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>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
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>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
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>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we're all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eyes would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a mail
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ticket
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> online'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> france
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you, Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> American
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>>>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian
>>>>>>>>>>>>> South African
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking
>>>>>>>>>>>>> foreigner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>>>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> talk to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'em.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nationalities.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact
>>>>>>>>>>>> alone.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress
>>>>>>>>>>> 'em.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be
>>>>>>>>> honest I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on
>>>>>>>>> its own usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned
>>>>>>>>> glee.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd.
>>>>>>>> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang.
>>>>>>>> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with
>>>>>>> Stargate chuff. Me diary's ****ing chokka...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed into
>>>>>> his head?
>>>>>
>>>>> Not unless you want to. Why, do you want to?
>>>>
>>>> Depends. Depends what powers lie within that broach thing.
>>>
>>> The ability to headbutt people to death.
>>
>> I'd like to dress up like that then.
That'd be mint, tho' I wonder how long it'd be before yer "sorry officer, I
accidentally sneezed" excuse would start to wear a bit thin with the
coppers...
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> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
> news:27fo95.kr6.19.6@news.alt.net...
>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>
>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>> news:27ak3j.eo6.19.2@news.alt.net...
>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:27862h.jso.17.10@news.alt.net...
>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I ****ing love this place. I love that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we're all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ****.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> **** that, love. Without your contribution my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eyes would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cross.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! **** off Frasier, we all know your missus was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a mail
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> order
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy ****ers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ticket
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> online'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to **** off and count their lucky stars you chose
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> france
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french ****ers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the ****ers, see what we can sort out.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you, Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> American
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')
>>>>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian
>>>>>>>>>>>>> South African
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking
>>>>>>>>>>>>> foreigner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> world
>>>>>>>>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> talk to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'em.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nationalities.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact
>>>>>>>>>>>> alone.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress
>>>>>>>>>>> 'em.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be
>>>>>>>>> honest I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on
>>>>>>>>> its own usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned
>>>>>>>>> glee.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd.
>>>>>>>> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang.
>>>>>>>> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with
>>>>>>> Stargate chuff. Me diary's ****ing chokka...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed into
>>>>>> his head?
>>>>>
>>>>> Not unless you want to. Why, do you want to?
>>>>
>>>> Depends. Depends what powers lie within that broach thing.
>>>
>>> The ability to headbutt people to death.
>>
>> I'd like to dress up like that then.
That'd be mint, tho' I wonder how long it'd be before yer "sorry officer, I
accidentally sneezed" excuse would start to wear a bit thin with the
coppers...
