided I didn't need to wear a bra to bed one night. Worse than labor because there wasn't a great prize waiting at the end of it!
The up side of the stomach sleeping is that by the time your ***** hurt, you're already used to sleeping on your side and back because of your protruding belly.

I used to be a total stomach sleeper, but I've only been able to get back to it within the last few years, and it's not very comfortable anymore.

Good Lord! All that child birthing business is scary and sounds incredibly uncomfortable.

From now on, I'm locking my irresponsible ****** up tight! I just ordered a titanium chastity belt from amazon.com. I hope it arrives soon!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Well our "modern" society is, but looking back a few hundred years you did see life long mating with humans.

Wow!

I thought you looked forward rather than backwards.

 

[timesjoke]

Wow!
I thought you looked forward rather than backwards.

I have a brain capable of doing both depending on the correct need at the time.

The only correct way to look at the possibility of evolution is to look forward to try and figure out the why's for each change, not looking backward taking away because it is not that simple, there must be a reason for the addition, it didn't just appear out of nowhere without cause.

Taking one of the already offered points of ******* needed to feed a flat face, if there was a "need" for the larger ******* to feed the child, and the child did not get what it needed, it would have died and no future generations. The "need" is a need now, not thousands of years into the future, the baby can't wait for the change.

The looking back method is the only way evolution appears possible because you can look past the needs that would have prompted the changes, but looking foward, you see that life is still happening and if it was a "need" to survive, then they would have died waiting for the change.....

 

[RoyalOrleans]

The only correct way to look at the possibility of evolution is to look forward to try and figure out the why's for each change, not looking backward taking away because it is not that simple, there must be a reason for the addition, it didn't just appear out of nowhere without cause.

Right it... changes or mutations did not just happen, they evolved. Such as building a resistance to certain diseases, and maybe even the subsquent treatments, metabolisms adjusting as we travel and live in new places with new food sources... (Lactose... a cow's milk was meant for her calves, but we consume it all the time and in various products.), among other examples.

Taking one of the already offered points of ******* needed to feed a flat face, if there was a "need" for the larger ******* to feed the child, and the child did not get what it needed, it would have died and no future generations. The "need" is a need now, not thousands of years into the future, the baby can't wait for the change.

Why do you put NEED in quotations?

So one day a million years ago, a simian looking creature gave birth to **** sapien erectus? No. No. Through evolution, the gradual mutation of man's features, was enlarged ******* possible. If we evolved from ape, you can't assume that the direct child of our first ancestor looked like your baby.

Maybe ten thousand years into the future, babies will be born with ******* and can self feed? Maybe?

The looking back method is the only way evolution appears possible because you can look past the needs that would have prompted the changes, but looking foward, you see that life is still happening and if it was a "need" to survive, then they would have died waiting for the change.....

Again, NEED appears in quotations. Not sure why.

Oh yeah... Neanderthal man stood around waiting for Cro Magnon man to come tell him he is obsolete.

 

[timesjoke]

Right it... changes or mutations did not just happen, they evolved. Such as building a resistance to certain diseases, and maybe even the subsquent treatments, metabolisms adjusting as we travel and live in new places with new food sources... (Lactose... a cow's milk was meant for her calves, but we consume it all the time and in various products.), among other examples.

But you can't change until there is a need, and if it is a die or adapt issue, you do not have thousands of years to wait for the change.

Why do you put NEED in quotations?

So one day a million years ago, a simian looking creature gave birth to **** sapien erectus? No. No. Through evolution, the gradual mutation of man's features, was enlarged ******* possible. If we evolved from ape, you can't assume that the direct child of our first ancestor looked like your baby.

Maybe ten thousand years into the future, babies will be born with ******* and can self feed? Maybe?

Again, NEED appears in quotations. Not sure why.

Oh yeah... Neanderthal man stood around waiting for Cro Magnon man to come tell him he is obsolete.

Your still stuck looking backwards, I guess your not capable of understanding the evolution concept (as it would have had to happen) then.

If they "need" a bigger breast to feed and live, then they will die waiting the thousands of years to get the bigger breast, that is as simple as I can make this concept, if your not able to grasp that very basic idea there really is no way for me to discuss it with you.

 

[Ahhlee]

Your still stuck looking backwards, I guess your not capable of understanding the evolution concept (as it would have had to happen) then.
If they "need" a bigger breast to feed and live, then they will die waiting the thousands of years to get the bigger breast, that is as simple as I can make this concept, if your not able to grasp that very basic idea there really is no way for me to discuss it with you.

He understands just fine. You're the one making yourself look completely inept at carrying on this discussion.

But please, keep on. It's somewhat entertaining.

 

[eddo]

I like boobies.

 

[timesjoke]

He understands just fine. You're the one making yourself look completely inept at carrying on this discussion.
But please, keep on. It's somewhat entertaining.

So you don't understand you have to look foward either?

 

[Ahhlee]

I like boobies.

Want mine?

So you don't understand you have to look foward either?

I prefer to look in all directions. You see more that way.

 

[timesjoke]

I prefer to look in all directions. You see more that way.

Sounds quaint and false to be honest.

If all your interested in is taking shots.....ok, when your ready to post with some thought let me know, your nicer to talk to in those times.

 

[eddo]

Want mine?

no, they'll make me take out that garbage...

 

[Ahhlee]

Sounds quaint and false to be honest.
If all your interested in is taking shots.....ok, when your ready to post with some thought let me know, your nicer to talk to in those times.

Ehhh...I'm seldom thoughtful or nice.

And feel free to ignore me if that's what you need to do. It's cool. I'm used to it.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

If they "need" a bigger breast to feed and live, then they will die waiting the thousands of years to get the bigger breast, that is as simple as I can make this concept, if your not able to grasp that very basic idea there really is no way for me to discuss it with you.

Ohhhhh I see what you are talking about.

(sarcasm)

What part of evolution do you not understand? I grasp your idea very well: you think that suddenly **** sapien erectus appeared out of nowhere. If that were the case, then we would not exist as a species today. Yesteryear's simian forebears were ill equpped to feed the species today.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Sounds quaint and false to be honest.
If all your interested in is taking shots.....ok, when your ready to post with some thought let me know, your nicer to talk to in those times.

Ohh... yeah Mr. Kettle.

You do realize you are posting in Ali's thread, the thread we are mucking up?

Ali...

Sorry for fukken up your thread.

 

[Ahhlee]

Ohh... yeah Mr. Kettle.
You do realize you are posting in Ali's thread, the thread we are mucking up?

Ali...

Sorry for fukken up your thread.

It's fine, RO. It's not like I've never been a party to such shenanigans. No worries, whatsoever and I thank you for your consideration.

I do feel bad about all the fighting and derailing myself. I REALLY feel bad that emkay didn't want to stick around on account of it. So if I have offended anyone with my snarkiness as of late, I apologize.

Sometimes I live my life like a **** hurricane, and the aftermath is saddening.

I hope everyone has a safe and fantastic Labor Day weekend! Take care, all!