Please keep your clothes on.

[Chi]

So in order for damn near every guy to be "perfect" in bed we have to watch two girls go at it. I am sure alot of guys like that but other than that, it doesn't excatly seem logical as I am sure there are guys who can please a woman without having to watch porn. And I apologize that not all of us guys cater to two women going at it, something alot of non-lesbian/non-bisexual women complain about because we are "too perverted".

But nice trying to hit me with the "You haven't been laid in a long time." insult. Didn't work. Because I will tell everyone here. Nope, I haven't been laid in OVER TWO YEARS PEOPLE! Yep...that's right. And not afraid to admit it. But according to this person here I haven't been laid in two years for NOT having sexual experiences. How much more asinine can this get really?

Face it, you women are not sex gods. It is an individual trait, not truly gender based. Get over yourselves. Climb off the pedestal.

No you're right, some men are just naturally gifted or learn well with experience. But my suggestion follows the logic that a woman KNOWS exactly what feels good to her, thus would know what would feel good to another woman. We are all different of course, but generally we also like a lot of the same things.

 

[Chi]

ouch...

guess some of us aren't out there to hump anything that moves...

And if we do that then we are scumbags. It isn't my fault I know how to control my horomones.

Keep telling yourself that guys.....

 

[Jhony5]

Keep telling yourself that guys.....

Hey hey hey. Not all guys are sluts ya know. I am. But not all guys are.

 

[Chi]

Hey hey hey. Not all guys are sluts ya know. I am. But not all guys are.

I know. I'm teasing them

 

[Chi]

.Kind of

 

[Outlaw2747]

I can see one of you pulling a serious Lorena Bobbit.

 

[Ctrl]

Actually ladies, if you sat and rode your mans face for an hour, I guarantee you he'll know where your special spot is at the end of that hour.

Presuming his tongue can reach 2 1/2 inches back and straight up and still apply any pressure at all.

 

[Chi]

Presuming his tongue can reach 2 1/2 inches back and straight up and still apply any pressure at all.

I will have to agree. You can certainly achieve orgasm with what Gabbie mentioned, but for that g-spot orgasm it would be better and more realistically achieved with the woman on top position or doggie, just personally speaking.....

 

[Jhony5]

I will have to agree. You can certainly achieve orgasm with what Gabbie mentioned, but for that g-spot orgasm it would be better and more realistically achieved with the woman on top position or doggie, just personally speaking.....

Ya see, the thing some fellas don't get. I hope this doesn't sound too crude. If a guy isn't using a finger when going down on his lady, he ain't doing it right.
FELLAS, theres treasure up in there. Ya gots ta dig 4 it. Helps if ya put a pillow under her ass too lift it up a bit. Gets the angle just right. Either that or use your left hand too hold her up, unless your a weak little sissy. My opinion is the ladies like it when ya hold her up in the air while ya do your thing.

 

[Ctrl]

Ya see, the thing some fellas don't get. I hope this doesn't sound too crude. If a guy isn't using a finger when going down on his lady, he ain't doing it right.
FELLAS, theres treasure up in there. Ya gots ta dig 4 it. Helps if ya put a pillow under her ass too lift it up a bit. Gets the angle just right. Either that or use your left hand too hold her up, unless your a weak little sissy. My opinion is the ladies like it when ya hold her up in the air while ya do your thing.

The position in question was her sitting on your face. Maybe you are double-jointed... I dunno.

I will also tell you that your digit is the lowest on the list of things a woman wants inside her. Either you have a decent sized tongue, or you use your cack, I say. There is something to external stimulus in conjunction with internal... but... I find the thing is sensitive enough that... allright... let me start over.

1st. Men are like great houses. Their hearts, their minds, their bodies are great rooms connected by hallways with independant doors. They can open and close them at will. They compartmentalize their worlds. They might open the door to the heart to lure the unsuspecting girl to stand in front of it and peer in. That hallway is just beyond the body room. You got to go through that one to get to the heart. Most men shut that door once you have gone through the body. It is just how we work.

2nd. Most men use entirely too much pressure to begin with, they tend to try and crush that ****er. If some is good, more is better. That's us. It ends up desensitizing a woman. Delicacy is a good thing. It might build to something furious, but in GENERAL it is subtlety that breaks wills.

3rd. Women are rivers. Their hearts their minds and their bodies are a single entity that ebb and flow together. You cannot step into part of a river, you are simply in the river. Women sometimes see how men are, and try to compartmentalize too. They build dams, to choke off the flow. Eventually, all dams break and that area they try to keep dry floods, and then my dear, you are completely ****ed. If you look up "vulnerable" you should find a picture of a broken dam. To understand a womans body, you must also understand her heart and mind. They are all the same thing.

4th. It is not the motion of the ocean, it is the rivers tide. It is something that builds, slowly. It is a pebble which makes tiny ripples, that become waves. These are the waves that build tides, that creates squalls that crash against the banks of emotion. It leaves them exposed, not in control of their senses. It is gravity. It isn't just making a girl cum. A rubber stick can do that. You gotta be the ****ing moon.

 

[Jhony5]

Well that was poetic if nothing else.

I wasn't actually addressing the "Sitting on my face" thing. Thats an odd position if ya ask me.

I will also tell you that your digit is the lowest on the list of things a woman wants inside her.

Allow me to clarify.
Using your index finger to apply pressure to just the right area (upwards towards the belly), I have had great success in creating an overwhelming reaction from my lady friends. You don't just shove yer fingers in and start diggin around. Technique is key.
Timing as well.

Most men use entirely too much pressure to begin with, they tend to try and crush that ****er.

This is because, in my opinion, most men are thinking of what gets them off. Not the woman they are with.

Delicacy is a good thing.

Flickers. Tiny circles. I have also noted that rhythm seems to set the pace. Not a fast rhythm, slow and purposeful. This takes care of the outside. But, the G is inside. I don't try and find it until pot is about to boil. Am I making more sense now?

Not only have I not had any complaints, I get raves. When your talking to a woman a day or two later and they just bring up how wonderful it was, completely out of the blue, you know you did good.

 

[Ctrl]

Flickers. Tiny circles. I have also noted that rhythm seems to set the pace. Not a fast rhythm, slow and purposeful. This takes care of the outside. But, the G is inside. I don't try and find it until pot is about to boil. Am I making more sense now?

Crystal.

Concentric circles, ebbing in speed and suction... good times. Yeah... we are on the same page. I think people who give good head, start with the alphabet, then develop their own language.

 

[phreakwars]

Dude, have you ever gotten one that squirts ??

I have once.

****ing freaked me out at first, but then I thought it was kind of cool.

Damn I miss her .

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[Jhony5]

Dude, have you ever gotten one that squirts ??

I have once.

****ing freaked me out at first, but then I thought it was kind of cool.

Damn I miss her .

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NO. But I have seen this on the internet....uhhh...by accident once when I was doing a search for......ermmm.......squirt guns.

Seriously though. I have never seen this happen. Are we talking like distance here or.....? Please elaborate.

 

[Ctrl]

Yuppers. Is cool, but becomes a pain in the ass over time. It either ruins spontinaity, or fabric.

 

[phreakwars]

It wasn't long distance, maybe about 4 inches out. I know if my face would have been a bit closer she would have probably shot me in the eye.

The trick to it, is placing the fingers on the top part and making the "come here" type motion. That stimulates the section of the female that produces those tasty juices.. and if your lucky, it will all come out in a gush stream and shoot up.. it really is ****ing cool !!
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[Ctrl]

The only real distance is if something is lodged in her... but there is some distance. It really depends on the volume of fluid and musculature. No appreciable odor... at least not a specifically unpleasant one like urine or poon fungus.

 

[Jhony5]

Yuppers. Is cool, but becomes a pain in the ass over time. It either ruins spontinaity, or fabric.

God damn that kinda freaks me out. Like, shouldn't you warn a fella before hand? As opposed to just making it a surprise. A guy could mistake that for gettin pissed on.

Which is sooo not sexy. Gettin pissed on that is. Not that I know. Cuz I never got pissed on. But if I did I'd be like "Hey bitch, whats with pissin on me".

 

[phreakwars]

Female ejaculation actually has almost the same stuff as male ejaculation... minus the sperm of course.

I know there is something on it somewhere on the internet as to what's in it.
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[Jhony5]

I know if my face would have been a bit closer she would have probably shot me in the eye

Hehehe. I bet you would never see that cumming.

poon fungus

WTF? lol. Poon fungus?